"What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

Harold and Kumar Get Arrested (Again).

I'm suprised they weren't shot.

Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

FTA: According to the report, Mayid and Sanford told deputies they had come from JR's after drinking "a few drinks,"

Oh, really? Drinking a few drinks?

/excuse me, I need to go eat some eats.

if you're of age to legally consume alcohol and still have the chin whiskers of an 11 year old boy, for gods sake go buy a razor and do the right thing.

2 arrested after posing for picture in front of deputy helicopter

They deputize helicopters?

KrispyKritter: if you're of age to legally consume alcohol and still have the chin whiskers of an 11 year old boy, for gods sake go buy a razor and do the right thing.

Slit your wrists?

Takin pitchers of mah hellycopter? That's an arrestin!

Did they stick a banana in the tailpipe?

/please don't search for "banana in tailpipe"

wildcardjack: 2 arrested after posing for picture in front of deputy helicopter

They deputize helicopters?

no dummy, that's his name

otto the bull: Did they stick a banana in the tailpipe?

/please don't search for "banana in tailpipe"

you warned me and I didn't listen...

/me grabs eye bleach

Cops are teh biggest pussies in the world.
Take their picture and you'd think you raped their grandmother.

otto the bull: Did they stick a banana in the tailpipe?

/please don't search for "banana in tailpipe"

 

Oh no, it's my sister.

kisseswookies: FTA: According to the report, Mayid and Sanford told deputies they had come from JR's after drinking "a few drinks,"

Oh, really? Drinking a few drinks?

/excuse me, I need to go eat some eats.

It's like finding a dildo in your anus. Unmentionable. Remarkable? No. Have a drink of drink and forget about it.

vudukungfu: Cops are teh biggest pussies in the world.
Take their picture and you'd think you raped their grandmother.

Sounds like someone didn't red the article.

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

And smokin' the reefer!

unchellmatt: Sounds like someone didn't red the article.

Why would i red teh ardikle.?

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

Stampeding cattle.....through the Vatican

Aww, they've got matching stubble.

st.bobo: wildcardjack: 2 arrested after posing for picture in front of deputy helicopter

They deputize helicopters?

no dummy, that's his name

Like deputy dawg,but without the hat.

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

Arlo Guthrie had a problem with litterin'. They fixed him.

No worries, lads, your new cellmates will be showing you the most awesome time in lock up.

otto the bull: Did they stick a banana in the tailpipe?

/please don't search for "banana in tailpipe"

damn you, how can I not now?

Prey4reign: No worries, lads, your new cellmates will be showing you the most awesome time in lock up.

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magicgoo: Aww, they've got matching stubble.

When you tie their calves to the upper bunk, you can pretend those are pubes.

Okay, article fails without a pic of deputy helicopter.

There's very little else to do in Deland... you can't Deny that.

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

crime, mother stabbin father rapin and all sorts of groovy things.

toforama: otto the bull: Did they stick a banana in the tailpipe?

/please don't search for "banana in tailpipe"

damn you, how can I not now?

Hot

redmid17: Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

Stampeding cattle.....through the Vatican

Kinky!

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

And they aaaaaallllllll moved away from me on the bench.

Yay. hetero prison rape fantasy thread.

The better thing to do would be let them find out why you don't stand next to a helicopter when it's loading hot.

Treygreen13: hat are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

Smoking the refer and.....
Smoking the refer and.....
Smoking the refer and.....

kisseswookies: FTA: According to the report, Mayid and Sanford told deputies they had come from JR's after drinking "a few drinks,"

Oh, really? Drinking a few drinks?

/excuse me, I need to go eat some eats.

Really? This is where you make your stand?

In the Montreal airport I saw a woman taking some pictures of her family going through security when the man telling you which line to go on very cheerfully yelled at her to get over there and show him she deleted those pictures. I was next in line and this guy refused to do any work until she proved she had no pictures of him on the phone. Good thing she didn't have dropbox.

/csb

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

I usually hate cops but to be fair...

TFA "deputies were landing the helicopter in response to a trauma alert call"

"Jason Mayid, 25, and Justin Sanford, 24, ran through the blocked off parking lot."

"Mayid and Sanford continued to take photographs with their cellphones despite deputy orders to leave"

They got warned and they could have walked away but in their inebriated stupor, they didn't listen...

Both of them are idiots.

weapon13: Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

I usually hate cops but to be fair...

TFA "deputies were landing the helicopter in response to a trauma alert call"

"Jason Mayid, 25, and Justin Sanford, 24, ran through the blocked off parking lot."

"Mayid and Sanford continued to take photographs with their cellphones despite deputy orders to leave"

They got warned and they could have walked away but in their inebriated stupor, they didn't listen...

Both of them are idiots.

Awww hot cute. Do you feel better about yourself now?

weapon13: Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

I usually hate cops but to be fair...

TFA "deputies were landing the helicopter in response to a trauma alert call"

"Jason Mayid, 25, and Justin Sanford, 24, ran through the blocked off parking lot."

"Mayid and Sanford continued to take photographs with their cellphones despite deputy orders to leave"

They got warned and they could have walked away but in their inebriated stupor, they didn't listen...

Both of them are idiots.

I'd have told them to go stand by the tail rotor to get some really good shots.

What's up with the paltry offerings today! Did everybody/or the powers that be celebrate too much last night? 

special20: There's very little else to do in Deland... you can't Deny that.

JR's Country and Western Club -- can't get the image of Bob's Country Bunker out of my mind.

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

Years ago I was drinking at a dive bar in bum fark PA when out of the blue the whole building started shaking. We stumbled outside to see what was happening and saw a chopper cruise slowly over our building, probably 100 feet or so off the ground. He landed in the parking lot next to the bar. Certainly got everyone's attention, but no one was stupid enough to run up to it.

I live in DeLand. The DeLand PD has seriously little else to do. It's a yuppie liberal arts college town. It's either arrest drunken brown people or break up another PBR-fueled frat party.