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   Angry ferret terrorises elderly woman, with helpful picture of what an angry ferret might look like

08 Nov 2012 09:32 AM   |   8251 clicks   |   News.com.au
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Englebert Slaptyback     
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BRING IT.

08 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
Pants full of macaroni!!     
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"Be good, angry ferret, be good!"

08 Nov 2012 09:35 AM
jaybeezey     
I don't think i have ever heard the words angry and ferret used together like that.

08 Nov 2012 09:36 AM
darth_badger     
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08 Nov 2012 09:36 AM
dark side of the moon    [TotalFark]  
I read that as 'angry ferret tortises' and was a bit confused.

08 Nov 2012 09:36 AM
ElusiveWookiee     
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Wanted for questioning.

08 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
Mad-n-FL     
Richard Gere unavailable for comment....

08 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
Kepo     
Said with a bad 'down under' accent:

That't not a angry ferret...

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THAT is a angry ferret.

08 Nov 2012 09:38 AM
Kinek     
I have one word for you all.

Pootled.

That is all.

08 Nov 2012 09:39 AM
jtown     
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Nice marmot.

08 Nov 2012 09:39 AM
jtown     

Kinek: I have one word for you all.

Pootled.

That is all.


I assume that's a mashup of farting and waddling.

08 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
Guuberre     
The last time I pootled while on my way home I had to change my shorts.

08 Nov 2012 09:41 AM
Amos Quito     
And they said California was crazy for making ferrets illegal.

08 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
MythDragon     
This is why some places *cough california cough* outlaw the precious little creatures. They are afraid of roving bands of ferrets despite that they have been domesticated for 1000s of years. I had two. The worse they would do is pry open the kitchen door by laying on their backs and hooking their claws under the door, and then go play in that bin under your stove that you store pots in. The male also liked to play in the fireplace. He'd get in there (despite the fire screen) and have a merry time, and then I'd find little black ferret prints everywhere. I'd have to hold him under the water facet until he was back to a normal ferret color.

08 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
fferret     
As a ferret, I'm really digging these comments!

08 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
chrylis     

Kepo: Said with a bad 'down under' accent:

That't not a angry ferret...



THAT is a angry ferret.


Nah, that's a yawning ferret.

08 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
fferret     

ElusiveWookiee: Wanted for questioning.


Are those his ferts?

08 Nov 2012 09:45 AM
McTruckin     
Pootled

That is all.

08 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
Okieboy     
Was the old lady named Mother Abigail?


/weasles/ferrets wuts the diff?

08 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
doczoidberg     
Yuk it up, folks.

You won't find this so funny if YOU are ever attacked by an angry ferret.

My brother died that way, you know. I'm not laughing.

08 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
johnson442     
2 ferrets +balls of newspaper = better than network television

/Ex called them "tube-rats"

08 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
rhiannon    [TotalFark]  

Kinek: I have one word for you all.

Pootled.

That is all.


Not to blame the victim or anything, but she never would have been attacked if she hadn't been pootling.

08 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
darth_badger     
It's a good thing it was't a badger that got her.

08 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
CoRrUpTeDbUdGiE     
Hah! that's NOTHING!!

We have gangs of pigeons in the town centre who are so hardcore (well, compared to other pigeons anyway) that they steal mobility scooters!
pigeon on mobility scooter goodness

Had I been a few seconds sharper taking that pic, there would've been THREE pigeons on it.
Ferrets? Nah... ferrets are mere pussy cats... the woman over-reacted and scared it.
My one daliance with a ferret resulted in some of the best video I've ever shot.. Link
And I have a friend who has ferrets... those things are just fun to be around!

08 Nov 2012 09:53 AM
Mr.Hawk     
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08 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
mortimer_ford     
Picture looks like, "Say that to my face motherf*ucker, not on the internet. See what happens."

08 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
cgraves67     
Angry Ferret is the euphemism I use for my phallus.

