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08 Nov 2012 03:42 PM   |   21986 clicks   |   Foreign Policy
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WTF Indeed    [TotalFark]  
Syria is a region war between Iran the Saudis.China will transition and will do what's in the best interest of the Chinese government, which is progressive economic liberalism. Europe will become a region ruled by socialist governments whom are controlled by a Central Bank. Mali and Yemen are the same problem that can be solved with drone strikes and special forces raids.

There, now back to posting white people crying over Romney's loss.

08 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
ToxicMunkee     
Listen, we're facing 1000 years of darkness, the death of America, and my name on some celestial hotel booking to Hell (I'm still waiting on my email confirmation) and I'm supposed to care about the rest of this giant planet that doesn't revolve around the U.S.?

You're taking crazy pills.

08 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
Lando Lincoln    [TotalFark]  
A giant dark screen and a big ad shoved in my face?

08 Nov 2012 02:39 PM
Elzar     
Meh - fark the rest of the world, fark them in their stupid asses.

08 Nov 2012 03:18 PM
devilEther     
The Drudge Report auto-refreshes every 30 seconds. At least it did back when I used to visit a few years ago. Then he brags about all the hits he gets.

08 Nov 2012 03:45 PM
Vegan Meat Popsicle     
Execution by mortar fire? WTF?

Even ignoring the logistics, that seems unnecessarily expensive.

08 Nov 2012 03:45 PM
JackieRabbit     
I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it, Bob

08 Nov 2012 03:48 PM
Kanemano     
Link

High Tech, Low tech whatever it takes

08 Nov 2012 03:51 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
fark you subby. That shiat locked up my computer and I use ad block plus.

/no idea what TFA was about

08 Nov 2012 03:51 PM
midigod     
The U.S. isn't the only superpower choosing it's next leader this month

I need read no further.

08 Nov 2012 03:52 PM
cgraves67     

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Execution by mortar fire? WTF?

Even ignoring the logistics, that seems unnecessarily expensive.


Maybe the mortarmen (sappers? what the hell do they call those guys?) were going to practice anyway. This kid is shaping up to be a proper Bond villian.

08 Nov 2012 03:52 PM
TofuTheAlmighty     
What you missed while refreshing Drudge and Five Thirty Eight

Who?

08 Nov 2012 03:53 PM
bugontherug     

ToxicMunkee: Listen, we're facing 1000 years of darkness, the death of America, and my name on some celestial hotel booking to Hell (I'm still waiting on my email confirmation) and I'm supposed to care about the rest of this giant planet that doesn't revolve around the U.S.?

You're taking crazy pills.


Can some conservative please clarify for me when the thousand years of darkness is supposed to begin? Was it election day? The day after? Or will it be inauguration or some other day?

Thank you.

08 Nov 2012 03:55 PM
StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  
If the State sponsored media wanted me to know about those stories, they'd have given them 40 seconds on the nightly newz already.

08 Nov 2012 03:55 PM
Bleyo     

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Execution by mortar fire? WTF?

Even ignoring the logistics, that seems unnecessarily expensive awesome.


08 Nov 2012 03:58 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

bugontherug: ToxicMunkee: Listen, we're facing 1000 years of darkness, the death of America, and my name on some celestial hotel booking to Hell (I'm still waiting on my email confirmation) and I'm supposed to care about the rest of this giant planet that doesn't revolve around the U.S.?

You're taking crazy pills.

Can some conservative please clarify for me when the thousand years of darkness is supposed to begin? Was it election day? The day after? Or will it be inauguration or some other day?

Thank you.


It started 4 years ago. You're just so wrapped up in 0bummers glory-stink light you haven't noticed.

08 Nov 2012 03:59 PM
Killer Cars     
Everytime I read current events briefs like this or in the first few pages in a copy of The Economist, that song by Midnight Oil starts running through my head. You know, that one.

08 Nov 2012 04:00 PM
tenpoundsofcheese     
oh, don't forget that you all missed that Iran fired on a US drone that was unarmed and not in their airspace.

oh wait, you missed that because the White House chose not to report it last week.

ooppsie.

