South Park did it.

Rarely do the words "criminal" and "mastermind" go together well outside the bounds of fiction.

Wow. That is epic levels of brazenness AND stupidity.

lol, how does the headline not mention that he stole a teleprompter. it almost makes me think hannity was behind it

BKITU: Rarely do the words "criminal" and "mastermind" go together well outside the bounds of fiction.

Days later, the equipment was found at a Holiday Inn Express near the airport.

The crime remained a mystery until federal investigators received a tip that a man had been bragging about the theft. Federal officials identified that man as 48-year-old Eric Brown.

He did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

In before:

And I was trying to quote Xanadian. Fail.

FTFA:
"Nowadays you have technology that states and the Feds can subpoena. They can go back and look at the date of the theft and see if the suspect's phone was in that area. It looks like they did that in this case, which makes it tougher to defend."

That's some farked up stuff. Everybody knows you always use a pre-paid wally world phone whilst stealing box trucks.

What I find more interesting is the fact that stuff that would be placed near the President went unguarded. The SS goes to a lot of trouble to make sure his surroundings are safe, and the podium he's going to stand at was left unattended in a parking lot?

Obama without his teleprompter? That speech must have had at least 30 times the amount of "um's" and "uhs" as usual!

Why Would I Read the Article: Obama without his teleprompter? That speech must have had at least 30 times the amount of "um's" and "uhs" as usual!

Heyoooo!

Why Would I Read the Article: Obama without his teleprompter? That speech must have had at least 30 times the amount of "um's" and "uhs" as usual!

fail thread

jjorsett: What I find more interesting is the fact that stuff that would be placed near the President went unguarded. The SS goes to a lot of trouble to make sure his surroundings are safe, and the podium he's going to stand at was left unattended in a parking lot?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ So Much This.

"Anytime you're talking President of the United States, there's a possibility sensitive information may be involved, so that's why it was investigated so thoroughly," said CBS 6 legal analyst Todd Stone.

I wonder how much they spent on "investigating."

I bet they could have bought over 9000 replacements.

It's ok. According to the constitution, if something happens to Obama's teleprompter, Biden's teleprompter is first in the line of succession.

In other, completely unrelated news, cell phone companies are holding tracking data on you going back years. Who needs a tin foil hat?

Good thing no one ever predicted that.

they only caught him because he was Brown.

\Always after the Brown man...

\\Why do think I did it? 'cuz I'm..... Brown?

Wait....

Doesn't the US government own the equipment, and in turn the people?

I don't think he can take it with him when he leaves...

So, this guy was just taking his stuff back!

KrispyKritter: jjorsett: What I find more interesting is the fact that stuff that would be placed near the President went unguarded. The SS goes to a lot of trouble to make sure his surroundings are safe, and the podium he's going to stand at was left unattended in a parking lot?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ So Much This.

They were probably hooking up with some Columbian hookers.

but the affidavit states the feds' smoking gun was a cell phone.

He just wanted his Obamaphone.

Extinguish meeeeeeeee!!!

groppet: KrispyKritter: jjorsett: What I find more interesting is the fact that stuff that would be placed near the President went unguarded. The SS goes to a lot of trouble to make sure his surroundings are safe, and the podium he's going to stand at was left unattended in a parking lot?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ So Much This.

They were probably hooking up with some Columbian hookers.

I HOPE they're better looking than *dry heave* RICHMOND hookers...

Surely you realize that your success has made you some bitter enemies?
Obama: [laughs] Revenge? You? I am OBAMA! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG! My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears! The shock of my tail, an A-10 thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!

You stand *on* a podium.

You stand *behind* a lectern.

hypocaffeinemia: You stand *on* a podium.

You stand *behind* a lectern.

You stand *above* an intern.

Fast Thick Pants: hypocaffeinemia: You stand *on* a podium.

You stand *behind* a lectern.

You stand *above* an intern.

You stand *in front* of...nevermind

blatz514: Fast Thick Pants: hypocaffeinemia: You stand *on* a podium.

You stand *behind* a lectern.

You stand *above* an intern.

You stand *in front* of...nevermind

A jury?

blatz514: Fast Thick Pants: hypocaffeinemia: You stand *on* a podium.

You stand *behind* a lectern.

You stand *above* an intern.

You stand *in front* of...nevermind

A firing squad?

Fano: Surely you realize that your success has made you some bitter enemies?
Obama: [laughs] Revenge? You? I am OBAMA! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG! My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears! The shock of my tail, an A-10 thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!

Karl Rove: "Dwarves? Now that's a supper!"

ChipNASA: In before: [www.newzbreaker.com image 280x146]

Pretty much. There's a link here on Fark to a Las Vegas employer who laid off 22 of his 114 employees in anticipation of the crushing Obama taxes coming. The comments section following the story are like science fiction, depicting some strange parallel Earth.

boarch: FTFA:
"Nowadays you have technology that states and the Feds can subpoena. They can go back and look at the date of the theft and see if the suspect's phone was in that area. It looks like they did that in this case, which makes it tougher to defend."

That's some farked up stuff. Everybody knows you always use a pre-paid wally world phone whilst stealing box trucks.

Or just turn the damn thing off.....

Fast Thick Pants: hypocaffeinemia: You stand *on* a podium.

You stand *behind* a lectern.

You stand *above* an intern.

You stand *on* a soapbox.