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   You're a disbarred attorney who's just been evicted from his office. Do you a) take a sledge hammer to the walls? b) Draw penises all over the place? c) Smear poop on the floor? d) All of the above?

08 Nov 2012 03:49 AM   |   8301 clicks   |   Dallas News
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MisterTweak    [TotalFark]  
Usually I think of a snarky email as a hardcore "f**k you, I'm outta here!". Trashing your entire office building with a sledgehammer, poop, pee, *and* more penis drawings than the draft sketches for the sistine chapel? That's going out like a boss, dude.

'course, you're still going to jail for quite a while.

07 Nov 2012 11:22 PM
NutWrench     
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"Stop me before I poop again!"

07 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
DrySocket    [TotalFark]  
Drug problem, calling it now.

07 Nov 2012 11:54 PM
bob_ross     
I don't get the Lincoln connection...

/not really
//welcome to fark ".jpg"
///still real?
////fark you Hipster

07 Nov 2012 11:57 PM
Smoking GNU    [TotalFark]  
"OBJECTION!"

"Grounds?"

"I wish to stab the witness."

"I'll allow it"

08 Nov 2012 03:54 AM
Apos     
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08 Nov 2012 03:55 AM
phrawgh     
Remove all the W's from the keyboards.

08 Nov 2012 03:57 AM
HotWingAgenda    [TotalFark]  
This guy did that all by himself? He had no secretaries or paralegals?

08 Nov 2012 03:58 AM
cheap_thoughts     
I can see why he's disbarred

08 Nov 2012 03:58 AM
puffy999     
Don't just stare at it: eat it.

08 Nov 2012 04:04 AM
Apos     
One discharge led to several discharges that quickly? Yikes.

08 Nov 2012 04:04 AM
Seasons I'v Withered     
Why is that guy so angry at ME?

08 Nov 2012 04:07 AM
bunner     
"Look, jerface! I'm an ATTORNEY! The product of high and lofty academic erudition! Now gimmie back my license and EAT MY POOP!" You can put a man in a suit but you can't make it suit him.

08 Nov 2012 04:08 AM
HBK     
That guy had the tackiest billboards all over south (read low-income) Dallas. It's good news that he's been removed from society and better news that he's been removed from the legal profession. Don't steal from clients. Not your money, asshole.

08 Nov 2012 04:16 AM
jtown     
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08 Nov 2012 04:35 AM
jtown     

MisterTweak: Usually I think of a snarky email as a hardcore "f**k you, I'm outta here!". Trashing your entire office building with a sledgehammer, poop, pee, *and* more penis drawings than the draft sketches for the sistine chapel? That's going out like a boss, dude.

'course, you're still going to jail for quite a while.


No. You're only a boss if they don't press charges.

08 Nov 2012 04:37 AM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
Dumbass,

/lawyer

08 Nov 2012 04:44 AM
BeerGraduate     
"Wait a minute.. I'll hire myself! I'm employed again! Oh shiat..."

08 Nov 2012 04:58 AM
quatchi     
Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?

/He's gonna need a good lawyer.

08 Nov 2012 05:26 AM
HenryFnord     
"At one point while Molny was testifying, Snipes ordered Corea to "refrain from making faces at the witness."

Cray cray alert, woo woo woo woo woo woo woo wooo

08 Nov 2012 05:37 AM
cherryl taggart     
Sounds like the guy picked up a whole new mindset from his previous arrest. His momma must be so proud.

08 Nov 2012 05:38 AM
Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  

DrySocket: Drug problem, calling it now.


Nope. Just another self-centered, entitlement douchebag. Thanks Boomers. Thanks for raising all these spoiled little children.

08 Nov 2012 06:09 AM
tetsoushima     

jtown: [crimeblog.dallasnews.com image 240x300]
[www.oinc.net image 174x198]

 

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08 Nov 2012 06:10 AM
TheBigAndTheRed     
e) go back to community college to get your real bachelors degree.

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08 Nov 2012 06:25 AM
lewismarktwo     
Oblig:
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http://www.guyfy.com/imagesforsite/po sts/986_f.jpg

08 Nov 2012 06:59 AM
Mr. Shabooboo     
Like Drew, I bet he hasn't been able to pass a bar in quite a while...

08 Nov 2012 07:23 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
Definitely Not Best Corea.

08 Nov 2012 07:43 AM
SwiftFox     

HenryFnord: "At one point while Molny was testifying, Snipes ordered Corea to "refrain from making faces at the witness."

