Got a little bogged down with the election Tuesday, but here are some if the best headlines from last week.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-10-28 to Sat 2012-11-03:

  Protesters blocking traffic in a major city is a dirty deed, but in Spain it's a dirty deed done with sheep    

  Ocean City MD can now say that as a beach resort, it is without pier    

  Long oppressed Kurds get taste of freedom. No whey    

  Sandy hasn't even made official landfall yet, but new reports say that 1.5 million are already without p    

  Couple in their 90's who had been married 72 years die exactly one hour apart-which might have had less to do with true love and was more about that horrific car wreck they were both in    

  It's like celebratory gunfire that brings a power line down onto your tent, causing a fire that kills 23 guests on your wedding day    

  When you install DirecTV near a beehive, you're bound to get stung. When you get stung, you end up in the hospital. When you're in the hospital, you are losing productivity. Don't install DirecTV near a beehive    

  Elephant learns how to speak Korean, still struggles with chopsticks    

  Egyptian princess's tomb found near Cai...oh, wait, it's empty, and some dude wearing a mushroom is telling me she's in another pyramid    

  9.3 million gallons of untreated sewage flow into Shingle Creek. That's a lot of shiat on a shingle    

  Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain    


Sports:

  Andy Reid may be thinking about sending Michael Vick to a nice farm somewhere upstate where he can run freely and frolic in the fields    

  Jets go into the Week 9 bye announcing they are sticking with Mark Sanchez at QB. In other news, Jets expected to lose in Week 9    

  Dez Bryant given permission to stay out past midnight, but must return Dad's car with a full tank of gas, promise to mow the lawn Saturday, and go to church on Sunday    


Geek:

  Google infringes on Apple's patent for losing prototype phones in bars    

  Europe's oldest prehistoric town discovered in Bulgaria. Archaeologists name it Sofia    

  Doctors speculate rock guitarist's brain tumor was brought on by playing music. Their theory is bolstered by the fact that drummers never get this condition    


Entertainment:

  Octomom checks into rehab for pill addiction. Obviously it wasn't birth control pills she was addicted to    

  Avril Lavigne's ex-husband dresses up as her for Halloween. Chad Kroeger promptly proposes    

  Kim Kardashian's Halloween costume could not possibly be tighter. Unlike Kim Kardashian    


Politics:

  10 House races to watch. My money is on the RV    

  Election campaign ends with chess match. Romney's next move is an en peasant    

  Starting Monday, provisional ballots in Ohio will be located in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'    


Business:

  Random House & Penguin plan to merge, form villain for next Austin Powers flick    

  Iphone 5 goes on sale in India today. Prices start at 2 Sagans    

  Amtrak resumes limited service during hurricane repairs. This is good news since on its best days Amtrak provided only limited service