08 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
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08 Nov 2012 10:02 AM
tonguedepressor     
I'd say he looks more miffed than out right angry but hey, I've been wrong before.

08 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
pjbreeze     
That's what you get when you're pootling about. Ferrets hate pootlers.

08 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
Oerath     

Kepo: Said with a bad 'down under' accent:

That't not a angry ferret...



THAT is a angry ferret.


Actually, that's a sleepy ferret. He's just yawning. It's their most common facial expression. Super cute.

08 Nov 2012 10:05 AM
Grandemadaca     

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/extremely quick and dirty

08 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
Dick Gozinya     
"Will you forget about the farking marmot!!"

08 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
sandi_fish     
Come at me bro.

08 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
I. R. Rottweiler     
Ferrets are cute, but man they be stanky.

/ Damn it, now I miss the ex :(

08 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
kumanoki     
CSB Time

I had three ferrets. Incidentally, if you wash their bedding every weekend and clean litter daily, they don't smell to high heaven. You know neglectful fert owners when their entire house smells like gland. Anyway, i was living in Japan at the time and we wetre looking for a companion to our first ferret. The clreak told me to be careful as the ones in the enclosure were 'not nice'. Well, I went to pick one up and it sunk it's little fangs into the tender webbing between my thumb and index finger. That was pain. I hade to choke up on the little bugger to get it to let go. Ferrets ain't no joke, man.

08 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
Dirtybird971     
But police won't investigate the incident, saying it was not a criminal matter.

that and Ferrets are known to slip handcuffs as easily as breathing. (or attacking an 80 year old)

08 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
fringedmyotis     
Love me some ferrets, but yeah, they are stinky little mofos. And the toilet habits - sheesh. Not good. And we've had one serious biter. Broke her of the habit of biting us after about 18 months of consistent training, but she would still bite anyone new that came into the apt. Sharpest goddamn teeth on the planet, that one.

08 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
Agarista     
Send the Beastmaster to sort 'im out.

08 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
protectyourlimbs     
Love the ad at the bottom of my page for this article...

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08 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
traylor     
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08 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
GibbyTheMole     
Had an albino ferret when I was a kid. Couldn't have dog where we lived, so a ferret was what II wound up with. Sucky pet. Stinky, bitey, hard to get a hold of if it escaped. My dad was a smoker who carried his cigs in his shirt pocket. The ferret would smell the tobacco and climb up on him and bite either his cigarettes or if he missed, his teat. Dad acted like that teat-biting thing was fairly unpleasant.

08 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
Sandy Duncan's eyeball     

Okieboy: Was the old lady named Mother Abigail?


/weasles/ferrets wuts the diff?


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Mother Abigail was too bad@ss for a mobility scooter.

08 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
jimnutt     
I'm not sure you can capture an angry ferret on a still picture... They practically define the term "hopping mad". That being said, maybe she was playing a harmonica, I know that pisses our ferret off every time, she'll come running from wherever she's currently hiding to bite the player's feet.

08 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
Badgers     
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Hi there. Say goodbye to your nethers.

/Always check your toilet for weasels

08 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
SweetSaws     

Badgers: [i.imgur.com image 764x1024]

Hi there. Say goodbye to your nethers.

/Always check your toilet for weasels


Oh god! I've always been concerned about T-Rexes blasting through the roof while i'm on the shiatter, but now i have to worry about an attack from below too?!

08 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
wayne_waterman     
Perfect thread to shamelessly plug my wife's business (heh heh, plug my wife's busniess, hehe).
Seriously, she makes awesome masks.
Mad Stoat Maskworks
http://www.madstoat.com

08 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
thisone     

Kepo: Said with a bad 'down under' accent:

That't not a angry ferret...

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THAT is a angry ferret.


that's a sleepy ferret yawning, is that!

08 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
wayne_waterman     
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08 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
thisone     
third time's the charm, eh?

08 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
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