| Humans first made projectile weapons 71,000 years ago, immediately started arguing over whether flung stones killed people or big hairy people killed people |
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| Kingly Weevil Obama will send his time squad back in time to take their primitive guns away legally because they aren't yet covered by the second amendment and therefore it's legal and via time stream butterfly effect will prevent the invention of guns thereby taking guns away from every citizen of the modern world legally and preventing their invention altogether yall shoulda voted for romney |
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| TabASlotB
You'll have to pry Grog's atlatl from Grog's cold, dead hands. |
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| Hershey Highway Patrol
Neanderthal Rifle Association |
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| somedude210 Neanderthal Rock-throwing Association |
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| MaudlinMutantMollusk NO on rock registration! |
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| Sock Ruh Tease
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| dittybopper |
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| Treygreen13 Stones don't kill people, nuh-uh. I kill people. WITH STONES. |
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| Spiralmonkey Han shot first. /wait, they mean a long time ago not far far away? Ok, carry on. |
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| KingKauff "You just killed a man!" "No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him" |
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| Marquis de Sod
Came for 2001 segue /leaving disappointed |
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| RoyHobbs22
Those crazy rock collectors were also concerned about their jerbs and the Bildeboulders. |
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| protectyourlimbs
Kingly Weevil: Obama will send his time squad back in time to take their primitive guns away legally because they aren't yet covered by the second amendment and therefore it's legal and via time stream butterfly effect will prevent the invention of guns thereby taking guns away from every citizen of the modern world legally and preventing their invention altogether yall shoulda voted for romney NOW you tell me??? |
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| CygnusDarius
It's all sticks to me. How did the art of weaponry started? It started with our ancestors holding a giant stick. Then, someone had the idea to add a rock to that giant stick, someone else decided to sharpen that rock in the stick, but it was a stick still the same, and then someone decided to make a longer stick with a pointy end. A few years later, a stick with a string was invented to throw little pointed sticks, and then someone made a sharp stick with metal, and all of a sudden, we foguth against each other with metal pointy, sharpened sticks. Several years later, someone had the bright idea to make a hollow metal stick, and with black powder, use it to throw even tinier sticks made of lead. Now we have self-propelled sticks that can destroy cities. So, Hail The Stick! |
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| Treygreen13 CygnusDarius: How did the art of weaponry started? |
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| MBooda
Marquis de Sod: Came for 2001 segue /leaving disappointed Sorry, lumbered over here from the water hole as fast as I could! /at'lat'l show 'em |
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| Leeds
I always wondered how long "long long ago" was. Evidently Han is 71,000 years old now, huh? |
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| whither_apophis I'm listening to Also Sprach Zarathustra right now so I'm getting a kick out of this. |
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| iheartscotch
You'll take my pointy stick when you pry it from my cold, dead hands. |
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| MBooda
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| Snarcoleptic_Hoosier I have my spear to keep government out of my cave! |
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| iheartscotch
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| Sin_City_Superhero This is such bullshiat! Everybody knows that the Earth is only 6,000 years old. It must be true, 'cause the GOP told me so. |
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| CygnusDarius
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| kodiax2
So humans were around for 80,000 years before one of them finally figured out how to make an arrow. |
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| wippit
"Let 'em all go to hell, except Cave 76!" |
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| Treygreen13 CygnusDarius: Treygreen13: CygnusDarius: How did the art of weaponry started? It started with sitkcs! And babbys!. I am truely sorry for your lots. |
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| Deep Contact
Evidence of a huge battle 70,000 years ago. |
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| leonel
Now is not the right time to talk about flung rock control. |
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| MBooda
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| Therion |
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| Englebert Slaptyback
MBooda leonel: Now is not the right time to talk about flung rock control. Sez you. JEHOVAH! *runs away* |
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| dittybopper Deep Contact: Evidence of a huge battle 70,000 years ago. [grades.tapity.com image 800x600] Actually, I see some nice hammerstones in there. |
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| dittybopper Therion: CygnusDarius: So, Hail The Stick! And hail their Order! [farm4.static.flickr.com image 334x500] Piss-poor form. The littlebopper was better back when he was 5 years old: |
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| Agent Smiths Laugh
See the best policy is to make rocks real expensive... ![]() Oh...maybe that's why nobody shoots each other with diamonds... /me and a friend have a long standing assertion that all mankind has ever really done is kill each other with progressively more impressive rocks |
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dcigary ![]() /seriously - do I have to do everything around here? |
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| Agent Smiths Laugh
Deep Contact: Evidence of a huge battle 70,000 years ago. [grades.tapity.com image 800x600] Happy fun rock is hiding in that picture. |
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| mdeesnuts
+1 Subby. |
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| Bad Man
Deep Contact: Evidence of a huge battle 70,000 years ago. [grades.tapity.com image 800x600] Thank you for the laugh. |
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| Zafler
Therion: CygnusDarius: So, Hail The Stick! And hail their Order! [farm4.static.flickr.com image 334x500] There is Order of the Stick cosplay? I'm so confused. |
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| wippit
kodiax2: So humans were around for 80,000 years before one of them finally figured out how to make an arrow. Well, see... bow are martial weapons. Clubs and short spears, they're simple weapons. Humans needed to level so they could take a martial weapon proficiency |
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| Aikidogamer
CygnusDarius: It's all sticks to me. How did the art of weaponry started? It started with our ancestors holding a giant stick. Then, someone had the idea to add a rock to that giant stick, someone else decided to sharpen that rock in the stick, but it was a stick still the same, and then someone decided to make a longer stick with a pointy end. A few years later, a stick with a string was invented to throw little pointed sticks, and then someone made a sharp stick with metal, and all of a sudden, we foguth against each other with metal pointy, sharpened sticks. Several years later, someone had the bright idea to make a hollow metal stick, and with black powder, use it to throw even tinier sticks made of lead. Now we have self-propelled sticks that can destroy cities. So, Hail The Stick! Epic! |
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| Aikidogamer
wippit: kodiax2: So humans were around for 80,000 years before one of them finally figured out how to make an arrow. Well, see... bow are martial weapons. Clubs and short spears, they're simple weapons. Humans needed to level so they could take a martial weapon proficiency thAC0 was used back then though... |
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| dittybopper Agent Smiths Laugh: me and a friend have a long standing assertion that all mankind has ever really done is kill each other with progressively more impressive rocks There is no species of fauna that man hasn't come into contact with that he hasn't been able to kill with something as simple as a pointed stick. It's kind of the hallmark of our species. |
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| dittybopper dittybopper: Agent Smiths Laugh: me and a friend have a long standing assertion that all mankind has ever really done is kill each other with progressively more impressive rocks There is no species of fauna that man has It's kind of the hallmark of our species. FTFM. |
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| The more you eat the more you fart
Mama, just killed a man Put a rock against his head Pulled my bowstring, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooo Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters |
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| ISO15693
Mama I just stoned a man Flung a rock against his head knocked him down and now he's dead |
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| ISO15693
The more you eat the more you fart: Mama, just killed a man Put a rock against his head Pulled my bowstring, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooo Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters I hate you, lol. |
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