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   18-year-old from Georgia tweets she wants to move to Australia, "because their president is a Christian and actually supports what he says." Except Australia has a Prime Minister who is a woman and an atheist and lives in sin with a man

08 Nov 2012 05:21 AM   |   21550 clicks   |   Courier Mail
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acanuck    [TotalFark]  
Ja...I am Australian 

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08 Nov 2012 01:19 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  
Just about what you'd expect from a Georgian highschooler.

08 Nov 2012 01:38 AM
BSABSVR     
Truthy!

08 Nov 2012 01:43 AM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
And just think...in two more years she'll be able to vote.

08 Nov 2012 01:48 AM
BarkingUnicorn     
This is the best part of TFA!

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08 Nov 2012 02:01 AM
wtfisthat    [TotalFark]  
Copy cats, I was going to do if Romney got elected.

08 Nov 2012 02:01 AM
m3000    [TotalFark]  

BarkingUnicorn: This is the best part of TFA!

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I knew there was a reason I wanted to move to Australia. Now if only they didn't have so many farking bugs, insects, and animals that will kill you in your sleep.

08 Nov 2012 02:09 AM
shower_in_my_socks    [TotalFark]  
I encourage all Republicans to move to any other Western country so that they can finally learn what Socialism REALLY is.

08 Nov 2012 02:12 AM
BarkingUnicorn     
Well, Australia does have guns, of course. But you need a "genuine reason" to get one, and "self defence" isn't one of them.

Link

08 Nov 2012 02:22 AM
Cubansaltyballs    [TotalFark]  
Australian women are awesome.

08 Nov 2012 02:25 AM
Smashed Hat    [TotalFark]  
I love how as Americans we think we're just welcome to move into any country we want. Manifest destiny!

08 Nov 2012 02:39 AM
cretinbob     
Guess who voted for Romney....

08 Nov 2012 02:47 AM
steerforth     

Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.


Especially this one:

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Your balls are this salty.

08 Nov 2012 03:03 AM
quatchi     
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Georgians say the darndest things!

08 Nov 2012 03:31 AM
syrynxx    [TotalFark]  
She sure is purdy.

08 Nov 2012 03:50 AM
Eat More Possum    [TotalFark]  
Australia probably wouldn't have her. They have some immigration regs that you must be able to contribute to society. Tweets do not count

08 Nov 2012 03:53 AM
m3000    [TotalFark]  

Eat More Possum: Australia probably wouldn't have her. They have some immigration regs that you must be able to contribute to society. Tweets do not count


But she's Republican, that totally counts as being the most awesome thing ever to the rest of the world. It's what they all strive for and wish they could achieve. Right?!?!

08 Nov 2012 04:02 AM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

Bathia_Mapes: And just think...in two more years she'll be able to vote.


Oops, nevermind. Misread her age as 16. :/

08 Nov 2012 04:20 AM
Paris1127    [TotalFark]  

steerforth: Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

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Your balls are this salty.


She's not a lady you want to piss off...

/visited Parliament House today, saw the very place that confrontation happened
//no sign of the impression in Abbott's chair from when he shiat himself in fear
///CSB

08 Nov 2012 05:03 AM
steerforth     

Paris1127: steerforth: Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]

Your balls are this salty.

She's not a lady you want to piss off...

/visited Parliament House today, saw the very place that confrontation happened
//no sign of the impression in Abbott's chair from when he shiat himself in fear
///CSB


First Leigh Sales, then Julia, then the women of Austria. If he's still Opposition Leader at the next erection, FSM help him.

08 Nov 2012 05:15 AM
ArtosRC     
She looks crazy. Must be something in the water fountains.

08 Nov 2012 05:24 AM
farkingismybusiness     
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08 Nov 2012 05:26 AM
Critatak     
This counts as news? A kid in Georgia is an idiot?

08 Nov 2012 05:26 AM
F22raptom     
an obvious troll and everyone that believes what she said is nothing but a fool.

I cant believe this made fark.

08 Nov 2012 05:28 AM
steerforth     

m3000: BarkingUnicorn: This is the best part of TFA!

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I knew there was a reason I wanted to move to Australia. Now if only they didn't have so many farking bugs, insects, and animals that will kill you in your sleep.


Mmmm, snakes.

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We have legalised prostitution in most areas, if that's any comfort.

08 Nov 2012 05:28 AM
gadian     
I'd be damned pissed if she can emigrate and I can't.

08 Nov 2012 05:28 AM
phrawgh     

steerforth: Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

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Your balls are this salty.


She has been one of the best Federal Chancellor's ever.

08 Nov 2012 05:29 AM
mr_a    [TotalFark]  
Don't tell her.

08 Nov 2012 05:31 AM
MooseUpNorth     
Didn't something like this happen last presidential election, almost verbatim?

08 Nov 2012 05:32 AM
Ishkur    [TotalFark]  
Traveling from Georgia to Australia is quite easy -- just a short trip across the Crimea and the Carpathian mountains. You can pretty much hitchhike there.

