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   Man cons his way back into Michigan high school with forged documents so he can play football. How much you wanna bet he can throw it over them mountains?

08 Nov 2012 12:29 AM   |   11025 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Beerguy    [TotalFark]  
f0.bcbits.com

07 Nov 2012 11:03 PM
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calbert    [TotalFark]  
www.donateacar.com

/obscure?

07 Nov 2012 11:11 PM
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PhiloeBedoe     
i1079.photobucket.com

08 Nov 2012 12:01 AM
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Somacandra    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

Well, Maxwell Hauser could have played football if he had wanted to do so.

08 Nov 2012 12:22 AM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
If Coach woulda put him in in the fourth quarter, they would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

08 Nov 2012 12:33 AM
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you are a puppet     

calbert: [www.donateacar.com image 445x421]

/obscure?


lol, how is it obscure when it's in the headline

08 Nov 2012 12:34 AM
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WhyKnot     
Al buddy - check
Uncle Rico - check
The "Billdozer" - check

Thank you for restoring my faith in Fark after months and months or political derp.

08 Nov 2012 12:35 AM
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mc_madness     
Lucky bastard - bet he plowed a bunch of tight, teen cheerleaders...

08 Nov 2012 12:40 AM
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TomD9938     

you are a puppet: calbert: [www.donateacar.com image 445x421]

/obscure?

lol, how is it obscure when it's in the headline


I think that's one of those "memes" the kids are always going on about.

08 Nov 2012 12:40 AM
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DeathByGeekSquad     

WhyKnot: Al buddy - check
Uncle Rico - check
The "Billdozer" - check

Thank you for restoring my faith in Fark after months and months or political derp.


I hope that is a typo, or you're just trying to pass it off like you know what you're talking about....

08 Nov 2012 12:43 AM
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What_Would_Jimi_Do     

calbert: [www.donateacar.com image 445x421]

/obscure?


it isn't obscure, even if it wasn't in the headline. absolutely the worst obscure reference ever.

08 Nov 2012 12:45 AM
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StoPPeRmobile     
Oooooooo, move a ball around a field and touch men.

So gay.

08 Nov 2012 12:47 AM
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WhyKnot     

DeathByGeekSquad: WhyKnot: Al buddy - check
Uncle Rico - check
The "Billdozer" - check

Thank you for restoring my faith in Fark after months and months or political derp.

I hope that is a typo, or you're just trying to pass it off like you know what you're talking about....


Confused...what do I know that I shouldn't know?

08 Nov 2012 12:47 AM
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ChrisDe     

mc_madness: Lucky bastard - bet he plowed a bunch of tight, teen cheerleaders...


Well, they told him they were teens.....

08 Nov 2012 12:47 AM
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Apos     

calbert: [www.donateacar.com image 445x421]

/obscure?


Napolean Dynamite is now obscure?

08 Nov 2012 12:48 AM
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phrawgh     
i.imgur.com

08 Nov 2012 12:49 AM
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titwrench     

you are a puppet: calbert: [www.donateacar.com image 445x421]

/obscure?

lol, how is it obscure when it's in the headline


It's his schtick.

08 Nov 2012 12:52 AM
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SuperDuper28     
I'm guessing he met the real world ,that generally doesn't give a rip about ex-jocks, so he wanted to go back to a time when he actually mattered. Sad really, but normal people move on.

08 Nov 2012 12:53 AM
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Gyrfalcon     
He wanted to go BACK to high school?!??!?!?

08 Nov 2012 12:54 AM
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StoPPeRmobile     

SuperDuper28: Sad really, but normal people move on.


They don't, really.

08 Nov 2012 12:55 AM
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cmb53208     
Maybe it's time this nation examine its attitude towards high school sports, huh?

08 Nov 2012 12:59 AM
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Rumplebluntskin     
www.ikigaiway.com

08 Nov 2012 12:59 AM
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Shirley Ujest     
We have a friend who was a high school football star. Played college ball full athletic scholarship. Phenom. Athlete in two sports. Spectacular condition now. He could easily fit fit in to the high school don a uniform and play HS. He is 5'4" .my 14 year old lineman is bigger than him.

08 Nov 2012 01:00 AM
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TomD9938     

phrawgh: [i.imgur.com image 320x178]


That is revolting.

/and yet I cant look away...

08 Nov 2012 01:01 AM
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ChrisDe     

cmb53208: Maybe it's time this nation examine its attitude towards high school sports, huh?


That's the kind of talk that gets you deported from Texas.

08 Nov 2012 01:01 AM
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Seth'n'Spectrum     
Some Broadway professionals tried this in Ohio. They were found out and blackmailed into joining a singing club. Bit of a scandal all around. Last I heard, Fox bought the rights to make a tv program about it.

