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   Lost in all the election coverage is the fact that Sasha and Malia probably won't be dating anyone for the next four years

07 Nov 2012 12:32 PM   |   19478 clicks   |   SeattlePI
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ThatGuyGreg     
I'd keep an eye on the President's personal assistant if I were them.

07 Nov 2012 12:28 PM
Demetrius    [TotalFark]  
Yeah, there's a couple of Secret Service guys they've got their eyes on.

07 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
Nick Nostril     
Obama the Cockblocker.

07 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
LarryDan43     

Demetrius: Yeah, there's a couple of Secret Service guys they've got their eyes on.


They can always ditch them in their bmw and run over a mexican lady.

07 Nov 2012 12:35 PM
Rindred     
For dads, this wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing.

07 Nov 2012 12:35 PM
mjg     
'Homeland' would advise against it.

07 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
dryknife     

Demetrius: Yeah, there's a couple of Secret Service guys they've got their eyes on.


Like the one that committed "suicide" a week or so ago?

07 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
abhorrent1    [TotalFark]  
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07 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
carnifex2005     

Nick Nostril: Obama the Cockblocker.


The Cockblocker in Chief.

07 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
Joe Peanut     
Two words: Secret Service.

07 Nov 2012 12:36 PM
Fano     
Aunt Esther won't allow it.

07 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
Nick Nostril     

Rindred: For dads, this wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing.


Amen to that.

07 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  

Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.


Makes you wonder how secret that service is, amirite?

07 Nov 2012 12:39 PM
Komplex     
My standard line whenever any of my friends daughters turn 11 that it's time to get a shotgun.

Obama just has to say "Son, I can make you disappear."

07 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
CygnusDarius     

Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.


In other words, every dad's sick twisted dream for playing pranks on the poor kids?.

07 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
Egoy3k     
Lets be fair here no sane young man would want to date the president's daughter. think about how messed up his life would become. Meeting her parents would be nosebleed inducing and the media attention would suck not to mention that it's not like you could take her out to the movies or anything without renting the whole theater.

07 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
KrispyKritter     
remember the Clintons? it was like they didn't have a child until they announced her wedding a few years ago. now, the Bush girls - that was some fine Texas two-steppin' right there.

07 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost    [TotalFark]  

Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.


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Two words: Ugly girls.

07 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
Rapmaster2000     
So now that they're moving into their adolescence I expect to be hearing about how ugly they are from Drudge, Rush, etc, or as they refer to themselves, The Adults.

07 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
wildcardjack    [TotalFark]  
Yeah, I'd think a 16 year old boy would have a difficult time sneaking in, at least.

Meet the parents intimidation level 11. Would you want to date a girl who's dad retained authority to eliminate, without trial or judge, citizens he has determined to be enemies of the USA?

07 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
Rapmaster2000     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.

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Two words: Ugly girls.


Suck it, libs. The Adults are talking.

07 Nov 2012 12:45 PM
Contents Under Pressure     
One of them is 11 years old, for crying out loud. I guess I'm old fashioned, but someone who is a pre-teen really shouldn't be dating.

And no, Abe, they're not "ugly", they're normal. I think too many farkers like to insist everyone look like a supermodel. There's a huge spectrum between two paper bags and Victoria's Secret.

07 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
drdonks     
Wasn't there an episode of The West Wing about this?

07 Nov 2012 12:46 PM
Smeggy Smurf     
I'd love it if they got knocked up. It's the perfect ghetto family then

07 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
sdd2000     

Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.


Nah, better three words "Seal Team 6" But then I think that Seal Team 6 may be scared of Michelle

07 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
deadcrickets     
Oh sure they will. I'm sure both of them will find good, white boys to spend time with.

07 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
H31N0US     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Two words: Ugly girls.


They're not particularly ugly, but they are at an awkward age. The older one looks like she'd shape up nicely in a few years. You can never tell.

07 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
abhorrent1    [TotalFark]  

Contents Under Pressure: And no, Abe, they're not "ugly", they're normal. I think too many farkers like to insist everyone look like a supermodel.


Well that's cause all farkers think they look like supermodels.

07 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
namegoeshere    [TotalFark]  
Thank you, Daddy Namegoeshere, for never running for President.

07 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
Rapmaster2000     

Smeggy Smurf: I'd love it if they got knocked up. It's the perfect ghetto family then


Obongo went to Harvard which is the most ghetto place because a ghetto is technically an isolated group of segregated people living together which is just like Harvard so really Obozo is ghetto.

Suck it, libs.

07 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
namegoeshere    [TotalFark]  

Contents Under Pressure: One of them is 11 years old, for crying out loud. I guess I'm old fashioned, but someone who is a pre-teen really shouldn't be dating.


She'll be 15 when they leave office. Still young, in my parenting opinion, but kids do date at that age. Well, other kids do. Not these kids. Poor kids.

07 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
Brick-House     
Since the Secret Service can't have hookers anymore, maybe they could put the under some extra special protection.

