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   1 in 3 men cannot see their weener, which about matches the number that want to

07 Nov 2012 11:58 AM   |   18934 clicks   |   The Atlantic
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WTF Indeed     
Geez, subby. Don't be a dick about.

07 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
MoronLessOff     
That statistic seems a little small to me.

07 Nov 2012 10:17 AM
Ennuipoet    [TotalFark]  
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07 Nov 2012 10:26 AM
Ed Finnerty     
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07 Nov 2012 10:45 AM
Freakin Rican     
i can see mine very very well

07 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
DoBeDoBeDo     
Well that explains the piss on the floor, walls, esentially anywhere but the toilet. I always wondered how that happened in an office. I can understand bars with drunks trying to hit anything, but sober people should be able to aim. But if you can only see the target and not the gun that might be an issue.

07 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
DerAppie     

Freakin Rican: i can see mine very very well


Put on some damn pants already.

07 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
ArcadianRefugee     
Are the other two men eager to see a penis?

07 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
AcneVulgaris     
I HAVE to keep an eye on mine, otherwise I'd be stepping on it all the time.

07 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
URAPNIS     
I can't see mine.

/not fat
//dammit

07 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
Freakin Rican     

DerAppie: Freakin Rican: i can see mine very very well

Put on some damn pants already.


they are on. its coming out the bottom of my pants leg.......lol


not

07 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
Rhypskallion     
So, 2/3 of men are not wearing pants????

07 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
CygnusDarius     

DerAppie: Freakin Rican: i can see mine very very well

Put on some damn pants already.


It's too damn early for pants. Unless you work, then it's awkward to walk around the office pants-less.

07 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
Prevailing Wind    [TotalFark]  
but but but...I wear mormon underwear.

07 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
r0Be     
They still project that it's down there, even with 0% of it reporting.

07 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Umm, why is there a picture of a snowman?

07 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
ucan'tcmee     
Eddie Murphy didn't expect to see "her" penis. Remember that incident?

07 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
HoratioGates     
So how fat I am now depends on how cold the room is?

07 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
hundreddollarman    [TotalFark]  
It's because I'm Asian, OK? Not because I'm fat. It's because I'm Asian! (sobs) It's because I'm Asian...   

07 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
alizeran     
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07 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
Headso    [TotalFark]  
WTF, shouldn't that be one of those things where you get shocked into changing your behavior. The day you can no longer see your manhood.

07 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
darwinpolice     
No WIENERS tag? Come on now.

07 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
KrispyKritter     
what bothers me is the wife made it clear she has no interest in seeing the penis about 10 years ago. i'm so lonely.

07 Nov 2012 12:08 PM
The Glorified Jailer     
I wish I couldn't see mine. It's always telling me what to do.

07 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
Phony_Soldier     
That is why I workout everyday.

/has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

07 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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07 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
Freakin Rican     

hundreddollarman: It's because I'm Asian, OK? Not because I'm fat. It's because I'm Asian! (sobs) It's because I'm Asian...


there there.....ill take care of the asian women for you!! thats what friends do for each other



fiance is asian

07 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Time to post these:
Me:
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Oh I can see my weener just fine....now my ballsack.....

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07 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
stonicus     
I don't need to see it, only the other people on the bus need to.

07 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
darth_badger     
U HAZ NO MIRROR?

07 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
Phony_Soldier     

KrispyKritter: what bothers me is the wife made it clear she has no interest in seeing the penis about 10 years ago. i'm so lonely.


Yeah, I didn't know that about marriage until after the fact.

/Scotch helps

07 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
bonno     

hundreddollarman: It's because I'm Asian, OK? Not because I'm fat. It's because I'm Asian! (sobs) It's because I'm Asian...


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07 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
grinding_journalist    [TotalFark]  

Headso: WTF, shouldn't that be one of those things where you get shocked into changing your behavior. The day you can no longer see your manhood.


I feel fat if I'm running and can feel anything jiggle. My wife (who is pregnant) is getting really tired of hearing me complain that I'm fat.

07 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
pxlboy    [TotalFark]  

Phony_Soldier: That is why I workout everyday.

/has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.


If you get to the point that you can't see it when you look down, it's time to lay off the junk food and get a little exercise.

07 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
ManRay     
Aroused?

I'm pretty sure I can see it, but mostly I go off feel so...

07 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Pista    [TotalFark]  

blatz514: Umm, why is there a picture of a snowman?


I think it's Dr Sarah.
At least the gloves seem familiar anyway

07 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Suflig     

DoBeDoBeDo: Well that explains the piss on the floor, walls, esentially anywhere but the toilet. I always wondered how that happened in an office. I can understand bars with drunks trying to hit anything, but sober people should be able to aim. But if you can only see the target and not the gun that might be an issue.


I do not aim with my eye;
He who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my hand.
I do not shoot with my hand;
He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.

07 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Fano     
I just sling it on my shoulder like a Continental soldier

07 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
wambu     
I'm more concerned on what mine feels like than what it looks like.

07 Nov 2012 12:17 PM
colon_pow     
my penis. let me show you it.

07 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
tblax     

Headso: WTF, shouldn't that be one of those things where you get shocked into changing your behavior. The day you can no longer see your manhood.


One would think. Apparently not, though

Suflig: DoBeDoBeDo: Well that explains the piss on the floor, walls, esentially anywhere but the toilet. I always wondered how that happened in an office. I can understand bars with drunks trying to hit anything, but sober people should be able to aim. But if you can only see the target and not the gun that might be an issue.

I do not aim with my eye;
He who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my hand.
I do not shoot with my hand;
He who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.


Solid Dark Tower reference

07 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
offmymeds     

Fano: I just sling it on my shoulder like a Continental soldier


I tie mine in a bow like an Eskimo.

07 Nov 2012 12:20 PM
Fark Reddit or bust     
Insecurity in five...four...three...

07 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
Almea Tarrant     
Find your penis, one dollar! Find your penis, one dollar!

/couldn't find the right pic of Stewie Griffin

07 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
BigChad     
I can't see mine right now when I look down...'cuz it's in your mom's mouth.

07 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
SweetSaws     
I'm so glad i have 6 pack abs and a 2 foot pecker, i will never have this problem.

07 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
colon_pow     
i guess i'll hang out in the penis thread today. politics thread kind of sucks.

07 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  

Headso: WTF, shouldn't that be one of those things where you get shocked into changing your behavior. The day you can no longer see your manhood.


It no doubt creeps up slowly, but yeah that is a real bellwether moment for any man. "I know it is still there but damn if I can't spot it." Seriously, that needs to be a "I'm throwing down this cheesesteak and going for a long, long walk NOW."

wambu: I'm more concerned on what mine feels like than what it looks like.


I can't imagine that a shed of such magnitude over the tool is going to have a positive effect on getting either women to want to feel it nor physically able to get it that close to the important zones.

07 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
Agent Smiths Laugh    [TotalFark]  

colon_pow: i guess i'll hang out in the penis thread today. politics thread kind of sucks.


Liar, there are plenty of dicks in the politics threads.

07 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
DerAppie     

CygnusDarius: DerAppie: Freakin Rican: i can see mine very very well

Put on some damn pants already.

It's too damn early for pants. Unless you work, then it's awkward to walk around the office pants-less.


Considering that it is 17:24 here I declare your argument irrelevant.

/your timezone is inferior

07 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
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