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08 Nov 2012 10:54 AM   |   13078 clicks   |   My Northwest
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TheNewJesus     
That's hot.

08 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
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pueblonative     
I guess you could say. . . *takes off glasses* he preferred to practice internal medicine

08 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
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cgraves67     
Well, did it work?

08 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
Must have been an in and out procedure.

08 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
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BigLuca     
Possible punchlines:

"If that thing don't have numbers on it when you pull it out ... it's coming off!"

or

"Wait, he had both hands on my shoulders!"

08 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
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Genju     
A Federal Way chiropractor has been accused of using his power as a medical professional to sexually violate three different women.

08 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
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Bondith     
"There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation,"

Well, it's not like he was a real doctor.

08 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Spinal Adjustment.....with mah WANG!

08 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
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Kome     
"There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation," said Moyer.

Absolutely true. But you're talking about a chiropractor, not a health care provider. Not that it's any less immoral or wrong, but it's like complaining about your witch doctor.

I hope that, assuming an investigation finds him guilty of ethical violations, his career is completely ruined.

08 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
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thecpt     
I swear I've seen those videos. He must have a popular blog.

08 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
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SDRR     

Bondith: "There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation,"

Well, it's not like he was a real doctor.


08 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
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The Angry Hand of God     

Kome: "There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation," said Moyer.

Absolutely true. But you're talking about a chiropractor, not a health care provider. Not that it's any less immoral or wrong, but it's like complaining about your witch doctor.

I hope that, assuming an investigation finds him guilty of ethical violations, his career is completely ruined.


Dammit. Beat me to it...I will use this instead...

www.iconsoffright.com

08 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
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p4p3rm4t3     
He missed his calling...
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08 Nov 2012 11:03 AM
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biyaaatci     
"Greg Summers has had his chiropractic license suspended by Department of Health and the Chiropractic Quality Assurance Commission."

The Chiropractic QuAC?

08 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
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SweetSaws     

p4p3rm4t3: He missed his calling...
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Something hot is about to happen

08 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
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Apos     
Illegitimate intravaginal massage

08 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
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elev8meL8r     
www.thetruegeneralist.com

08 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
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Alucard9295     
Derpa derp...

08 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
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macdaddy357     
Chiroquacks aren't doctors to begin with.

08 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
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freewill    [TotalFark]  

cgraves67: Well, did it work?


He's a chiropractor, so it most likely worked better than anything else he's ever done.

/ Had an acquaintance who fell for breast massage from a holistic "therapist" intended to "break up precancerous masses".

08 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
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MightyPez     

biyaaatci: "Greg Summers has had his chiropractic license suspended by Department of Health and the Chiropractic Quality Assurance Commission."

The Chiropractic QuAC?


Winner!

08 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
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Biness     
a cunning plan

08 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
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Big Man On Campus     
In his defense, it's likely worked before for relaxing a woman's back.

08 Nov 2012 11:08 AM
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MightyPez     
Oh yeah, and...

"But... but... one time my back hurt and ai went to a chiropractor and it felt better! Now all I have to do is go twice a week all year!"

08 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
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Kryllith     
You've got Gonorrhea, I'm gonna crack your bones.

08 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
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booger42     
No, Dr Badtouch, what are you doing?

08 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
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cgraves67     

freewill: cgraves67: Well, did it work?

He's a chiropractor, so it most likely worked better than anything else he's ever done.

/ Had an acquaintance who fell for breast massage from a holistic "therapist" intended to "break up precancerous masses".


You can't argue with results, amIright? I should start offering this service out of the back of a van.

08 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
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bluefoxicy     

freewill: / Had an acquaintance who fell for breast massage from a holistic "therapist" intended to "break up precancerous masses".


breaking up precancerous mass sounds like the worst idea possible. You spread around something that could become cancer? Then it becomes cancer and you have widespread cancerous tumors... yeah, what a mess.

