When I bucks somebody, they stay bucked.

Hold on, Wilbur. Let's not be so hasty. - Mr. Ed

Lonnie just a pawn in the game of life.

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Subby: I think giddy up and go to the pokey was funnier. If you're going to rip off TFA don't remove the silliest word!

/although I can't say why I think pokey is a hilarious word for jail. It just is.

Horse:1; Sharpshooter: 0


MORE LIKE DULLSHOOTER, AMIRITE??

Should have tried punching it instead. Worked for Mongo.

Ponies made an appearance before Buford Tannen.

Fark, I am disappoint.

TofuTheAlmighty: Ponies made an appearance before Buford Tannen.

Fark, I am disappoint.

Thems mighty strong words runt.

Shot by horse.

Could have been worse...

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Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: You owe me money, blacksmith.
Doc: How do ya figure?
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: My horse threw a shoe. And seein' as you was the one that done the shoein', I say that makes you responsible.
Doc: Well, since you never paid me for the job, I say that makes us even!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Wrong! See I was *on* my horse when it threw the shoe and I got throwed *off*! And *that* caused me to bust a perfectly good bottle of fine Kentucky red-eye. So, the way I figure it, blacksmith, you owe me five dollars for the whiskey and $75 for the horse.
Marty McFly: [hoarsely] That's the $80.
Doc: Look! If your horse threw a shoe, bring him back and I'll reshoe him!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: I done shot that horse!

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Bucked him? No, he probably just fell off. Take guns away from morons like that.

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I see what you did there...

Did he donkey punch her?

The 64-year-old Chiefland man, who was armed with a 40-caliber pistol, allegedly became enraged and began to fire bullets aimed at the horse.

This guy sounds like a sociopath. Exile him to Mexico.

Giddy up now Deon

ongbok: Giddy up now Deon

Let me try that again.

Giddy up now Deon.

Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?

crab66: Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?

Nope, I've had problems all day.

probesport: Thems mighty strong words runt.

You should be grateful I only do my killin' before breakfast.

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Apparently not while drunk

crab66: Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?

Day after the election. Atleast we're not beerspilling all the damn time like last night.

I'll have the.....ummmm, the vodka infused Lonnie sounds interesting. Let's go with that.

blatz514: crab66: Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?

Nope, I've had problems all day.

It was a rough night. Their seatbelts are still wrapped around their necks.

Fark Rye For Many Whores: crab66: Is FARK choking on a dick right now or is it just me...?

Day after the election. Atleast we're not beerspilling all the damn time like last night.
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That guy's balls are showing. Looks like a wad of gum.

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Came for this reference. Leaving now. I am satisfied.

Horse:1; Sharpshooter: 0

You should have known better, Bret Hart.

Bob Dylan was right.

^bow^

*bow-squared*