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   Giddy-up and go to jail. Drunk dude tried to shoot horse that bucked him. Horse:1; Sharpshooter: 0

07 Nov 2012 12:55 PM   |   6821 clicks   |   Sun Sentinel
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doglover    [TotalFark]  
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When I bucks somebody, they stay bucked.

07 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
Elegy     
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07 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
cgraves67     
Hold on, Wilbur. Let's not be so hasty. - Mr. Ed

07 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
uncleacid     
Lonnie just a pawn in the game of life.

07 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
Crewmannumber6     
Obligatory
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07 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
probesport     
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07 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
kisseswookies     
Subby: I think giddy up and go to the pokey was funnier. If you're going to rip off TFA don't remove the silliest word!

/although I can't say why I think pokey is a hilarious word for jail. It just is.

07 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

Horse:1; Sharpshooter: 0


MORE LIKE DULLSHOOTER, AMIRITE??

07 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
WizardofToast     
Should have tried punching it instead. Worked for Mongo.

07 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
Teaser     
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07 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
TofuTheAlmighty     
Ponies made an appearance before Buford Tannen.

Fark, I am disappoint.

07 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
probesport     

TofuTheAlmighty: Ponies made an appearance before Buford Tannen.

Fark, I am disappoint.


Thems mighty strong words runt.

07 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
darth_badger     
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Shot by horse.

07 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
Fart_Machine     
Could have been worse...

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07 Nov 2012 01:32 PM
imtheonlylp     

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Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: You owe me money, blacksmith.
Doc: How do ya figure?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: My horse threw a shoe. And seein' as you was the one that done the shoein', I say that makes you responsible.
Doc: Well, since you never paid me for the job, I say that makes us even!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wrong! See I was *on* my horse when it threw the shoe and I got throwed *off*! And *that* caused me to bust a perfectly good bottle of fine Kentucky red-eye. So, the way I figure it, blacksmith, you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and $75 for the horse.
Marty McFly: [hoarsely] That's the $80.
Doc: Look! If your horse threw a shoe, bring him back and I'll reshoe him!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I done shot that horse!

07 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
MBooda     
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07 Nov 2012 01:37 PM
BenJammin     
Bucked him? No, he probably just fell off. Take guns away from morons like that.

07 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
Fart_Machine     

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I see what you did there...

07 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
Ball Zitch     
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07 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
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Did he donkey punch her?

07 Nov 2012 01:45 PM
Mock26     
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07 Nov 2012 01:47 PM
sodomizer     
The 64-year-old Chiefland man, who was armed with a 40-caliber pistol, allegedly became enraged and began to fire bullets aimed at the horse.

This guy sounds like a sociopath. Exile him to Mexico.

07 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
ongbok     
Giddy up now Deon

07 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
ongbok     

ongbok: Giddy up now Deon


Let me try that again.

Giddy up now Deon.

07 Nov 2012 02:04 PM
crab66     
Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?

07 Nov 2012 02:08 PM
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07 Nov 2012 02:15 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

crab66: Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?


Nope, I've had problems all day.

07 Nov 2012 02:19 PM
TofuTheAlmighty     

probesport: Thems mighty strong words runt.


You should be grateful I only do my killin' before breakfast.

07 Nov 2012 02:20 PM
gopher321    [TotalFark]  

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Apparently not while drunk

07 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

crab66: Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?


Day after the election. Atleast we're not beerspilling all the damn time like last night.
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07 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
LeroyBourne     
I'll have the.....ummmm, the vodka infused Lonnie sounds interesting. Let's go with that.

07 Nov 2012 03:25 PM
Gyrfalcon    [TotalFark]  

blatz514: crab66: Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?

Nope, I've had problems all day.


It was a rough night. Their seatbelts are still wrapped around their necks.

07 Nov 2012 03:52 PM
tetsoushima     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: crab66: Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?

Day after the election. Atleast we're not beerspilling all the damn time like last night.
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That guy's balls are showing. Looks like a wad of gum.

07 Nov 2012 04:05 PM
HelloNeuman     

MBooda: unavailable for comment
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Came for this reference. Leaving now. I am satisfied.

07 Nov 2012 04:44 PM
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07 Nov 2012 06:43 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
Horse:1; Sharpshooter: 0

You should have known better, Bret Hart.

07 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
Indubitably     
Bob Dylan was right.

^bow^

*bow-squared*

07 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
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