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08 Nov 2012 09:37 AM   |   25746 clicks   |   CNN
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Carlip     
"Sh*t they are doing what we are doing to the rest of the world! We've got to stop us!" -USN Admiral Ackbar

08 Nov 2012 05:30 AM
Vodka Zombie     
Should have come ashore. Pretty sure someone would have shown them a good time.

Really, man. No need to be sneaky about it.

08 Nov 2012 05:55 AM
GAT_00     
The sub was discovered about 275 miles off the southern East Coast in international waters about two weeks ago and has been followed by the Navy since, defense officials said

Oh no, our surveillance systems worked!

08 Nov 2012 08:25 AM
cman    [TotalFark]  
Scary? Really subs?

You do realize that they were in INTERNATIONAL waters, right?

Naval powers do this shiat all the time in INTERNATIONAL waters.

08 Nov 2012 08:28 AM
Cythraul     

Vodka Zombie: Should have come ashore. Pretty sure someone would have shown them a good time.

Really, man. No need to be sneaky about it.


Hot Russian navy guys? Sounds fun.

08 Nov 2012 08:33 AM
cman    [TotalFark]  

Cythraul: Vodka Zombie: Should have come ashore. Pretty sure someone would have shown them a good time.

Really, man. No need to be sneaky about it.

Hot Russian navy guys? Sounds fun.


I am not a gay man, but even I know that Russian men are ugly farks. Maybe not as bad as Englishmen, but still pretty damn bad

08 Nov 2012 08:41 AM
Cythraul     

cman: Cythraul: Vodka Zombie: Should have come ashore. Pretty sure someone would have shown them a good time.

Really, man. No need to be sneaky about it.

Hot Russian navy guys? Sounds fun.

I am not a gay man, but even I know that Russian men are ugly farks. Maybe not as bad as Englishmen, but still pretty damn bad


I'm sure I could find at least one or two on a ship full of Russian dudes who would suit my tastes.

08 Nov 2012 08:47 AM
wippit     

Cythraul:
I'm sure I could find at least one or two on a ship full of Russian dudes who would suit my tastes.


Just close your eyes and enjoy the sweet sweet accent, tovarich.


/although it does sound better coming from a woman. YMMV

08 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
darth_badger     
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08 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
Biness     
i would have liked to have seen Montana

08 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
SirTanon     
Be careful.. most things out there don't react well to bullets

08 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
JPINFV     

cman: Scary? Really subs?

You do realize that they were in INTERNATIONAL waters, right?

Naval powers do this shiat all the time in INTERNATIONAL waters.


Nope. Sorry. Only the US is allowed to do that sort of stuff in international waters.

/USAUSAUSA

08 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
Cythraul     

wippit: Cythraul:
I'm sure I could find at least one or two on a ship full of Russian dudes who would suit my tastes.

Just close your eyes and enjoy the sweet sweet accent, tovarich.


/although it does sound better coming from a woman. YMMV


I have to say, the Russian accent isn't the sexiest of accents. But I guess it's exotic enough..

08 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
ideamaster     
They just came by for the obama re-election celebration.

08 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
Awesome T-Shirt     

cman: Cythraul: Vodka Zombie: Should have come ashore. Pretty sure someone would have shown them a good time.

Really, man. No need to be sneaky about it.

Hot Russian navy guys? Sounds fun.

I am not a gay man, but even I know that Russian men are ugly farks. Maybe not as bad as Englishmen, but still pretty damn bad


I beg to differ.

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08 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
Mad Scientist     
One ping only.

08 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
SpeedyBB     

cman: Cythraul: Vodka Zombie: Should have come ashore. Pretty sure someone would have shown them a good time.

Really, man. No need to be sneaky about it.

Hot Russian navy guys? Sounds fun.

I am not a gay man, but even I know that Russian men are ugly farks. Maybe not as bad as Englishmen, but still pretty damn bad


There are real beauties in their late teens but they wear badly. Poor diet, bad hygiene and alcohol. At 25 they look forty. At forty-five they're ready to cash in.

08 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
THX 1138     

cman: Scary? Really subs?

You do realize that they were in INTERNATIONAL waters, right?

Naval powers do this shiat all the time in INTERNATIONAL waters.


I think the point is that we would never dream of doing the same and sending one of our subs to within 275 miles of their territory, because we're better than that.

08 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
MythDragon     
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Well, that's because they don't have the range of the land-based ICBMs

08 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
Polly Ester     
This tread got really gay really quick.

08 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
Hnakrapunt     
Pavaratti!

08 Nov 2012 09:49 AM
slykens1     

darth_badger: [world.subway.com image 288x288]


WTF does a Czech Subway ad have to do with a Russian sub?

/sorry if I missed the meme or reference.

08 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
Mad-n-FL     

Biness: i would have liked to have seen Montana


Came here to say "One ping only"....

08 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
Fabric_Man     

Polly Ester: This tread got really gay really quick.


What do you expect with long hard tubes full of seamen?

08 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
No Such Agency    [TotalFark]  
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Detected? Amateurs. They should have dropped below a thermal layer.

08 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
Wrath of Heaven     
That's really weird... and super gay.

08 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
Public Savant     

Polly Ester: This tread got really gay really quick.


seamen...phallic shapes...men in close proximity for months... whadda ya expect?!

08 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
uber humper     
If it makes you feel any better, Chinese subs will start carrying nukes soon. Reuters -- Chinese Subs

08 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
Cheron     
I can't stress this enough but this is really cause to panic. I would contact the media and congress and demand they take action.