08 Nov 2012 01:02 AM
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one small post for man     
Back in 82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile

/imdeadserious

08 Nov 2012 01:02 AM
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crabsno termites     
My dad quit high school before the end of his senior year so he could come back the next year and play football.

ca 1934.

08 Nov 2012 01:12 AM
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ExcaliburPrime111     
Done in 1.

/That's all folks.

08 Nov 2012 01:25 AM
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Mini Ditka    [TotalFark]  
i.imgur.com

08 Nov 2012 01:33 AM
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wildcardjack     
I was just thinking about my HS girl friends...

Yeah, I'd be suspicious. The tail I got sophomore year would make for million dollar websites if it had been legal. Although I bet someone has that video on VHS-C.

08 Nov 2012 01:48 AM
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ParagonComplex     
Maybe he just wanted to shower with some underaged boys. Are they sure he isn't another Sandusky victim?

08 Nov 2012 01:50 AM
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Uniquely Common     

wildcardjack: I was just thinking about my HS girl friends...

Yeah, I'd be suspicious. The tail I got sophomore year would make for million dollar websites if it had been legal. Although I bet someone has that video on VHS-C.



You better hurry up, you're due at the gym in 26 minutes.

08 Nov 2012 01:57 AM
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ongbok     

SuperDuper28: I'm guessing he met the real world ,that generally doesn't give a rip about ex-jocks, so he wanted to go back to a time when he actually mattered. Sad really, but normal people move on.


Or maybe he messed up his chance to play college ball when he graduated from high school and cooked up this scheme to try to get another shot at it.

08 Nov 2012 02:07 AM
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UsikFark    [TotalFark]  

one small post for man: Back in 82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile

/imdeadserious


I'm sure it landed in a better movie.

08 Nov 2012 02:20 AM
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styckx     
Over in one

08 Nov 2012 02:21 AM
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Huck And Molly Ziegler     
Perhaps sports administrators can chime in here, but I would hope the high school wouldn't have to give up its wins if it's clear the school officials were totally hoodwinked with standard-looking documents and/or the dude didn't contribute much to those games.

08 Nov 2012 02:43 AM
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Fark_Guy_Rob     

Gyrfalcon: He wanted to go BACK to high school?!??!?!?


High school is a great time for a lot of people - for many it's probably the most enjoyable time.

08 Nov 2012 03:13 AM
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Pillage     
Go back to highschool with a car, money and on the football team and he didn't bang anyone?

08 Nov 2012 03:51 AM
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Lionidas     

WhyKnot: DeathByGeekSquad: WhyKnot: Al buddy - check
Uncle Rico - check
The "Billdozer" - check

Thank you for restoring my faith in Fark after months and months or political derp.

I hope that is a typo, or you're just trying to pass it off like you know what you're talking about....

Confused...what do I know that I shouldn't know?


I think he means the Al Bundy typo. Al Buddy, lol. This thread could do with some Rodney Dangerfield.

08 Nov 2012 04:06 AM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  

Pillage: Go back to highschool with a car, money and on the football team and he didn't bang anyone?


24.media.tumblr.com
You think anybody thinks he's a failure because he goes home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

08 Nov 2012 04:55 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     

Fark_Guy_Rob: Gyrfalcon: He wanted to go BACK to high school?!??!?!?

High school is a great time for a lot of people - for many it's probably the most enjoyable time.


Especially if you are on the football team. Back when I was in HS those guys essentially got away with missed assignments, could wander the halls without passes, got out of classes, etc.

Football was pretty much a sacred cow back then.

08 Nov 2012 05:35 AM
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libranoelrose    [TotalFark]  
The problem with you people is that you don't realize that I did ACTUALLY throw 4 TD passes in one game

08 Nov 2012 05:57 AM
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Pribar    [TotalFark]  

libranoelrose: The problem with you people is that you don't realize that I did ACTUALLY throw 4 TD passes in one game


Interceptions don't count even if the other team runs em back...

08 Nov 2012 06:13 AM
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gnoshyt_sherlocque     
Re: reviewing the national attitude toward high school sports. I wonder how many of the people in the NASA control room, at the time the Mars rover landed, were Captains of their HIgh School footbal teams. Just aksin'

08 Nov 2012 06:25 AM
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milowitz     
Good thing they had a picture of a football field in there, I had no idea what they were talking about.

08 Nov 2012 07:02 AM
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abhorrent1     
Big deal. Call me when he uses fake documents to be the POTUS.

08 Nov 2012 07:03 AM
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Onkel Buck     
i26.photobucket.com
It's been done already

08 Nov 2012 07:06 AM
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Chinchillazilla     
Oh, man, I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.

08 Nov 2012 07:08 AM
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Onkel Buck     

libranoelrose: The problem with you people is that you don't realize that I did ACTUALLY throw 4 TD passes in one game

♫ ♫Glory days well they'll pass you by, Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye ,Glory days, glory days...♫♫


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08 Nov 2012 07:12 AM
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