/obscure?

Well, Maxwell Hauser could have played football if he had wanted to do so.

If Coach woulda put him in in the fourth quarter, they would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

calbert: [www.donateacar.com image 445x421]

/obscure?

lol, how is it obscure when it's in the headline

Al buddy - check
Uncle Rico - check
The "Billdozer" - check

Thank you for restoring my faith in Fark after months and months or political derp.

Lucky bastard - bet he plowed a bunch of tight, teen cheerleaders...

you are a puppet: calbert: [www.donateacar.com image 445x421]

/obscure?

lol, how is it obscure when it's in the headline

I think that's one of those "memes" the kids are always going on about.

WhyKnot: Al buddy - check
Uncle Rico - check
The "Billdozer" - check

Thank you for restoring my faith in Fark after months and months or political derp.

I hope that is a typo, or you're just trying to pass it off like you know what you're talking about....

calbert: [www.donateacar.com image 445x421]

/obscure?

it isn't obscure, even if it wasn't in the headline. absolutely the worst obscure reference ever.

Oooooooo, move a ball around a field and touch men.

So gay.

DeathByGeekSquad: WhyKnot: Al buddy - check
Uncle Rico - check
The "Billdozer" - check

Thank you for restoring my faith in Fark after months and months or political derp.

I hope that is a typo, or you're just trying to pass it off like you know what you're talking about....

Confused...what do I know that I shouldn't know?

mc_madness: Lucky bastard - bet he plowed a bunch of tight, teen cheerleaders...

Well, they told him they were teens.....

calbert: [www.donateacar.com image 445x421]

/obscure?

Napolean Dynamite is now obscure?

you are a puppet: calbert: [www.donateacar.com image 445x421]

/obscure?

lol, how is it obscure when it's in the headline

It's his schtick.

I'm guessing he met the real world ,that generally doesn't give a rip about ex-jocks, so he wanted to go back to a time when he actually mattered. Sad really, but normal people move on.

He wanted to go BACK to high school?!??!?!?

SuperDuper28: Sad really, but normal people move on.

They don't, really.

Maybe it's time this nation examine its attitude towards high school sports, huh?

We have a friend who was a high school football star. Played college ball full athletic scholarship. Phenom. Athlete in two sports. Spectacular condition now. He could easily fit fit in to the high school don a uniform and play HS. He is 5'4" .my 14 year old lineman is bigger than him.

phrawgh: [i.imgur.com image 320x178]

That is revolting.

/and yet I cant look away...

cmb53208: Maybe it's time this nation examine its attitude towards high school sports, huh?

That's the kind of talk that gets you deported from Texas.

Some Broadway professionals tried this in Ohio. They were found out and blackmailed into joining a singing club. Bit of a scandal all around. Last I heard, Fox bought the rights to make a tv program about it.

Back in 82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile

/imdeadserious

My dad quit high school before the end of his senior year so he could come back the next year and play football.

ca 1934.

Done in 1.

/That's all folks.

I was just thinking about my HS girl friends...

Yeah, I'd be suspicious. The tail I got sophomore year would make for million dollar websites if it had been legal. Although I bet someone has that video on VHS-C.

Maybe he just wanted to shower with some underaged boys. Are they sure he isn't another Sandusky victim?

wildcardjack: I was just thinking about my HS girl friends...

Yeah, I'd be suspicious. The tail I got sophomore year would make for million dollar websites if it had been legal. Although I bet someone has that video on VHS-C.


You better hurry up, you're due at the gym in 26 minutes.

SuperDuper28: I'm guessing he met the real world ,that generally doesn't give a rip about ex-jocks, so he wanted to go back to a time when he actually mattered. Sad really, but normal people move on.

Or maybe he messed up his chance to play college ball when he graduated from high school and cooked up this scheme to try to get another shot at it.

one small post for man: Back in 82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile

/imdeadserious

I'm sure it landed in a better movie.

Over in one

Perhaps sports administrators can chime in here, but I would hope the high school wouldn't have to give up its wins if it's clear the school officials were totally hoodwinked with standard-looking documents and/or the dude didn't contribute much to those games.

Gyrfalcon: He wanted to go BACK to high school?!??!?!?

High school is a great time for a lot of people - for many it's probably the most enjoyable time.

Go back to highschool with a car, money and on the football team and he didn't bang anyone?

WhyKnot: DeathByGeekSquad: WhyKnot: Al buddy - check
Uncle Rico - check
The "Billdozer" - check

Thank you for restoring my faith in Fark after months and months or political derp.

I hope that is a typo, or you're just trying to pass it off like you know what you're talking about....

Confused...what do I know that I shouldn't know?

I think he means the Al Bundy typo. Al Buddy, lol. This thread could do with some Rodney Dangerfield.

Pillage: Go back to highschool with a car, money and on the football team and he didn't bang anyone?


You think anybody thinks he's a failure because he goes home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

Fark_Guy_Rob: Gyrfalcon: He wanted to go BACK to high school?!??!?!?

High school is a great time for a lot of people - for many it's probably the most enjoyable time.

Especially if you are on the football team. Back when I was in HS those guys essentially got away with missed assignments, could wander the halls without passes, got out of classes, etc.

Football was pretty much a sacred cow back then.

The problem with you people is that you don't realize that I did ACTUALLY throw 4 TD passes in one game

libranoelrose: The problem with you people is that you don't realize that I did ACTUALLY throw 4 TD passes in one game

Interceptions don't count even if the other team runs em back...

Re: reviewing the national attitude toward high school sports. I wonder how many of the people in the NASA control room, at the time the Mars rover landed, were Captains of their HIgh School footbal teams. Just aksin'

Good thing they had a picture of a football field in there, I had no idea what they were talking about.

Big deal. Call me when he uses fake documents to be the POTUS.

It's been done already

Oh, man, I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.

libranoelrose: The problem with you people is that you don't realize that I did ACTUALLY throw 4 TD passes in one game
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