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   Woman accused of knocking out 10-year-old sister after whipping her with extension cord in fight over Cheetos. They warned us they were dangerously cheesy

08 Nov 2012 01:24 PM   |   5946 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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Ebenator     
Coont.

08 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
boarch     
I farking hate cheetos too

08 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
Pair-o-Dice     
With a convenient pic of what a bag of Cheetos may look like.

08 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
In before:

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08 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
The Muthaship     
Can the MailOnline please run one more story about the VS lingerie show? I only see about 20 on the list.

08 Nov 2012 01:30 PM
epoch_destroi     
Just gonna point out that according to the article, she has been responsible for her sister since she was 16 and her sister was 4. Not saying that it makes anything she did right, but maybe if we didn't have such farked up deportation laws that allowed for a parent to be shipped home and the care of a child to be dependant on another child, we could help avoid sad situations like this.

08 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
theesir     
The Cheetos in question have been brought in for questioning
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08 Nov 2012 01:32 PM
Blackneto    [TotalFark]  
They White?

Phew...

08 Nov 2012 01:32 PM
Pair-o-Dice     
Mejia was arrested and is now in jail on a $60,000 bond.

Dayum! Seems a little steep.

08 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
Slartibeerfest     
White? They're obviously orange.

08 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
The Muthaship     

epoch_destroi: Just gonna point out that according to the article, she has been responsible for her sister since she was 16 and her sister was 4. Not saying that it makes anything she did right, but maybe if we didn't have such farked up deportation laws that allowed for a parent to be shipped home and the care of a child to be dependant on another child, we could help avoid sad situations like this.


I agree, the kids should be in Honduras, too.

08 Nov 2012 01:34 PM
Mock26    [TotalFark]  
What is this country coming to, when two sisters cannot have a good-natured tussle with each other? I had many fights with my brother growing up, some of which got more than a bit bloody, and no one called the cops.

08 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
titwrench     

epoch_destroi: Just gonna point out that according to the article, she has been responsible for her sister since she was 16 and her sister was 4. Not saying that it makes anything she did right, but maybe if we didn't have such farked up deportation laws that allowed for a parent to be shipped home and the care of a child to be dependant on another child, we could help avoid sad situations like this.


Maybe our importation laws should have kept them out in the first place.

08 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
Krowdaddy Chixdiggit     

ChipNASA: In before:

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Yes PLEASE!

08 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
protectyourlimbs     

theesir: The Cheetos in question have been brought in for questioning
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Probably just get off with a warning, now if those were Skittles...

08 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
Pair-o-Dice     

Mock26: What is this country coming to, when two sisters cannot have a good-natured tussle with each other? I had many fights with my brother growing up, some of which got more than a bit bloody, and no one called the cops.


This. Me and my older brother used to beat the hell out of each other. No cops.
Parents would say "Cut that sh*t out! Go to your rooms!!"

08 Nov 2012 01:44 PM
The Muthaship     

Pair-o-Dice: Mock26: What is this country coming to, when two sisters cannot have a good-natured tussle with each other? I had many fights with my brother growing up, some of which got more than a bit bloody, and no one called the cops.

This. Me and my older brother used to beat the hell out of each other. No cops.
Parents would say "Cut that sh*t out! Go to your rooms!!"


I know you're kidding, but this chick is 23 and the kid is 10. And the kid was KTFO.

08 Nov 2012 01:46 PM
InfrasonicTom     
Crunchy or puffed?


See what Colorado has to look forward to?

08 Nov 2012 01:49 PM
DrZiffle     
IF I WEREN'T IN THIS WHEELCHAIR...!

08 Nov 2012 01:56 PM
Mock26    [TotalFark]  

The Muthaship: Pair-o-Dice: Mock26: What is this country coming to, when two sisters cannot have a good-natured tussle with each other? I had many fights with my brother growing up, some of which got more than a bit bloody, and no one called the cops.

This. Me and my older brother used to beat the hell out of each other. No cops.
Parents would say "Cut that sh*t out! Go to your rooms!!"

I know you're kidding, but this chick is 23 and the kid is 10. And the kid was KTFO.


The little sister just did not know her place!

:-D

08 Nov 2012 01:57 PM
jafiwam     
Extension cords are an oft under-rated and overlooked expedient weapon that every household doubtless has.

For extra fun, use a heavy duty computer tower cord and slightly sharpen the plug "male" ends and duct tape several together.

08 Nov 2012 02:00 PM
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker     
Do we know why she got so mad that the little girl went and bought some Cheeto's? Is she allergic to the cheese dust? Did she spend their last $100 that was going to be groceries for the week on one bag of Cheetos? I think there is more to the story than what we are being told. You don't knock an 11 year old out without a good reason.

08 Nov 2012 02:08 PM
Belias     
First result of recreational marijuana laws, clearly.

08 Nov 2012 02:15 PM
dabbletech     

boarch: I farking hate cheetos too


May I have yours?

/crunchy only, please

08 Nov 2012 03:20 PM
KrispyKritter     

titwrench: epoch_destroi: Just gonna point out that according to the article, she has been responsible for her sister since she was 16 and her sister was 4. Not saying that it makes anything she did right, but maybe if we didn't have such farked up deportation laws that allowed for a parent to be shipped home and the care of a child to be dependant on another child, we could help avoid sad situations like this.

Maybe our importation laws should have kept them out in the first place.


+1 titwrench

08 Nov 2012 03:25 PM
Kangaroo_Ralph     
10 year old should have chosen drop cloth. Drop cloth always wins these things.

Link

08 Nov 2012 03:46 PM
Another Government Employee     

Belias: First result of recreational marijuana laws, clearly.


That's more like Crack talking.

08 Nov 2012 03:53 PM
Old Man Winter    [TotalFark]  
♫ I whip my extension cords back and forth... ♫

08 Nov 2012 04:06 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Mock26: What is this country coming to, when two sisters cannot have a good-natured tussle with each other? I had many fights with my brother growing up, some of which got more than a bit bloody, and no one called the cops.


I threw a scissors and a whole watermelon and my brother once.

/not at the same time
//mom was more pissed about the watermelon than the fight

08 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
chatikh     
Wow, best food joke I've heard all week. Good job subby.

08 Nov 2012 08:35 PM
Ex-Texan     
Mejia? Houston?Not White by a long shot.

09 Nov 2012 01:37 AM
farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
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09 Nov 2012 02:10 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
"don't break out the Cheetos" cause pots not legal yet

09 Nov 2012 06:53 AM
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