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07 Nov 2012 12:41 PM   |   36407 clicks   |   Click Orlando
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Treygreen13     
"What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

07 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
offmymeds     
Harold and Kumar Get Arrested (Again).

07 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
The One True TheDavid     
I'm suprised they weren't shot.

07 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
Sonic Yawn     

Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."


And creating a nuisance

07 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
kisseswookies     
FTA: According to the report, Mayid and Sanford told deputies they had come from JR's after drinking "a few drinks,"

Oh, really? Drinking a few drinks?

/excuse me, I need to go eat some eats.

07 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
KrispyKritter     
if you're of age to legally consume alcohol and still have the chin whiskers of an 11 year old boy, for gods sake go buy a razor and do the right thing.

07 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
wildcardjack     
2 arrested after posing for picture in front of deputy helicopter

They deputize helicopters?

07 Nov 2012 12:55 PM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  

KrispyKritter: if you're of age to legally consume alcohol and still have the chin whiskers of an 11 year old boy, for gods sake go buy a razor and do the right thing.


Slit your wrists?

07 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
zugbug     
Takin pitchers of mah hellycopter? That's an arrestin!

07 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
otto the bull     
Did they stick a banana in the tailpipe?

/please don't search for "banana in tailpipe"

07 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
st.bobo     

wildcardjack: 2 arrested after posing for picture in front of deputy helicopter

They deputize helicopters?


no dummy, that's his name

07 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
Maul555     

otto the bull: Did they stick a banana in the tailpipe?

/please don't search for "banana in tailpipe"


you warned me and I didn't listen...

/me grabs eye bleach

07 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  
Cops are teh biggest pussies in the world.
Take their picture and you'd think you raped their grandmother.

07 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
The One True TheDavid     

otto the bull: Did they stick a banana in the tailpipe?

/please don't search for "banana in tailpipe"


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Oh no, it's my sister.

07 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
MalvolioMandarin     

kisseswookies: FTA: According to the report, Mayid and Sanford told deputies they had come from JR's after drinking "a few drinks,"

Oh, really? Drinking a few drinks?

/excuse me, I need to go eat some eats.


It's like finding a dildo in your anus. Unmentionable. Remarkable? No. Have a drink of drink and forget about it.

07 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
unchellmatt    [TotalFark]  

vudukungfu: Cops are teh biggest pussies in the world.
Take their picture and you'd think you raped their grandmother.


Sounds like someone didn't red the article.

07 Nov 2012 01:15 PM
acad1228     

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance


And smokin' the reefer!

07 Nov 2012 01:18 PM
vudukungfu    [TotalFark]  

unchellmatt: Sounds like someone didn't red the article.


Why would i red teh ardikle.?

07 Nov 2012 01:19 PM
redmid17    [TotalFark]  

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance


Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance


Stampeding cattle.....through the Vatican

07 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
magicgoo     
Aww, they've got matching stubble.

07 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
MythDragon     
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07 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
sweet-daddy-2     

st.bobo: wildcardjack: 2 arrested after posing for picture in front of deputy helicopter

They deputize helicopters?

no dummy, that's his name


Like deputy dawg,but without the hat.

07 Nov 2012 01:25 PM
rooftop235    [TotalFark]  

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance


Arlo Guthrie had a problem with litterin'. They fixed him.

07 Nov 2012 01:32 PM
Prey4reign    [TotalFark]  
No worries, lads, your new cellmates will be showing you the most awesome time in lock up.

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07 Nov 2012 01:35 PM
Mock26     
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07 Nov 2012 01:44 PM
toforama     

otto the bull: Did they stick a banana in the tailpipe?

/please don't search for "banana in tailpipe"


damn you, how can I not now?

07 Nov 2012 01:46 PM
UsikFark     

Prey4reign: No worries, lads, your new cellmates will be showing you the most awesome time in lock up.

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magicgoo: Aww, they've got matching stubble.


When you tie their calves to the upper bunk, you can pretend those are pubes.

07 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
croesius     
Okay, article fails without a pic of deputy helicopter.

07 Nov 2012 01:49 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  
There's very little else to do in Deland... you can't Deny that.

