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   Virginia jewelry store owner closes for one day to mourn re-election of Obama, a "president who seeks my demise." Stay tuned for the follow-up interview where a jewelry store owner complains about losing a day's worth of business because of Obama

08 Nov 2012 02:24 PM   |   5062 clicks   |   WTOP
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
I hate it when someone gets elected who seeks my demise.

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08 Nov 2012 12:20 PM
Cythraul     
More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.

08 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
ChipNASA     
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12/10

08 Nov 2012 02:27 PM
ultraholland     
Obama seeks the demise of terrorists. Obama seeks the jewels demise. The jeweler is a terrorist.

08 Nov 2012 02:28 PM
GRCooper     
He'll probably have a line of folks tomorrow when he opens.

/crazy like a fox
//I'm about 10 miles from the store

08 Nov 2012 02:28 PM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  
Look, just do the Buddhist thing and burn yourself in protest.

08 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
Bermuda59     
Add this guy to the official "Attention Whore" list

08 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
you are a puppet     

ChipNASA: [p.twimg.com image 462x350]

12/10


Needs more "White people"

08 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
cwolf20     
Or several customers. Whoever came around looking for jewelry that day went somewhere else and found better prices/better customer service

08 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
HotIgneous Intruder     
Obama Derangement Syndrome.
It's a self-inflicted mental illness.

08 Nov 2012 02:29 PM
pag1107     
Drudge is crowing about some douche in Las Vegas laying off 22 workers today because Obama won.

08 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
Headso     
the silver lining of clicking that link...

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08 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
wildcardjack    [TotalFark]  

HotIgneous Intruder: Obama Derangement Syndrome.
It's a self-inflicted mental illness.


Along with windmill sickness.

08 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
JackieRabbit     
Some people were just born to step on their own dicks....

08 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
Headso     
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USA! USA!

08 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
Chinchillazilla     
God, all these tears are delicious.

/Lobocraspis griseifusa is my spirit animal

08 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
jayhawk88    [TotalFark]  
It's a shame that someone in the community couldn't have taken it upon themselves to tape a message to his door saying "Sorry you missed a $20k sale, John Wall"

08 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
ashinmytomatoes     

Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.


One of my cousins is completely unhinged right now and posted some crap on Facebook about how Pres. Obama being re-elected would bring the Wrath of God down upon this country. Unfortunately the idiot has a lot of time to fume because he is home recuperating from heart surgery brought on by his failure to control his weight and Diabetes. ;?P This is the same fool who was a wastrel druggie before he became this born-again lunatic.

08 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
Whatthefark     
I wonder what the owner would do if Obama showed up at this guy's shop to buy Michelle a diamond ring.

08 Nov 2012 02:33 PM
coxinha     
"Lyons will reopen tomorrow to continue the fight against a president who seeks my demise."

Fighting with jewelry. Sounds fabulous.

08 Nov 2012 02:33 PM
Khellendros     

Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.


That's when you know you're a terrible parent - your child has a terrifying nightmare about a moderate politician being reelected.

08 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
All2morrowsparTs     
this sounds like a shrewed and brave businessman. Right up there with those stand proprietors in the market square that are taregeted for terrorist attacks in Iraq.

08 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
jayhawk88    [TotalFark]  

pag1107: Drudge is crowing about some douche in Las Vegas laying off 22 workers today because Obama won.


It'd be funny to keep track of any businesses making a stink about laying people off, then watch the want-ads/job site postings in their city for job openings a week or two later.

08 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
solitary     
Fifth graders at my kids' school said they were sorry that Obama was re-elected because he is going to raise taxes and outlaw junk food in schools.

08 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     

you are a puppet: ChipNASA: [p.twimg.com image 462x350]

12/10

Needs more "White people"


Here you go. More sad white people than the Dale Earnhardt funeral.

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tum blr.com/

08 Nov 2012 02:35 PM
Cythraul     

ashinmytomatoes: Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.

One of my cousins is completely unhinged right now and posted some crap on Facebook about how Pres. Obama being re-elected would bring the Wrath of God down upon this country. Unfortunately the idiot has a lot of time to fume because he is home recuperating from heart surgery brought on by his failure to control his weight and Diabetes. ;?P This is the same fool who was a wastrel druggie before he became this born-again lunatic.


I hope your cousin recovers. And 'born-again?' It always seems like drug addicts never really get clean. They just go from one drug to another.

08 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
KrispyKritter     
that is balls of bronze the size of church bells. does Mr.Dickless think we are not aware that jewelry, whether costume or investor grade, is marked up beyond the point of being rude? Mr.Assclown does not break a sweat restocking necklaces and ID bracelets in his ultra comfy climate control retail environment. Peckerhead McGee over here has a SWEET life in the USA but still has the gonads to biatch and moan. What a Doosh LaSuckIt if there ever was one.

--no, the Capital letters do not spell out something in code, just simmer down.

