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   Today is National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day. No, seriously, it really is

07 Nov 2012 06:48 PM   |   1846 clicks   |   Some Guy
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LasersHurt     
And isn't that typical, all I have is Milk.

07 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
Donnchadha    [TotalFark]  
Well, some random blog on the Internet says it is, so it must be!

07 Nov 2012 05:31 PM
Dr.Fey    [TotalFark]  
I have some sweet chocolate and some cyanide, does that count?

07 Nov 2012 06:28 PM
Indubitably     
"Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don't."

07 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
Perducci     
11/7
Never forget.

07 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
Good to see congress spending their valuable time passing these worthless national bullshiat days.

07 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
Psychopusher     
Meh. Wake when it's National Linguini Asiago with Artichokes and a Side of Three Cheese Garlic Bread Day.

07 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
SirEattonHogg     
I have nothing to say on this subject.

07 Nov 2012 06:53 PM
Indubitably     
P.S. Huzzah!

07 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
AbbeySomeone     
I just had some organic dark chocolate with almonds and it was delicious.

07 Nov 2012 06:56 PM
Indubitably     

AbbeySomeone: I just had some organic dark chocolate with almonds and it was delicious.


That's hot.

07 Nov 2012 06:57 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: AbbeySomeone: I just had some organic dark chocolate with almonds and it was delicious.

That's hot.


With a comma to separate your two independent statements of fact.

Word.

07 Nov 2012 06:58 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
I'm still waiting on National Whatchamacallit Day... but to no avail.

07 Nov 2012 07:00 PM
Banned on the Run     
My birthday:

All is Ours Day
Draw a Picture of a Bird Day

/Draw a Picture of a Spider Day would have been better

07 Nov 2012 07:02 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
Bittersweet chocolate is an excellent pairing with the sweet, sweet Republican tears that are flowing so readily today.

07 Nov 2012 07:02 PM
RoyBatty     

07 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
dready zim     
Best chocolate I could get in my local shops used to be lindt bittersweet with almonds. Naturally as it tasted very nice and was popular, they stopped selling it.

Can`t find it anywhere now.

07 Nov 2012 07:03 PM
Indubitably     

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Bittersweet chocolate is an excellent pairing with the sweet, sweet Republican tears that are flowing so readily today.


Huzzah!

07 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
Banned on the Run     
4/13 -- Blame Someone Else Day

4/15 -- Rubber Eraser Day

07 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
Gyrfalcon     
Finally, a useless national holiday I can get behind.

07 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
Banned on the Run     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm still waiting on National Whatchamacallit Day... but to no avail.


Will this suffice?
6/22 -- National Chocolate Eclair Day

07 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
KrispyKritter     
chocolate almonds with a dark beer is wonderful. makes me wish i still had teeth.

07 Nov 2012 07:09 PM
dready zim     

dready zim: Best chocolate I could get in my local shops used to be lindt bittersweet with almonds. Naturally as it tasted very nice and was popular, they stopped selling it.

Can`t find it anywhere now.


It`s late, sorry. I meant Cote D`or not Lindt.

07 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
CygnusDarius     
This day sounds fat.

07 Nov 2012 07:11 PM
dready zim     
"Almond is also the name of the edible and widely cultivated see of this tree."

See?

07 Nov 2012 07:11 PM
zerkalo     
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Dinner is served

07 Nov 2012 07:11 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Banned on the Run: Will this suffice?
6/22 -- National Chocolate Eclair Day


Judges?

(suspenseful silence, followed by...)

*DING!*

We'll allow it!

07 Nov 2012 07:11 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: Indubitably: AbbeySomeone: I just had some organic dark chocolate with almonds and it was delicious.

That's hot.

With a comma to separate your two independent statements of fact.

Word.


Here's what New-Hem would say:

"Just speak, woman. Use short sentences. Quit embellishing. Word."

*)

07 Nov 2012 07:12 PM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
Sometimes you feel like a nut.

07 Nov 2012 07:14 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

L.D. Ablo: Sometimes you feel like a nut.


COUNTERPOINT: Sometimes, you don't.

07 Nov 2012 07:15 PM
The One True TheDavid    [TotalFark]  
Let me know when it's National Elect TheDavidTM to Congress Day, okay?

07 Nov 2012 07:15 PM
ZzeusS    [TotalFark]  
How about You're Trying Too Hard day?

07 Nov 2012 07:17 PM
Indubitably     

ZzeusS: How about You're Trying Too Hard day?


