Usually I think of a snarky email as a hardcore "f**k you, I'm outta here!". Trashing your entire office building with a sledgehammer, poop, pee, *and* more penis drawings than the draft sketches for the sistine chapel? That's going out like a boss, dude.

'course, you're still going to jail for quite a while.

"Stop me before I poop again!"

Drug problem, calling it now.

I don't get the Lincoln connection...

/not really
//welcome to fark ".jpg"
///still real?
////fark you Hipster

"OBJECTION!"

"Grounds?"

"I wish to stab the witness."

"I'll allow it"

Remove all the W's from the keyboards.

This guy did that all by himself? He had no secretaries or paralegals?

I can see why he's disbarred

Don't just stare at it: eat it.

One discharge led to several discharges that quickly? Yikes.

Why is that guy so angry at ME?

"Look, jerface! I'm an ATTORNEY! The product of high and lofty academic erudition! Now gimmie back my license and EAT MY POOP!" You can put a man in a suit but you can't make it suit him.

That guy had the tackiest billboards all over south (read low-income) Dallas. It's good news that he's been removed from society and better news that he's been removed from the legal profession. Don't steal from clients. Not your money, asshole.

MisterTweak: Usually I think of a snarky email as a hardcore "f**k you, I'm outta here!". Trashing your entire office building with a sledgehammer, poop, pee, *and* more penis drawings than the draft sketches for the sistine chapel? That's going out like a boss, dude.

'course, you're still going to jail for quite a while.

No. You're only a boss if they don't press charges.

Dumbass,

/lawyer

"Wait a minute.. I'll hire myself! I'm employed again! Oh shiat..."

Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?

/He's gonna need a good lawyer.

"At one point while Molny was testifying, Snipes ordered Corea to "refrain from making faces at the witness."

Cray cray alert, woo woo woo woo woo woo woo wooo

Sounds like the guy picked up a whole new mindset from his previous arrest. His momma must be so proud.

DrySocket: Drug problem, calling it now.

Nope. Just another self-centered, entitlement douchebag. Thanks Boomers. Thanks for raising all these spoiled little children.

jtown: [crimeblog.dallasnews.com image 240x300]
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e) go back to community college to get your real bachelors degree.

Oblig:
http://www.guyfy.com/imagesforsite/po sts/986_f.jpg

Like Drew, I bet he hasn't been able to pass a bar in quite a while...

Definitely Not Best Corea.

HenryFnord: "At one point while Molny was testifying, Snipes ordered Corea to "refrain from making faces at the witness."

Cray cray alert, woo woo woo woo woo woo woo wooo

I thought you were always supposed to be able to face your accusers. I've been practicing my girning for months for my trial on garrotry and barrotry on the High Seas

loving the spoiled brat momma's boy photo. what an absolute wanker. i'd wager this is the type of lawyer that skeezes out other lawyers. one more convict that will never receive the many actual services they are crying out for.

"I doubt seriously there are any random vagrants in the Dallas area that are familiar with area code 505,"

WHO TAUGHT YOU OCTAGON?

Mr. Shabooboo: Like Drew, I bet he hasn't been able to pass a bar in quite a while...

Why no upvote on mobile, Drew. Why?

I think he's done a good job upholding the sleazy lawyer image.

jtown: [crimeblog.dallasnews.com image 240x300]
[www.oinc.net image 174x198]

Amatuer.

DrySocket: Drug problem, calling it now.

And/or a dash of mental illness in addition to the narsicisstic personality thing.

criminal penalties for civil actions....he had a lease and therefore had a right to use the property. Yes, of course if he mistreated it, he is subject to damages in CIVIL court, but not criminal court. he cannot be convicted and he was wrongfully arrested.
From the article, even though it is poorly written, it looks like his bond release for four felonies was revoked because of the damage to the office. Of course the real reason his bond was revoked was because he wrote the judge's name and number on the walls of the office.


/online idiots

Oh, wait, I thought you were talking about me... Carry on.

Came for the Workaholics reference, leaving satisfied. ;)

FTFA: "Prosecutor Jacob Harris presented photos of some of the damage, including a derogatory message directed at an Arizona judge who found him in contempt of court in an unrelated case. The message included the judge's name and a phone number with a 505 area code."

That's the area code for the greater Albuquerque,NM area.

Is his real name "Manerd"?

SwiftFox: thought you were always supposed to be able to face your accusers. I've been practicing my girning for months for my trial on garrotry and barrotry on the High Seas

You left off buggery. What the hell kind of pirate are you if you don't have buggery on your list of crimes?

I want to be like Cpt Jack Sparrow and laugh as I remember crimes as they call them out.
"Numerous and sinister crimes against the Crown, smuggling, forgery, sailing under false colours,buggery, looting, foricble buggery*snicker*,poaching, practicing buggery without a license*oh, heh, forgot about that one*,brigandage, depravity, buggering whilst on duty, vandalism, impersonating a Royal Navy and other British and Spanish officers and a Clergyman, buggery under the influence, arson, kidnapping, buggering a kidnapping victim*yep. Twice.*, piracy in the Caribbean Sea, perjury, theft, theft of buggery, and ransacking a rum shipment

I'll just scribble this here: ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂

I read the headline as "disabled" instead of "disbarred" and went total Roseanne Roseannadanna.

/well, that's different
//never mind

Too bad he can't use his security deposit to pay his bond.

8====D~~ DOUG

Keeping it lawyer classy.

Yah a greenlight!

Normally I don't argue for a [TEXAS] tag but I think I'll make an exception in this case!

A quote from Shakespeare comes to mind ... first thing we do ....