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08 Nov 2012 12:27 PM   |   6100 clicks   |   Toronto Star
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
Listen, Betty, don't start up with your 'white zone' shiat again.

08 Nov 2012 09:23 AM
ArkAngel    [TotalFark]  

Sybarite: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your 'white zone' shiat again.


Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

08 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  

Sybarite: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your 'white zone' shiat again.


The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone

08 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
Mentat    [TotalFark]  

ArkAngel: Sybarite: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your 'white zone' shiat again.

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.


It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.

08 Nov 2012 09:44 AM
MarshHawk     
There's no parking on the dance floor, either.

08 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
WelldeadLink     
Handicapped >
Pregnant woman >
Woman |
Woman |>
Woman |
< Old man
Cowboy ♘
Lawyer ♂♂♂♂♂♂

08 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
Gig103    [TotalFark]  
So are they admitting that Fredericton is a very dangerous place with a high percentage of crime against women? Because that's the takeaway I'm getting from the article.

Unless the spots are twice as wide as normal spots. Then it makes sense. ;-)

08 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
UberDave    [TotalFark]  
Came for the Airplane! quote. Leaving satisfied.

08 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
probesport     

quatchi: Sybarite: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your 'white zone' shiat again.

The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone


home.gwi.netView Full Size


I'm calling the police.

08 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
Grave_Girl    [TotalFark]  

Gig103: So are they admitting that Fredericton is a very dangerous place with a high percentage of crime against women? Because that's the takeaway I'm getting from the article.


More like they are creating a problem just so they can solve it.

08 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
grinding_journalist     
Make them mandatory. Then I'll know where I shouldn't park next to.

/just because I biased my car to the side next to the support pole doesn't mean you get to park over the line for your space; that's precisely what I'm trying to avoid

08 Nov 2012 12:34 PM
Hector Remarkable     
Also maybe set aside parking for the weak, and the mentally feeble; some spots for the shy and some spots for the wicked. The blue-eyed people we'll keep in the corner, but blondes will park on the roof during the weekend. And only those named Robert may park on the third level. Also, no French at this parking garage - sorry, frog-people.

/stop calling me Shirley

08 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
averagejoe42     
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08 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
Gig103    [TotalFark]  

Grave_Girl: More like they are creating a problem just so they can solve it.


Great, so now I have an image in my head of Stephen Chase lurking in the shadows of parking structures, groping women and stealing their purses.

08 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  
how are they going to enforce this?

also wouldn't it make any actual problem worse?

as it is a creeper isn't exactly sure who owns that eclipse he's thinking about climbing into and waiting all night for the right time to strike, but if it's parked in the woman only zone?

now he's sure it won't be him putting the lotion in it's skin.

08 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
iheartscotch     
So; what you are saying is; there are going to be 3 parking facilities full of defenseless women; with no one around to look after them?

I'll be back in a sec; I've got to get my ski mask and duck tape.

/ who thought that this was a good idea?

08 Nov 2012 12:39 PM
Primitive Screwhead    [TotalFark]  

08 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
Kanemano     
you have five minutes to move your cube

08 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
DeathCipris     
Apparently, they are using "safety" as an excuse for this bullshiat.
If you think that they parking lot isn't lit well enough to be safe, then LIGHT THE DAMN PARKING LOT BETTER. Why add more red tape?

08 Nov 2012 12:43 PM
Rasraf Mekerk     
You'll love it. It's a way of life.

08 Nov 2012 12:44 PM
mightybaldking     
You know, I don't really have a problem with this.

My only concern is entitled asshats abusing it. It's not legally enforceable, so you end up with the asshat brokers taking all the good spots.

08 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
AfroX     
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08 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
The Irresponsible Captain    [TotalFark]  
The logic behind this is seriously flawed. However it's probably the same crowd who goes around screaming "Think of the Children".

08 Nov 2012 12:53 PM
Tommy Moo     
Man... those are the primo spots too!

08 Nov 2012 12:58 PM
cig-mkr     
Then all the perves only have to hang in a smaller area instead of the whole damn parking lot.

08 Nov 2012 01:00 PM
Jiro Dreams Of McRibs     
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/It's available on Netflix...the scene with Dennis Hopper and Rainn Wilson is interesting

08 Nov 2012 01:01 PM
DownDaRiver     

averagejoe42:


Slowclappythingy!

~~~~

FTA: "Some people perceive it as a sexist, that, 'I don't need your help,' " said Chase.

Whhaaatt? Peoplen jumping to conculsions and forming opinions because they fail to or choose not to, fully understand a concept!
You sir are most obviuosly ascewed!

08 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
KingKauff    [TotalFark]  

The Irresponsible Captain: The logic behind this is seriously flawed. However it's probably the same crowd who goes around screaming "Think of the Children".

Someone

has to think of them

08 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
kryphon     
They have a lot of this in Germany. Especially in place like parking garages. Always close to exits or the elevators. It's seen as a safety thing. And it isn't really enforced by the Polizei, but you will get VERY nasty looks from people. It is really only enforced by a fear of public scorn. I have no problem with this. In fact, it is probably a good thing.

08 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
bluefoxicy     

kryphon: They have a lot of this in Germany. Especially in place like parking garages. Always close to exits or the elevators. It's seen as a safety thing. And it isn't really enforced by the Polizei, but you will get VERY nasty looks from people. It is really only enforced by a fear of public scorn. I have no problem with this. In fact, it is probably a good thing.


How is it a good thing?

08 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
mrlewish     
This will help me narrow down where I stalk my women. Thanks. Now I don't have to creep about ALL the parking spaces anymore

08 Nov 2012 02:57 PM
Mr. Ekshun     
It's nice that someone is finally admitting that women are disabled. Now if they'd only classify the various disabilities by genetic heritage we could all get our jokes straight.

/Oops, I didn't mean straight. I meant gay. Or something.

08 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
WordsnCollision     
Not news: China did it:

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Fark: At a construction supplies store.

08 Nov 2012 03:40 PM
CptnSpldng     

probesport: quatchi: Sybarite: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your 'white zone' shiat again.

The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone

[home.gwi.net image 360x352]

I'm calling the police.


I have children sleeping in here.

08 Nov 2012 08:17 PM
IrieTom     
He used to be a very nice boy.

08 Nov 2012 08:32 PM
geekbikerskum     

IrieTom: He used to be a very nice boy.


He used to cut the grass.

08 Nov 2012 09:01 PM
JonnyBGoode     
There's also no sex in the champagne room.

/And Leon's getting larrrrrrrrger...

09 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
WelldeadLink     

DeathCipris: If you think that they parking lot isn't lit well enough to be safe, then LIGHT THE DAMN PARKING LOT BETTER. Why add more red tape?


Red tape must be reflective. Fill out form LCL-1402b, and photometer tests must be completed within seven months.

09 Nov 2012 01:21 PM
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