Cancer happens due to cellular DNA damage. A benign mass growth with normal DNA is just scar tissue. These are different things.

08 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
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Theaetetus    [TotalFark]  
But it said "therapist" on his business cards!

08 Nov 2012 11:13 AM
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strapp3r     
guessing he'll hide behind some myofascial-release defense

/a friend of mine does this work for women with pelvic issues
//she gives vag and rectal massage for realz

08 Nov 2012 11:13 AM
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Vegan Meat Popsicle     
"There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation," said Moyer.

A Federal Way chiropractor has been accused of using his power as a medical professional to sexually violate three different women.

a trusted person, like a health care provider

A Federal Way chiropractor

health care provider

chiropractor


/ maybe you should seek intracranial help instead

08 Nov 2012 11:14 AM
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freewill    [TotalFark]  

Theaetetus: But it said "therapist" on his business cards!


www.cinemastrikesback.com

It's an interdisciplinary field.

08 Nov 2012 11:16 AM
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TheNewJesus     
Hmm I should start selling "posterior relaxation plugs" on television...

08 Nov 2012 11:16 AM
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Theaetetus    [TotalFark]  

strapp3r: guessing he'll hide behind some myofascial-release defense

/a friend of mine does this work for women with pelvic issues
//she gives vag and rectal massage for realz


With a handle of "strapper," I believe you.

08 Nov 2012 11:16 AM
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MythDragon     
Gotta hand it to the guy, sticking his fingers up a patient? That takes some backbone.
Of course being sent to prison will require an adjustment on his part.

/tip your waitress. here all week. something something veal

08 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
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freewill    [TotalFark]  

MythDragon: Gotta hand it to the guy, sticking his fingers up a patient? That takes some backbone.
Of course being sent to prison will require an adjustment on his part.



He's going to get the subluxation of a lifetime.

08 Nov 2012 11:18 AM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Theaetetus: But it said "therapist" on his business cards!


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08 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
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Thisbymaster     
So that is the ticket, I should take notes on what not to do.

08 Nov 2012 11:22 AM
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StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  
Well, to be honest I've known a few ladies that could have used an adjustment down there

08 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
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PlusCestLaMeme     
How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes 40 visits.

08 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
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davidab     

biyaaatci: "Greg Summers has had his chiropractic license suspended by Department of Health and the Chiropractic Quality Assurance Commission."

The Chiropractic QuAC?


Hey, hey, hey! He clearly told them the method of treatment he was going to use
FTFA He tried to did convince these patients that they'd benefit from the "invasion of their personal body space,"
This is clearly an illegitimate accusation of molestation... I mean if this were a legitimate molestation it would be a completely different scenario.

08 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
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litespeed74     
I'm assuming insurance won't cover intervaginal massage?

08 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
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Quinzy     
I found a chiropractor extremely useful when I threw out my neck in a fall. However I just stopped going when it felt better.

08 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
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ihatedumbpeople     
I get wood almost every time I hit the chiro. She's a petite brunette cutie with a great ass and her secretary has nice tits. Still waiting for them both to molest me.

/some would argue that intervaginal massage does relieve stress though

08 Nov 2012 11:30 AM
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GibbyTheMole     
Another chiropractor in the town where I live did the exact same thing. Only difference was he said it was a legitimate therapeutic technique called "intrapelvic manipulation". He's in the slammer now.

08 Nov 2012 11:34 AM
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lohphat    [TotalFark]  

blatz514: Must have been an in and out-patient procedure.


FTFY

08 Nov 2012 11:36 AM
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Valiente     

pueblonative: I guess you could say. . . *takes off glasses* he preferred to practice internal medicine


I guess you could say. . . *takes off glasses*...this called for a joint adjustment.

08 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
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BoxOfBees     
This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.

08 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
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Hawnkee     
Understands completely:

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08 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
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TheNewJesus     

BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.


Yea, like "Would you please flick the bean a little first?"

08 Nov 2012 11:39 AM
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