Trying too hard?

The President of the United States of America, man.

Huzzah!

07 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
The One True TheDavid    [TotalFark]  

Indubitably: ZzeusS: How about You're Trying Too Hard day?

Trying too hard?

The President of the United States of America, man.

Huzzah!


Why not Bishop of Rome, i.e. God's chosen ruler of the entire planet Earth?

Or would I have to believe in God first?

07 Nov 2012 07:22 PM
The more you eat the more you fart     
I cant wait for "National subby's wife can suck your cock and swallow" day.

Or "National I'm sick and tired of everyday being some stupid day" day.

07 Nov 2012 07:23 PM
Robert1966     
I liked National Chocolate with Almonds Day before it went all emo.

07 Nov 2012 07:28 PM
Indubitably     

The One True TheDavid: Indubitably: ZzeusS: How about You're Trying Too Hard day?

Trying too hard?

The President of the United States of America, man.

Huzzah!

Why not Bishop of Rome, i.e. God's chosen ruler of the entire planet Earth?

Or would I have to believe in God first?


No, you'd have to live in America first.

America is America.

We must now work together to do the people's work squared. You have much to do, elected and incumbent. The people can't take much more intransigence. They won't take it. Please don't try them. Thank you.

Make peas.

*)

07 Nov 2012 07:29 PM
Indubitably     

Robert1966: I liked National Chocolate with Almonds Day before it went all emo.


Um,

07 Nov 2012 07:30 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


L.D. Ablo: Sometimes you feel like a nut.

COUNTERPOINT: Sometimes, you don't.


COCONUTPOINT: Both are tasty.

07 Nov 2012 07:30 PM
Gyrfalcon     

dready zim: "Almond is also the name of the edible and widely cultivated see of this tree."

See?


See.
See the tree.
See, tree see.
The tree is by the sea.
See the tree by the sea.

07 Nov 2012 07:33 PM
Indubitably     

Gyrfalcon: dready zim: "Almond is also the name of the edible and widely cultivated see of this tree."

See?

See.
See the tree.
See, tree see.
The tree is by the sea.
See the tree by the sea.


*bow*

07 Nov 2012 07:34 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

Englebert Slaptyback: COCONUTPOINT: Both are tasty.


SERIOUS POINT: Indeed. I won't shy away from coconut.

SILLY POINT: The Hall & Oates song "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" is that much better if one sings "I can't coconut" instead of "I can't go for that."

07 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
Indubitably     

Gyrfalcon: dready zim: "Almond is also the name of the edible and widely cultivated see of this tree."

See?

See.
See the tree.
See, tree see.
The tree is by the sea.
See the tree by the sea.


How about:

See the tree still in the sea.

Sea rises.

*)

07 Nov 2012 07:36 PM
Oznog     
Ain't nobody got no time for dat!

07 Nov 2012 07:37 PM
Oznog     

RoyBatty: I like my chocolate the way I like my women - bittersweet and nuts


... preferably Fair Trade.

07 Nov 2012 07:38 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: Gyrfalcon: dready zim: "Almond is also the name of the edible and widely cultivated see of this tree."

See?

See.
See the tree.
See, tree see.
The tree is by the sea.
See the tree by the sea.

How about:

See the tree still in the sea.

Sea rises.

*)


*edit*

"See the tree still in the rising sea."

Word.

*cut it*

Golden.

07 Nov 2012 07:38 PM
crabsno termites     
FTA: "With both Bittersweet Chocolate and Almonds having health benefits there is no reason why one should indulge in a little Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds on November 7th."

Agree.

Farkin' nuts ruin it.

07 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
Indubitably     

crabsno termites: FTA: "With both Bittersweet Chocolate and Almonds having health benefits there is no reason why one should indulge in a little Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds on November 7th."

Agree.

Farkin' nuts ruin it.


Ruin what, crybaby?

Your party?

07 Nov 2012 07:44 PM
crabsno termites     

Indubitably: AbbeySomeone: I just had some organic dark chocolate with almonds and it was delicious.

That's hot.


I read that as "orgasmic".

That's hot.

07 Nov 2012 07:45 PM
Englebert Slaptyback     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


SILLY POINT: The Hall & Oates song "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)" is that much better if one sings "I can't coconut" instead of "I can't go for that."


COCOAPOINT: Ghirardelli makes very tasty stuff.

PS Thanks for the earworm, ya bastage! :-)

07 Nov 2012 07:45 PM
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