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   Mayor steps down from his other job as high school principal because A) Conflict of interest B) Didn't have enough time to spend with family or C) He was caught offering promotions to teachers in exchange for sex

08 Nov 2012 02:43 PM   |   7052 clicks   |   WPBF West Palm Beach
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The Muthaship     
It works better than offering to fire them.

08 Nov 2012 02:45 PM
p4p3rm4t3     

The Muthaship: It works better than offering to fire them.


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08 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
Roc Brasiliano     
Geez, you would think that someone by now would have figured out a way to do this without being caught...

08 Nov 2012 02:46 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

p4p3rm4t3: [img442.imageshack.us image 278x182]


I was going to go with, "Yo dawg I heard you like farking your underlings"

08 Nov 2012 02:48 PM
H31N0US     

The Muthaship: It works better than offering to fire them.


Hi did.

And he is still mayor.

08 Nov 2012 02:48 PM
hammettman     
Principal and Mayor. If only he'd been the sheriff and judge, he could have avoided prosecution.

08 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  
He's got it bad. Got it bad. Got it bad. He's hot for teachers.

08 Nov 2012 02:49 PM
The Muthaship     

H31N0US: The Muthaship: It works better than offering to fire them.

Hi did.

And he is still mayor.


The article said he offered inducements, not that he threatened reprisals. He's all carrot, no stick.

08 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
Pair-o-Dice     
At least he's not farking the students, so there's that.

08 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
tortilla burger     
I thought it was more like sex in celebration of the promotion, right? It's totally not the same thing.

08 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
Wittenberg Dropout     
That's our favorite battleground state!

08 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
ShoeKing     
Crap, I can't find this in the teacher student matrix. Quick, someone tell me if I should be outraged or turned on...?

08 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
kvinesknows     
but did any of the teachers accept his proposals?

08 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
The Muthaship     

tortilla burger: I thought it was more like sex in celebration of the promotion, right? It's totally not the same thing.


Interviews of promotion finalists:

Principal: Can we celebrate your new promotion with some hot nookie in the teachers' lounge?

Candidate: No

Principal: Next!

08 Nov 2012 02:53 PM
Rapmaster2000     
I offer sex to waitresses in exchange for comps on my bill. I think it's a fair deal.

08 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
How could they be so ungrateful? They were getting a promotion. All they had to do is come up with a snarlin' gnarlin'.

08 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
RandomAxe    [TotalFark]  
The Muthaship: The article said he offered inducements, not that he threatened reprisals.

It's a short article. Read it again.

Frankly, he should be fired from both jobs for being so stupid that he'd do this dumbass shiat by text message. Then he can go to jail for the sexual harrassment -- and assault, if, in Florida, extorting sex by means of a threat constitutes assault. I forget.

08 Nov 2012 02:55 PM
The Muthaship     

RandomAxe: Read it again.


Damn, I must've stopped mid-sentence!

In my defense, I was just going by the headline when first shot my mouth off.

Yeah, he needs to be out of both offices.

08 Nov 2012 02:56 PM
stevarooni    [TotalFark]  
Zephyrhills? I had that once, but penicillin cleared it right up!

08 Nov 2012 02:57 PM
Satanic_Hamster     
Eh. At least he wasn't sleeping with the students.

08 Nov 2012 02:57 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

The Muthaship: He's all carrot, no stick.


Rule 34

08 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
The Muthaship     

Fark Rye For Many Whores: The Muthaship: He's all carrot, no stick.

Rule 34


And this is why we hover over links before clicking.....

08 Nov 2012 03:06 PM
GranoblasticMan     
What's with the crazy in Zephyrhills? Must be something in the water...

08 Nov 2012 03:12 PM
Jument     
I will need pics of the teachers in question in order to calibrate my outrage.

08 Nov 2012 03:13 PM
KrispyKritter     
and if this wasn't a country full of gun owning pussies this clown would be getting his balls beat real bad by several boyfriends, husbands, fathers and brothers of teachers. he deserves to be found in a ditch. write a news article on that, let it serve as a warning to others.

/ITG

08 Nov 2012 03:17 PM
Mock26    [TotalFark]  
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08 Nov 2012 03:18 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
I found this little nugget at the bottom of the page. Wanted to submit it as a Fark ready headline but it's an auto-play

/warning, it's an auto-play

they were blowing this dog away

08 Nov 2012 03:19 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     

blatz514: they were blowing this dog away


Rule 3-

No. No I just can't go looking for that. No.

08 Nov 2012 03:22 PM
midigod     

blatz514: they were blowing this dog away

"He was wearing a threatening shirt"


08 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
JackieRabbit     
Oh, teacher I need you,
Like a little child,
You got something in you,
To drive a schoolboy principal/mayor wild!


/astounded that educated men can be this stupid in 2012

08 Nov 2012 03:29 PM
rgs1965     
Poor fella. They misunderstood him when he said he wanted them on his personal staff.

08 Nov 2012 03:33 PM
Leeds     
So how many promotions did hi give out over the past couple of years?

// I'd hate to read this article if my wife worked at that school and she got a raise in the past year or so...