07 Nov 2012 01:55 PM
probesport     

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance


crime, mother stabbin father rapin and all sorts of groovy things.

07 Nov 2012 01:55 PM
Hot Carl To Go     

toforama: otto the bull: Did they stick a banana in the tailpipe?

/please don't search for "banana in tailpipe"

damn you, how can I not now?


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07 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

redmid17: Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

Stampeding cattle.....through the Vatican


Kinky!

07 Nov 2012 02:24 PM
Hack Patooey    [TotalFark]  

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance


And they aaaaaallllllll moved away from me on the bench.

07 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
Godscrack     
Yay. hetero prison rape fantasy thread.

07 Nov 2012 03:42 PM
Gyrfalcon     
The better thing to do would be let them find out why you don't stand next to a helicopter when it's loading hot.

07 Nov 2012 04:32 PM
Spanky3woods     

Treygreen13: hat are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."


Smoking the refer and.....
Smoking the refer and.....
Smoking the refer and.....

07 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

kisseswookies: FTA: According to the report, Mayid and Sanford told deputies they had come from JR's after drinking "a few drinks,"

Oh, really? Drinking a few drinks?

/excuse me, I need to go eat some eats.


Really? This is where you make your stand?

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07 Nov 2012 05:01 PM
Tr0mBoNe    [TotalFark]  
In the Montreal airport I saw a woman taking some pictures of her family going through security when the man telling you which line to go on very cheerfully yelled at her to get over there and show him she deleted those pictures. I was next in line and this guy refused to do any work until she proved she had no pictures of him on the phone. Good thing she didn't have dropbox.

/csb

07 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
weapon13     

Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance


I usually hate cops but to be fair...

TFA "deputies were landing the helicopter in response to a trauma alert call"

"Jason Mayid, 25, and Justin Sanford, 24, ran through the blocked off parking lot."

"Mayid and Sanford continued to take photographs with their cellphones despite deputy orders to leave"

They got warned and they could have walked away but in their inebriated stupor, they didn't listen...

Both of them are idiots.

07 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
StoPPeRmobile     

weapon13: Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

I usually hate cops but to be fair...

TFA "deputies were landing the helicopter in response to a trauma alert call"

"Jason Mayid, 25, and Justin Sanford, 24, ran through the blocked off parking lot."

"Mayid and Sanford continued to take photographs with their cellphones despite deputy orders to leave"

They got warned and they could have walked away but in their inebriated stupor, they didn't listen...

Both of them are idiots.


Awww hot cute. Do you feel better about yourself now?

07 Nov 2012 07:30 PM
Gyrfalcon     

weapon13: Sonic Yawn: Treygreen13: "What are you in for?"
"Rape and murder. You?"
"Standing next to a helicopter."

And creating a nuisance

I usually hate cops but to be fair...

TFA "deputies were landing the helicopter in response to a trauma alert call"

"Jason Mayid, 25, and Justin Sanford, 24, ran through the blocked off parking lot."

"Mayid and Sanford continued to take photographs with their cellphones despite deputy orders to leave"

They got warned and they could have walked away but in their inebriated stupor, they didn't listen...

Both of them are idiots.


I'd have told them to go stand by the tail rotor to get some really good shots.

07 Nov 2012 07:36 PM
bratface     
What's up with the paltry offerings today! Did everybody/or the powers that be celebrate too much last night? 

07 Nov 2012 08:04 PM
yellowcat    [TotalFark]  

special20: There's very little else to do in Deland... you can't Deny that.

JR's Country and Western Club

-- can't get the image of Bob's Country Bunker out of my mind.

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.

07 Nov 2012 08:53 PM
ElBarto79     
Years ago I was drinking at a dive bar in bum fark PA when out of the blue the whole building started shaking. We stumbled outside to see what was happening and saw a chopper cruise slowly over our building, probably 100 feet or so off the ground. He landed in the parking lot next to the bar. Certainly got everyone's attention, but no one was stupid enough to run up to it.

07 Nov 2012 10:54 PM
Vaguely Racist Lawn Ornament     
I live in DeLand. The DeLand PD has seriously little else to do. It's a yuppie liberal arts college town. It's either arrest drunken brown people or break up another PBR-fueled frat party.

07 Nov 2012 11:48 PM
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