08 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
Carn     
I saw one post on facebook mentioned that California raised taxes on the wealthiest people there to 13% (from 10%) and that there will probably be fewer millionaires in California soon. Won't somebody please think of the millionaires? I really think this wealth worship is a disease.

08 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
Cythraul     

Khellendros: Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.

That's when you know you're a terrible parent - your child has a terrifying nightmare about a moderate politician being reelected.


Who knows what they're filling that poor child's head with. The kid was born into a millionaire family, and has very little to worry about. Yet, the re-election of a moderate President is for some reason terrifying. She probably has been told, or thinks that Obama is going to take away her Mom and Dad's business, or some other such nonsense.

08 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
All2morrowsparTs     
Also this guy must have done good enough in the past 4 years that he can afford a day off. What exactly is his complaint?

08 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
ashinmytomatoes     

Cythraul: ashinmytomatoes: Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.

One of my cousins is completely unhinged right now and posted some crap on Facebook about how Pres. Obama being re-elected would bring the Wrath of God down upon this country. Unfortunately the idiot has a lot of time to fume because he is home recuperating from heart surgery brought on by his failure to control his weight and Diabetes. ;?P This is the same fool who was a wastrel druggie before he became this born-again lunatic.

I hope your cousin recovers. And 'born-again?' It always seems like drug addicts never really get clean. They just go from one drug to another.


Thanks, Cy, and that is so true. I do think he has a good heart but bad parenting and genetics really messed him up.

08 Nov 2012 02:38 PM
etoof     
It amazes me the amount of power that these idiots think the President has. None of them realize that he can't do jack shiat if Congress doesn't approve.

08 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
Perducci     
Obama had four years to ruin the country and couldn't manage to do that.
Pathetic.
Bush Jr. did at least half of his damage during his first term. Now THAT was a real president!

08 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
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08 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
devilEther     
I see gun sales are skyrocketing since Obama's re-election. fricken lunatics

08 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
dv-ous     

Khellendros: Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.

That's when you know you're a terrible parent - your child has a terrifying nightmare about a moderate politician being reelected.


Yeah. At least when I give kids nightmares, it's because I showed than an above-grade-level educational documentary about something like lightning or bears.

08 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
Thunderpipes     
Business owner protests, it is bad.

Welfare sucking iPhone using people protest, it is good.

Got it.

08 Nov 2012 02:43 PM
BomberPilot     
And the Dow is down @400 points since Tuesday: change we can believe in!

Thnx #BO

08 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
I May Be Crazy But...     
SlothB77:
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"If I ever find out who stole my pants..."

08 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
SirDigbyChickenCaesar     
It's Bedford, this is the majority of jewelry sold there

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08 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
Cythraul     

Thunderpipes: Business owner protests, it is bad.

Welfare sucking iPhone using people protest, it is good.

Got it.


Ah, the trolls have arrived.

08 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
Thunderpipes     

Carn: I saw one post on facebook mentioned that California raised taxes on the wealthiest people there to 13% (from 10%) and that there will probably be fewer millionaires in California soon. Won't somebody please think of the millionaires? I really think this wealth worship is a disease.


CA is underfunded on its state pensions to the tune of 300 BILLION dollars and rising. Not sure if CA is a model of how we should do things.

08 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
grokca    [TotalFark]  
Now where is Glen Beck going to get gold?

08 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
mytdawg     
As JOB CREATORS, the White Wealthy and being as we're much more important than you could ever hope to be we'd just like to say to middle America - Thanks for selling us out you bastards.

Oh we'll still really run the country, we'll still be making money by the fistfulls and moving it offshore and we'll still have better lives than you but it won't be as good as it could have been. We could have been whiter and wealthier if not for you socialist farks.

Thanks for nothing!

08 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
JackieRabbit     

etoof: It amazes me the amount of power that these idiots think the President has. None of them realize that he can't do jack shiat if Congress doesn't approve.


The Congress has nothing to say about executive orders. Our government is one with balanced power. Each branch has its set of little tricks.

08 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
Rev. Skarekroe    [TotalFark]  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: you are a puppet: ChipNASA: [p.twimg.com image 462x350]

12/10

Needs more "White people"

Here you go. More sad white people than the Dale Earnhardt funeral.

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumb lr.com/


I feel saddest about the cake.

08 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
Ab3     

ultraholland: Obama seeks the demise of terrorists. Obama seeks the jewels demise. The jeweler is a terrorist.


What's wrong with Jewel? She was a fine singer!

08 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
doubled99     
While I fully enjoy the mockery, I wonder what calm, rational rhetoric would have been posted from my very liberal friends on Facebook if Romney had won.

"Great, we've just voted to enslave women and minorities, rape the land, and euthanize all the poor and sick."

08 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
electronsexparty     

Perducci: Obama had four years to ruin the country and couldn't manage to do that.
Pathetic.
Bush Jr. did at least half of his damage during his first term. Now THAT was a real president!


+1

Thanks for the laugh.

08 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
Thisbymaster     
I wonder if these people know that Colbert isn't' serious.

08 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
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