08 Nov 2012 03:34 PM
Gabrielmot     
You know, this is actually *good* news...

20 years ago, this same type of asshole would have done the same thing, but he wouldn't have texted the women to do it and it would have been their word against the mayor/principal.

Luckily technology allows idiots to incriminate themselves.

08 Nov 2012 03:35 PM
H31N0US     

The Muthaship: H31N0US: The Muthaship: It works better than offering to fire them.

Hi did.

And he is still mayor.

The article said he offered inducements, not that he threatened reprisals. He's all carrot, no stick.

...sent text messages offering career boosts in exchange for sex and threatened them if they refused.


There's the stick.

08 Nov 2012 03:38 PM
The Muthaship     

H31N0US: There's the stick.


Yeah, sorry about that.

I'm a skimmer.

08 Nov 2012 03:39 PM
ISO15693     
Pricipal mayor caught pantsof that has stopped soliciting. Offer stepdown? WPBF says yes.

08 Nov 2012 03:41 PM
ObscureNameHere     

The Muthaship: I'm a skimmer.


And swimmer

And drive a 'Bimmer'

Don't want to hurt no one...

/random Steve Miller chanelling is random

08 Nov 2012 04:01 PM
DMZ DEATH     

Mock26:


Hahahaha awesome

08 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  

Jument: I will need pics of the teachers in question in order to calibrate my outrage.


here ya go

scroll down

08 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
Sin_City_Superhero    [TotalFark]  

H31N0US: The Muthaship: H31N0US: The Muthaship: It works better than offering to fire them.

Hi did.

And he is still mayor.

The article said he offered inducements, not that he threatened reprisals. He's all carrot, no stick.

...sent text messages offering career boosts in exchange for sex and threatened them if they refused.

There's the stick.


Pretty sure the "stick" is in his pants.

08 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
DeathByGeekSquad     
Better with him than with his students, right?

08 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
Ashrams     
Sex and Politics go hand in hand.
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08 Nov 2012 04:17 PM
kvinesknows     

blatz514: Jument: I will need pics of the teachers in question in order to calibrate my outrage.

here ya go

scroll down


sorta want... who am I kidding.. bring them all on down even Ms Webb.. as long as I get Ms Sprigg and Ms Swails.

08 Nov 2012 04:18 PM
telejester     
Jument: I will need pics of the teachers in question in order to calibrate my outrage.

here ya go

scroll down


I don't have very high standards, but jeez...that's some weak trim.

08 Nov 2012 04:22 PM
groppet     

Gabrielmot: You know, this is actually *good* news...

20 years ago, this same type of asshole would have done the same thing, but he wouldn't have texted the women to do it and it would have been their word against the mayor/principal.

Luckily technology allows idiots to incriminate themselves.


This. Same thing happend to an old boss of mine he was a royal douche. Demoted good people (myself included) filled the positions with his buddies and expected the people he demoted to show the new people what to do. He terrorized our region for a little over 2 years but one night he got drunk at a corporate event and started texting and leaving voicemails on a hot account reps phone. he was gone in 2 days after that.

08 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
Resident Muslim     

ISO15693: Pricipal mayor caught pantsof that has stopped soliciting. Offer stepdown? WPBF says yes.


It took so long?!
What is happening to the Fark I know??

/was gonna post it myself if I didn't find it
//wouldn't have done such a good job

08 Nov 2012 04:48 PM
DownDaRiver     
He sounds as though he is just kinda behind in the times
That used to be perfectly acceptable and expected behavior
Women knew it going in and they went along with it because they knew they should
I feel if he was sent to a couple of HR courses on work place decorum he could catch up and be a perfectly fine leader

08 Nov 2012 04:50 PM
zulius     

blatz514: Jument: I will need pics of the teachers in question in order to calibrate my outrage.

here ya go

scroll down


Sort of want...some of those, most of those, not so much....

08 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
duenor     

KrispyKritter: and if this wasn't a country full of gun owning pussies this clown would be getting his balls beat real bad by several boyfriends, husbands, fathers and brothers of teachers. he deserves to be found in a ditch. write a news article on that, let it serve as a warning to others.

/ITG


Most gun owners are I know are anything but that.
They also tend to be quite adverse to violence if it can be avoided at all.

Try going on a gun owner's forum (like Calguns or THR). You'll notice that those who brag about slapping steel are quickly ridiculed for escalating situations. Then again, considering you are advocating a mob lynching, you probably think that's the courageous thing to do.

08 Nov 2012 06:28 PM
HBK     

duenor: KrispyKritter: and if this wasn't a country full of gun owning pussies this clown would be getting his balls beat real bad by several boyfriends, husbands, fathers and brothers of teachers. he deserves to be found in a ditch. write a news article on that, let it serve as a warning to others.

/ITG

Most gun owners are I know are anything but that.
They also tend to be quite adverse to violence if it can be avoided at all.

Try going on a gun owner's forum (like Calguns or THR). You'll notice that those who brag about slapping steel are quickly ridiculed for escalating situations. Then again, considering you are advocating a mob lynching, you probably think that's the courageous thing to do.


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08 Nov 2012 07:14 PM
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