07 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
thisiszombocom     
Whatevs. Malia has turned into a hottie

/ Sasha? Not so much
// having a seat

07 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
47 is the new 42     

Egoy3k: Lets be fair here no sane young man would want to date the president's daughter. think about how messed up his life would become. Meeting her parents would be nosebleed inducing and the media attention would suck not to mention that it's not like you could take her out to the movies or anything without renting the whole theater.


Actually renting the whole theater might be a good thing. I'm watching a farking movie. Stop talking and stop texting.

07 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
Why Would I Read the Article     
H31N0US: They're not particularly ugly, but they are at an awkward age. The older one looks like she'd shape up nicely in a few years. You can never tell.

Yep. The absolute best girls in the world are the ones who weren't hot until they had a bit of seasoning on them. I can remember being 16, 17, 18 years old, and seeing a girl who all of a sudden had gone from plain Jane to Hottie McSexalot. Not only are those girls attractive (and they're the ones who STAY attractive), but they're also usually really nice.

I don't see the Obama girls becoming good looking, since neither parent is even remotely attractive, but like was said above, you can just never tell sometimes.

07 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
clovis69     

Contents Under Pressure: One of them is 11 years old, for crying out loud. I guess I'm old fashioned, but someone who is a pre-teen really shouldn't be dating.

And no, Abe, they're not "ugly", they're normal. I think too many farkers like to insist everyone look like a supermodel. There's a huge spectrum between two paper bags and Victoria's Secret.


Secret Muslim remember - too old

07 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
namegoeshere    [TotalFark]  

47 is the new 42: Egoy3k: Lets be fair here no sane young man would want to date the president's daughter. think about how messed up his life would become. Meeting her parents would be nosebleed inducing and the media attention would suck not to mention that it's not like you could take her out to the movies or anything without renting the whole theater.

Actually renting the whole theater might be a good thing. I'm watching a farking movie. Stop talking and stop texting.


There is a movie theater in the White House. Problem solved. Except, you know, President Daddy being right there.

07 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
GodlikeMole     
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It's happened before.

07 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.

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Two words: Ugly girls.


Lol. Still sinking in, is it? Sorry, we won't have blone haired, blue-eyed kids in the WH for at least the next four years. Deal with it.

07 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
Ehh     
Could make for a wacky sitcom. Older daughter starts dating a Republican, younger one is jealous for attention and starts acting out by slipping well-crafted "nuke Burma" memos into her dad's briefcase. Little bratty neighbor boy breaks a window of the White House and finds out what the basement interrogation room looks like.

07 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
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As a kid I had a huge crush on Amy Carter. She was such an uber-dork.I loved that she would always insist on being photographed with her hilariously named siamese cat, Misty Malarky Ying Yang. She seemed so earnest and interesting to me.

07 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
Representative of the unwashed masses     

thisiszombocom: Whatevs. Malia has turned into a hottie

/ Sasha? Not so much
// having a seat


Yup once she has reached the age of consent have her bathed and brought to my chambers.

/Anyone know what the movie on the flight is?

07 Nov 2012 01:01 PM
kisseswookies     

Ehh: Could make for a wacky sitcom. Older daughter starts dating a Republican, younger one is jealous for attention and starts acting out by slipping well-crafted "nuke Burma" memos into her dad's briefcase. Little bratty neighbor boy breaks a window of the White House and finds out what the basement interrogation room looks like.


I'd watch that.

07 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
Millennium     
Not my type, but whatevs. I'd have bigger things to worry about:

1) The Secret Service. Most boyfriends have enough to worry about with one guy who may or may not have a gun and can't watch all the time. Their boyfriends will be dealing with ten guys who most definitely have guns, and can watch all the time (and are being paid quite well to do just that).
2) The paparazzi. You will be caught, Dad will find out, and this will happen in the most embarrassing possible way.

07 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
TheMysticS     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.



Two words: Ugly girls.


Don't be a dick.

If the world could just follow that rule.
We could have nice things.

07 Nov 2012 01:09 PM
NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!     

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.



Two words: Ugly girls.


How does it feel to be you?

07 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
JackieRabbit     
I think that wins the Pointless Fluff Piece During Election Week Award.

07 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

namegoeshere: Contents Under Pressure: One of them is 11 years old, for crying out loud. I guess I'm old fashioned, but someone who is a pre-teen really shouldn't be dating.

She'll be 15 when they leave office. Still young, in my parenting opinion, but kids do date at that age. Well, other kids do. Not these kids. Poor kids.


She should be pregnant and on welfare by that time with the babby daddy no where in sight.

07 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
MayContainHorseGluten     

TheMysticS: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Joe Peanut: Two words: Secret Service.



Two words: Ugly girls.

Don't be a dick.

If the world could just follow that rule.
We could have nice things.


Sigh, yeah, and from a fav too. And as a rule I unfavorite people who act like dicks. Sad to see less green again on Fark.

07 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
Joe Blowme     

Contents Under Pressure: One of them is 11 years old, for crying out loud. I guess I'm old fashioned, but someone who is a pre-teen really shouldn't be dating.

And no, Abe, they're not "ugly", they're normal. I think too many farkers like to insist everyone look like a supermodel. There's a huge spectrum between two paper bags and Victoria's Secret.


I for one am just glad they will have free birth control

07 Nov 2012 01:15 PM
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