08 Nov 2012 04:00 PM
CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
He's baaaaaaaaaAaaaaack......

08 Nov 2012 04:01 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
Five three eight. ...five three eight? Five three eight.
...FOIV THREE AIT! FOIV THREE AIT!

/obscure

08 Nov 2012 04:03 PM
please     
Damn...if you make it to page two, you'll see that Pussy Riot members were sent to the gulags. Their family and lawyers don't even know here for sure. That's crazy.

08 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
LS1Bird     

tenpoundsofcheese: oh, don't forget that you all missed that Iran fired on a US drone that was unarmed and not in their airspace.

oh wait, you missed that because the White House chose not to report it last week.

ooppsie.


Do you think we would wait for a Russian or Chinese drone to enter our airspace before firing on it? I don't.

Why wouldn't Iran fire on it? We've been harassing them quite a bit lately.

08 Nov 2012 04:04 PM
jjwars1     

WTF Indeed: Syria is a region war between Iran the Saudis.China will transition and will do what's in the best interest of the Chinese government, which is progressive economic liberalism. Europe will become a region ruled by socialist governments whom are controlled by a Central Bank. Mali and Yemen are the same problem that can be solved with drone strikes and special forces raids.

There, now back to posting white people crying over Romney's loss.


Are you trying to sound like a racist black person or a white guy who is down with the homies? Or are all republicans white? Or just Romney supporters?

08 Nov 2012 04:05 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  
Someone should send this to Fartbama. If anyone has been out of the loop, it's him. Maybe he can blame it on a video.

08 Nov 2012 04:05 PM
dready zim     
Yeah, knew all that. What`s this DRUDGE?

08 Nov 2012 04:05 PM
caddisfly     

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Execution by mortar fire? WTF?

Even ignoring the logistics, that seems unnecessarily expensive.


If you're going to have target practice you need a target. I was surprised to hear the US has conducted 35 drone strikes in Yemen, and that the Yemeni government endorses the program.

08 Nov 2012 04:08 PM
Tarl3k     
tenpoundsofcheese
2012-11-08 04:00:10 PM
oh, don't forget that you all missed that Iran fired on a US drone that was unarmed and not in their airspace.

oh wait, you missed that because the White House chose not to report it last week.

Your boy lost, go be stupid somewhere else

08 Nov 2012 04:10 PM
telejester     
Syria is a region war between Iran the Saudis.China will transition and will do what's in the best interest of the Chinese government, which is progressive economic liberalism. Europe will become a region ruled by socialist governments whom are controlled by a Central Bank. Mali and Yemen are the same problem that can be solved with drone strikes and special forces raids.

There, now back to posting white people crying over Romney's loss


Know how we can tell grammar wasn't your favorite subject?

08 Nov 2012 04:12 PM
Tatarize     
538 got everything right. Drudge is constantly wrong. -- These are the two different sides? Reality vs. Crazy Town?

I wish to live in a world where reality isn't a political issue. But, sadly I live in reality where reality is a political issue.

08 Nov 2012 04:13 PM
Another Government Employee     
In other words: Same shiat. Different day.

08 Nov 2012 04:13 PM
jjwars1     

tenpoundsofcheese: oh, don't forget that you all missed that Iran fired on a US drone that was unarmed and not in their airspace.

oh wait, you missed that because the White House chose not to report it last week.

ooppsie.


Why is this worth mentioning? Is it a big deal? Should we start another war? Be pissed because we didn't know sooner? I'm genuinely curious how this is supposed to make me feel or care.

08 Nov 2012 04:16 PM
falcon176     
tl;dr of TFA from a guy that didn't read the article: I know that we, the journalists have stuck to solely spewing bullshiat about the presidential election for the past year, but it's clearly due to your lack of intelligence, not our inability to do our jobs and actually cover news events other than the major 24/7 story, and to prove this fact here's an article for you to read about how I was totally doing my job but you weren't paying attention because you're too stupid and misinformed.

08 Nov 2012 04:19 PM
Vegan Meat Popsicle     

jjwars1: Why is this worth mentioning? Is it a big deal? Should we start another war? Be pissed because we didn't know sooner? I'm genuinely curious how this is supposed to make me feel or care.