Cray cray alert, woo woo woo woo woo woo woo wooo


I thought you were always supposed to be able to face your accusers. I've been practicing my girning for months for my trial on garrotry and barrotry on the High Seas

08 Nov 2012 07:45 AM
Onkel Buck     
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08 Nov 2012 07:50 AM
KrispyKritter     
loving the spoiled brat momma's boy photo. what an absolute wanker. i'd wager this is the type of lawyer that skeezes out other lawyers. one more convict that will never receive the many actual services they are crying out for.

08 Nov 2012 07:54 AM
Flakeloaf     
"I doubt seriously there are any random vagrants in the Dallas area that are familiar with area code 505,"

WHO TAUGHT YOU OCTAGON?

08 Nov 2012 07:58 AM
Quality Unassured     

Mr. Shabooboo: Like Drew, I bet he hasn't been able to pass a bar in quite a while...


Why no upvote on mobile, Drew. Why?

08 Nov 2012 08:03 AM
upndn     
I think he's done a good job upholding the sleazy lawyer image.

08 Nov 2012 08:12 AM
subdaimon    [TotalFark]  
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08 Nov 2012 08:23 AM
StoPPeRmobile     
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08 Nov 2012 08:30 AM
StoPPeRmobile     

jtown: [crimeblog.dallasnews.com image 240x300]
[www.oinc.net image 174x198]


Amatuer.
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08 Nov 2012 08:31 AM
lethological_lassie     

DrySocket: Drug problem, calling it now.


And/or a dash of mental illness in addition to the narsicisstic personality thing.

08 Nov 2012 08:32 AM
EyeHateOnlineIdiots     
criminal penalties for civil actions....he had a lease and therefore had a right to use the property. Yes, of course if he mistreated it, he is subject to damages in CIVIL court, but not criminal court. he cannot be convicted and he was wrongfully arrested.
From the article, even though it is poorly written, it looks like his bond release for four felonies was revoked because of the damage to the office. Of course the real reason his bond was revoked was because he wrote the judge's name and number on the walls of the office.


/online idiots

08 Nov 2012 08:44 AM
jdmac     
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Oh, wait, I thought you were talking about me... Carry on.

08 Nov 2012 08:54 AM
Toy_Cop     
Came for the Workaholics reference, leaving satisfied. ;)

08 Nov 2012 08:55 AM
Frantic Freddie     
FTFA: "Prosecutor Jacob Harris presented photos of some of the damage, including a derogatory message directed at an Arizona judge who found him in contempt of court in an unrelated case. The message included the judge's name and a phone number with a 505 area code."

That's the area code for the greater Albuquerque,NM area.

08 Nov 2012 08:59 AM
Loaf's Tray     
Is his real name "Manerd"?

08 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
MythDragon     

SwiftFox: thought you were always supposed to be able to face your accusers. I've been practicing my girning for months for my trial on garrotry and barrotry on the High Seas


You left off buggery. What the hell kind of pirate are you if you don't have buggery on your list of crimes?

I want to be like Cpt Jack Sparrow and laugh as I remember crimes as they call them out.
"Numerous and sinister crimes against the Crown, smuggling, forgery, sailing under false colours,buggery, looting, foricble buggery*snicker*,poaching, practicing buggery without a license*oh, heh, forgot about that one*,brigandage, depravity, buggering whilst on duty, vandalism, impersonating a Royal Navy and other British and Spanish officers and a Clergyman, buggery under the influence, arson, kidnapping, buggering a kidnapping victim*yep. Twice.*, piracy in the Caribbean Sea, perjury, theft, theft of buggery, and ransacking a rum shipment

08 Nov 2012 09:29 AM
WelldeadLink     
I'll just scribble this here: ♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂♂

08 Nov 2012 09:32 AM
chemrebel     
I read the headline as "disabled" instead of "disbarred" and went total Roseanne Roseannadanna.

/well, that's different
//never mind

08 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
Oscar_Madisons_cleaning_lady     
Too bad he can't use his security deposit to pay his bond.

08 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
Mohammad I'm Hard Bruce Lee     
8====D~~ DOUG

08 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
wambu     
Keeping it lawyer classy.

08 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
cfreak    [TotalFark]  
Yah a greenlight!

Normally I don't argue for a [TEXAS] tag but I think I'll make an exception in this case!

08 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
Clemkadidlefark     
A quote from Shakespeare comes to mind ... first thing we do ....

08 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
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