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   Herd of elephants downs 500 liters of moonshine, hilarity ensues

07 Nov 2012 10:55 AM   |   31698 clicks   |   Metro
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Cythraul     
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"I love you, bro." - "No bro, I love you."

07 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
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UberDave    [TotalFark]  
I honestly thought this would be about a group of moo-moo wearing Appalachian women.

07 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
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xanadian    [TotalFark]  
They're drowning their sorrows now that Romney lost.

I'M SO EDGY AND ORIGINAL

07 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
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gopher321    [TotalFark]  
Do they see pink humans while drunk?

07 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
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Langdon Alger     
tailgating always gets out of hand at some point.

07 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
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lohphat    [TotalFark]  

UberDave: I honestly thought this would be about a group of moo-moo wearing Appalachian women.


That's mu'u-mu'u. But the cattle reference works better. IMHO.

07 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
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Oznog     
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What did he mean by "Great booze-up, Edmund!"?? EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!

07 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
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BAMFinator     
Pink elephants on parade....

07 Nov 2012 11:02 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
I'm only interested in drunken elephants at bar time.

07 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
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grinding_journalist    [TotalFark]  

BAMFinator: Pink elephants on parade....


I am disappointed that the FP isn't a screencap from Dumbo.

07 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
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ThisKidsAlright     
FTFA: " 'They were like any other drunk - aggressive and unreasonable but much, much bigger.' "

Soooo...they're farkers then?

07 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
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Englebert Slaptyback     
Dear Discovery Channel,

A show about something like this would be noticeably better than your current offering of Toothless Redneck Theatre.

Regards,

Someone who remembers when you were interesting and educational

07 Nov 2012 11:20 AM
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ukexpat     

gopher321: Do they see pink humans while drunk?


Golf clap, old chap, golf clap!

07 Nov 2012 11:21 AM
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traylor     

blatz514: I'm only interested in drunken elephants at bar time.


So, you are into big trunks? I've heard they are good at blowing.

07 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
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big pig peaches     
Also known as "last call at Applebee's"

07 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
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skrame     

UberDave: I honestly thought this would be about a group of moo-moo wearing Appalachian women.


I thought it was going to be about a Republican post-election celebration/lamentation.

07 Nov 2012 11:32 AM
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Spiralmonkey    [TotalFark]  
How long has that writer waited to use the phrase "trunk and disorderly"?

07 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
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BarkingUnicorn    [TotalFark]  

UberDave: I honestly thought this would be about a group of moo-moo wearing Appalachian women.


I thought was a preview of the next "Honey Boo Boo" episode.

07 Nov 2012 11:33 AM
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uncleacid     
You got your mahua in my kahlua.

07 Nov 2012 11:36 AM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

Spiralmonkey


How long has that writer waited to use the phrase "trunk and disorderly"?


Not long enough. :-)

07 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
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SevenT     
And if you want to feel what its like to be a drunken elephant, get some Amarula Creme, available at select liquor outlets.

Its made from the fruit of the African marula tree, which elephants eat. The fruit falls on the ground and ferments, and the elephants then eat the now alcohol laced fruit.

Lots of hilarity there too.... but best viewed from a safe distance.

07 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
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ArcadianRefugee     
I'm third on the left.

07 Nov 2012 11:50 AM
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grokca    [TotalFark]  
At least when I get too drunk I have the luxury of forgetting.

07 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
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Savage Bacon     

Spiralmonkey: How long has that writer waited to use the phrase "trunk and disorderly"?


I groaned so loud at this that the windows shook.

07 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
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AntBee     

UberDave: I honestly thought this would be about a group of moo-moo wearing Appalachian women.


OMG!! This comment almost made me stroke out! LMFAO!!

07 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
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olapbill     
Go home elephant, you're drunk.

07 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
trying to picture 'Lost Weekend' with an all-elephant cast

07 Nov 2012 12:17 PM
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unchellmatt     
I was expecting this to be an article about Bentley.edu girls out for a night on the town...

07 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
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flynn80     
Thought this was going to be about the Honey-Boo-Boo family reunion, guess it'll be a repeat then.

07 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
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darth_badger     
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I'm calling the little one "Drew".

07 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
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davidab     
does anyone else want to know more about the elephant who decided to start speaking in Korean?

07 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
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MrEricSir     
img854.imageshack.us

07 Nov 2012 01:19 PM
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ehahn     
So is it just me or what the hell is this story about - I mean not once did they say how these elephants got the alcohol! Horrible jouralism!!! Did they just stumble upon it in some field, buy it at the near by 7-Eleven or WTF???

07 Nov 2012 03:02 PM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     

Englebert Slaptyback: Dear Discovery Channel,

A show about something like this would be noticeably better than your current offering of Toothless Redneck Theatre.

Regards,

Someone who remembers when you were interesting and educational


Here's your fix of intoxicated animals!

07 Nov 2012 03:33 PM
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Need_MindBleach     

Day_Old_Dutchie: Englebert Slaptyback: Dear Discovery Channel,

A show about something like this would be noticeably better than your current offering of Toothless Redneck Theatre.

Regards,

Someone who remembers when you were interesting and educational

Here's your fix of intoxicated animals!


FYI, this footage is actually fake. The filmographers had actually shot the animals with tranquilizer guns.

07 Nov 2012 04:30 PM
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Pawprint     
"Herd of elephants?" No, I haven't. Tell me about them.

07 Nov 2012 05:44 PM
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MattyBlast    [TotalFark]  
...and unlike humans, they'll remember every minute of it.

07 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
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Harry_Seldon     
Amateurs...

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//what a hangover

07 Nov 2012 08:47 PM
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lucasorvis     
Go home, Moose. You are drunk.

07 Nov 2012 09:09 PM
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KyDave     
Well, of course I've heard of elephants.

Also: "18 containers" > 500 litres .:. 1 container > 27.778 L ~= 7.338 G. Who the fark uses ~27.778 L or ~7.338 G jugs to keep their hootch in? Are those standard sizes? Do they make 28 L jugs... or 8 G ?? How stange.

08 Nov 2012 01:22 AM
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