/the above is completely unrelated to my job working for a defense contractor making submarine parts.

08 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
Egoy3k     
Submarines should be non issue for Americans.The only countries with submarines that have much hope of remaining undetected by American submarines are allied with the Americans, and even then it's a slim hope.

08 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
Infernalist     
This was just a case of the Russians trying to be sneaky and the US Navy not just pointing out that, yes, we 'can' hear you guys out there in your very loud, very obvious boats...But, also pointing it out to the world.

This was a very direct pointed reminder that our 'listening' tech is better than their 'sneaking' tech and we showed it to the world. It was a simple and polite humiliating of their sub Navy.

The captain of that sub boat is likely to spend the short remainder of his career submitting reports about the number of pigeons on the dock he's been reassigned to guarding.

08 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
buzzcut73     
Meh, get back to me when we catch them tapping cables inside our harbors.
Operation Ivy Bells

/The warning systems still work. Non-story.

08 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
factoryconnection    [TotalFark]  
Wow, some fast boat crew got to do something interesting for a while on a routine underway, that's for damn sure. You just can't buy training opportunities like that one.

08 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
OdradekRex     
The public announcement is the US Navy's polite way of telling the Russians "New submarine class? Yeah, we found you. Try harder next time"

08 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
SacriliciousBeerSwiller     
Scary how? During the Cold War this would be known as "Tuesday".

08 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
abhorrent1     
Can't wait to see the dash-cam video on youtube.

08 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
ThatBillmanGuy     
So.. An attack sub (not a ballistic missile sub) comes close to u.s. waters but remains in international waters, and this is something Russia even told us it was going to do... And were supposed to panic?

/not seeing it
//former stg

08 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
CruJones     
I think John Belushi was in this movie. They had a compass from a Cracker Jack box.

08 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
Cythraul     

Polly Ester: This tread got really gay really quick.


You'll get over it.

08 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
DataKnights     
We will pass through the American patrols, past their sonar nets, and lay off their largest city, and listen to their rock and roll... while we conduct missile drills.

08 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
Loren     

Infernalist: This was just a case of the Russians trying to be sneaky and the US Navy not just pointing out that, yes, we 'can' hear you guys out there in your very loud, very obvious boats...But, also pointing it out to the world.

This was a very direct pointed reminder that our 'listening' tech is better than their 'sneaking' tech and we showed it to the world. It was a simple and polite humiliating of their sub Navy.


Exactly. They let them dream on for a while and this is just showing them that they were pwned all along.

The captain of that sub boat is likely to spend the short remainder of his career submitting reports about the number of pigeons on the dock he's been reassigned to guarding.

I disagree--it's not his fault that his equipment wasn't up to the job. I think his superiors sent him out to find out of it could be done and they just got their answer.

08 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
Marshall Willenholly     

Hnakrapunt: Pavaratti!


It was Paganini!

08 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
sycraft     

OdradekRex: The public announcement is the US Navy's polite way of telling the Russians "New submarine class? Yeah, we found you. Try harder next time"


Bingo. This isn't "scary". The job of an attack sub is to not get detected. That it did means it didn't do its job very well. A missile sub getting near the country, that could be worrying as there isn't a good reason for that, other than as provocation or a real attack. However an attack sub is only useful if it can silently track ships and thus be ready to attack. This one obviously couldn't.

08 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
Jubeebee     

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Scary how? During the Cold War this would be known as "Tuesday".


We like sensationalism. Just like how the media loses their shiat every time a Russian bomber says hi to a carrier battle group, a Russian sub in international waters makes for a good story for people who have no sense of perspective and like to get excited about things.

08 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
The Irresponsible Captain    [TotalFark]  
Let me know when they use a diesel sub.

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/Or a motorboat.

08 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
MadMattressMack     
I wouldn't be too worried about this. We do this to other nations and other nations do it to us. It's just been a long time since someone's had the ability as well as the will to do this. We are actively patrolling with our SURTASS ships outside of China's FBM sub ports complete with guided missile destroyer escort. It's all just military d1ck waving.   Link

08 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
Biness     
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What a crewmember on a US sub might look like

08 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
Infernalist     

Loren: Infernalist: This was just a case of the Russians trying to be sneaky and the US Navy not just pointing out that, yes, we 'can' hear you guys out there in your very loud, very obvious boats...But, also pointing it out to the world.

This was a very direct pointed reminder that our 'listening' tech is better than their 'sneaking' tech and we showed it to the world. It was a simple and polite humiliating of their sub Navy.

Exactly. They let them dream on for a while and this is just showing them that they were pwned all along.

The captain of that sub boat is likely to spend the short remainder of his career submitting reports about the number of pigeons on the dock he's been reassigned to guarding.

I disagree--it's not his fault that his equipment wasn't up to the job. I think his superiors sent him out to find out of it could be done and they just got their answer.


The Russian system couldn't possibly be more different than our own. We can, and have, sent our men out knowing that they would fail. We plan for it.

The Russians, on the other hand, do not think like this. He was not only beaten, but publicly humiliated and humiliated the Russian people, government and Putin in the process.

If this was the Soviet days, he'd be arrested, his family arrested, with him getting shot and his family sent to a lumber camp in Siberia.

As it is, he'll be 'reassigned' to a career-ending position counting trees out in the wilderness and some other Russian captain will take his slot.

Russian leaders do not look upon failure kindly.

08 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
Deep Contact     
They were checking out the storm damage and a little shopping.

08 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
WTFDYW     
They got busted! This made me laugh when I read about this about a month ago on Fark.

08 Nov 2012 10:04 AM
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