08 Nov 2012 05:33 AM
richwell     
What a provoked female leader may look like:

Link

08 Nov 2012 05:34 AM
stringbad     
The full story is that that speech was done to defend a bigger sexist. The More You Know

08 Nov 2012 05:42 AM
Old enough to know better     
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08 Nov 2012 05:45 AM
steerforth     

stringbad: The full story is that that speech was done to defend a bigger sexist. The More You Know


No, no, it wasn't. The more you know.

08 Nov 2012 05:45 AM
Apos     

Bathia_Mapes: And just think...in two more years she'll be able to vote.




You just made my teeth chatter in terror.

08 Nov 2012 05:46 AM
abhorrent1     
With the exception that everything there wants to kill you, Australia sounds AWESOME!

08 Nov 2012 05:46 AM
blueviking     

Paris1127: steerforth: Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]

Your balls are this salty.

She's not a lady you want to piss off...

/visited Parliament House today, saw the very place that confrontation happened
//no sign of the impression in Abbott's chair from when he shiat himself in fear
///CSB


Holy jeebus...I think I got blisters just watching that. Trying to imagine that same scene playing out in Congress.....

08 Nov 2012 05:50 AM
betelgeux     
Repubs are so dumb! This is the line to paint an entire group of people by the words or actions of a lone southern high school girl, right?

Is that Obamaphone lady is a good representative of the democrat voters?

08 Nov 2012 05:52 AM
Fark_Guy_Rob     

Smashed Hat: I love how as Americans we think we're just welcome to move into any country we want. Manifest destiny!


Presumably the ones who are claiming they'd move to another country are also the ones would *could* do it.

08 Nov 2012 05:52 AM
farkingismybusiness     
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The Gods Must Be Crazy 2012 starring Kristen.

08 Nov 2012 05:53 AM
bubo_sibiricus     

Paris1127: She's not a lady you want to piss off...


Holy shiat, I watched the whole thing. Can we import her to the States? Does she have a twin sister?

08 Nov 2012 05:53 AM
LiberalConservative     

Paris1127: steerforth: Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]

Your balls are this salty.

She's not a lady you want to piss off...

/visited Parliament House today, saw the very place that confrontation happened
//no sign of the impression in Abbott's chair from when he shiat himself in fear
///CSB


Yes, it was a beautifully scripted speech. I wonder how long they were sitting on it before they found an opportunity to use it.
Also such as shame that anyone watching that video gets to miss out on it's context; Gillard disgustingly defending Mr Slipper at all costs.
I guess feminist idealogy can beconveniently pushed aside when your stolen Prime Minister's position is at risk.

08 Nov 2012 05:53 AM
stringbad     

steerforth: stringbad: The full story is that that speech was done to defend a bigger sexist. The More You Know

No, no, it wasn't. The more you know.


The speech was ready before it was needed. The governments speaker retired to take one from the opposition to shore up numbers in a slim government majority. They lifted a questionable individual from the opposition to the second highest rank in the land for political gain at the cost of parliaments reputation. The speech was in defence of him being sacked by the parliaments vote. Refute any of this.

08 Nov 2012 05:55 AM
abhorrent1     

BarkingUnicorn: Well, Australia does have guns, of course. But you need a "genuine reason" to get one, and "self defence" isn't one of them.

Link


From the link: a "Genuine Reason" must be given, relating to pest control, hunting, target shooting, or collecting

Sounds like a grueling application process.

08 Nov 2012 05:56 AM
bubo_sibiricus     

betelgeux: Repubs are so dumb! This is the line to paint an entire group of people by the words or actions of a lone southern high school girl, right?


No, we paint Republicans by the words of their membership, who state things like slavery being "a blessing in disguise," "legitimate rape" as opposed to fake rape (wtf?), and those who simultaneously hold Ayn Rand in the same esteem as Jesus (Ryan).

Because you know, Jesus said eat the poor.

08 Nov 2012 05:56 AM
basilbrush     
The Australian Government is the first to say how high when your president says jump.

08 Nov 2012 05:58 AM
mekkab     

syrynxx: She sure is purdy.


She's still got all her teeth!

Ishkur: Traveling from Georgia to Australia is quite easy -- just a short trip across the Crimea and the Carpathian mountains. You can pretty much hitchhike there.


I really couldn't figure out a better way to work in Georgia/not Georgia.

08 Nov 2012 05:59 AM
Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor     
EVERYTHING IN AUSTRALIA WANTS TO MURDER YOU. WORST. DESTINATION. EVER.

08 Nov 2012 05:59 AM
Z-clipped     
All Republicans should actually move to the Philippines.

All the God and guns you could ever want, labors costs next to nothing, they worship military virtues, and if you're white, you're instantly at the pinnacle of the social hierarchy. Plus, if you live in the Deep South, the weather's pretty much the same.

Just please wait until I leave before you start showing up.

08 Nov 2012 06:00 AM
Mikey1969     
I was seriously considering Canada if Palin had run in the Primary, made it through, and got elected. The main difference is that I knew what I was getting into, Canada is much closer than someplace like Australia, I apparently have dual citizenship, and I fell in love with Vancouver.

The difference is that I was making an informed decision, whereas all these Righties were just parroting a talkig point, with no clue as to what they were saying.

What made these morons choose Australia of all places anyway? Has anyone figured out who started that?

08 Nov 2012 06:00 AM
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