Clearly Romney would have won by that predicted landslide if the White House hadn't kept this terribly important news a secret.

IMPEACH!

08 Nov 2012 04:20 PM
devilEther     

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Someone should send this to Fartbama. If anyone has been out of the loop, it's him. Maybe he can blame it on a video.


somebody needs a hug.

08 Nov 2012 04:20 PM
Hector Remarkable    [TotalFark]  
I didn't miss anything, I heard all about the Romway/Alabama fight.

08 Nov 2012 04:22 PM
ChipNASA     
I'll just leave this here for future reference:

i.imgur.comView Full Size

08 Nov 2012 04:27 PM
WordyGrrl     
War continues in the Middle East, gas and groceries are expensive, technology continues to amaze and children don't show enough respect for their elders.

Cut and paste for next year.

08 Nov 2012 04:27 PM
tenpoundsofcheese     

LS1Bird: tenpoundsofcheese: oh, don't forget that you all missed that Iran fired on a US drone that was unarmed and not in their airspace.

oh wait, you missed that because the White House chose not to report it last week.

ooppsie.


Why wouldn't Iran fire on it?
oh, I don't know, but maybe when you fire on someone else's military equipment when they aren't even in your country, people think that is a bad idea, ya know, that whole provocation or act of war thing.


08 Nov 2012 04:28 PM
ciberido     

ToxicMunkee: Listen, we're facing 1000 years of darkness, the death of America, and my name on some celestial hotel booking to Hell (I'm still waiting on my email confirmation) and I'm supposed to care about the rest of this giant planet that doesn't revolve around the U.S.?

You're taking crazy pills.


www.kylerutkin.comView Full Size


I know that feel, bro. I know that feel.

08 Nov 2012 04:29 PM
DontMakeMeComeBackThere     
I ask this in all seriousness: What the hell is " Five Thirty Eight"?

08 Nov 2012 04:30 PM
ghare     

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Someone should send this to Fartbama. If anyone has been out of the loop, it's him. Maybe he can blame it on a video.


Awww, how precious are you?

/Your sadness fills me with joy

08 Nov 2012 04:31 PM
nytmare     

ChipNASA: I'll just leave this here for future reference:

[i.imgur.com image 504x360]


So you're saying that everything that happens is not only bad, but also Obama's fault.

08 Nov 2012 04:32 PM
Zombie DJ     
Man, that first picture got to me.
I just want a world where kids can be kids.

08 Nov 2012 04:38 PM
PC LOAD LETTER    [TotalFark]  

tenpoundsofcheese: oh, don't forget that you all missed that Iran fired on a US drone that was unarmed and not in their airspace.

oh wait, you missed that because the White House chose not to report it last week.

ooppsie.


How does it feel to lose so handily? Does it hurt? Please tell me how much it hurts. Wait (zzzzzzip), ok, now tell me.

08 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  

WordyGrrl: War continues in the Middle East, gas and groceries are expensive, technology continues to amaze and children don't show enough respect for their elders.

Cut and paste for next year.


there's a presidential election next year?

I'm leaving.

08 Nov 2012 04:40 PM
Why Would I Read the Article     
nytmare: So you're saying that everything that happens is not only bad, but also Obama's fault.

Only if you completely miss the point.

08 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
OldManDownDRoad     

Zombie DJ: Man, that first picture got to me.
I just want a world where kids can be kids.


You want depressing?

Latest photos from Syria.

Go ahead and pour four fingers into your favorite glass. I'll be doing that when I get home.

08 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
INeedAName     
I'm really glad some of the trollier Farkers have come back. Where were you guys Tuesday? We missed you!

08 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
ciberido     

tenpoundsofcheese: oh, don't forget that you all missed that Iran fired on a US drone that was unarmed and not in their airspace.

oh wait, you missed that because the White House chose not to report it last week.

ooppsie.


It's cute that you think this is some big revelation that's gonna rock everybody's world.

08 Nov 2012 04:48 PM
iaazathot     

INeedAName: I'm really glad some of the trollier Farkers have come back. Where were you guys Tuesday? We missed you!


I am pretty sure they were curled in a fetal position in a corner under a box muttering and whimpering. That's how I like to picture it.

08 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
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