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   Gov. Christie says New Jersey stinks even worse than it usually does

08 Nov 2012 04:40 PM   |   6020 clicks   |   NBC New York
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Tom_Slick     
Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey

08 Nov 2012 04:41 PM
H31N0US     
Normally I would come in here and defend the Garden State in threads like these.

But I got nothin'. This place sucks.

08 Nov 2012 04:43 PM
Fissile     
When I was a kid, it was much worse......I can remember when the Passaic River caught fire.


/Get off my lawn.

08 Nov 2012 04:43 PM
zato_ichi     
He should try washing under his chins more.

DNRTFA

08 Nov 2012 04:44 PM
beezeltown     
50 million gallons of raw sewage a day? That's like what, a 10% increase over normal?

/NJ stinks

08 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
MBooda     
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/search your nasal passages, you know it to be true

08 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
Orgasmatron138     
Not sure if this has shown up elsewhere on FARK, but mayor Corey Booker is killing it:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11 /08/cory-booker-hot-pockets_n_20 9 2772.html

08 Nov 2012 04:45 PM
Ashrams     
gangnam style

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08 Nov 2012 04:46 PM
MBooda     
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08 Nov 2012 04:46 PM
make me some tea    [TotalFark]  
Oh please make this a Guido thread.

08 Nov 2012 04:56 PM
blatz514    [TotalFark]  
So it's kinda like this:

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08 Nov 2012 04:58 PM
UsikFark     
Does the water tingle on your face for a refreshing burst in the morning?

08 Nov 2012 05:02 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
You can't blame that on me this time.

08 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
protectyourlimbs     
no surprise, its like dogs, they smell worse when wet...

08 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
MBooda     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You can't blame that on me this time.


It was just you and me in the elevator.

08 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

MBooda: It was just you and me in the elevator.


... you're saying it was the elevator, then?

You shouldn't give it the shaft.

08 Nov 2012 05:17 PM
Hebjamn     
One additional smell that people will be enduring soon, if they aren't already, is the smell from food rotting in refrigerators.

One of the strangest phenomena following Katrina was the discovery that no matter what was in a refrigerator when the power went out, they all smelled EXACTLY the same when they started to rot. That smell permeated the whole city for about 2 months after The Thing. Then, for the next 2 or 3 months, you'd smell it again once every couple of days and it was exactly the same stank as before.

08 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
protectyourlimbs     

MBooda: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You can't blame that on me this time.

It was just you and me in the elevator.


Link

08 Nov 2012 05:24 PM
MBooda     

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MBooda: It was just you and me in the elevator.

... you're saying it was the elevator, then?

You shouldn't give it the shaft.


When it comes to elevators, Otis always gets the shaft.
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/squeeeeeee

08 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
Ashrams     
Just tell Snooki to close her legs, problem solved.
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08 Nov 2012 05:25 PM
ttc2301     
Like shiat it does...

/got nothin'

08 Nov 2012 05:27 PM
Guido Libido     

make me some tea: Oh please make this a Guido thread.


You rang?

/Lurking lurker lurks lurkfully.

08 Nov 2012 05:31 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
to the tune of "Oklahoma."

Neeew Jesery where the stench comes roaring down your throat.

08 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
KrispyKritter     
The Skylands Manor at Ringwood N.J.:

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suck on it haters


hotlink

08 Nov 2012 05:36 PM
The Irresponsible Captain    [TotalFark]  
So, the sewage is covering the smell of dumped bodies?

08 Nov 2012 05:50 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

protectyourlimbs: Link


*snert*


MBooda: When it comes to elevators, Otis always gets the shaft.
www.themovielists.com


Yes, but only in Otisburg.

08 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
Even atheists believe that hurricane Sandy was sent by God as punishment for "Jersey Shore."

08 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
Mad Scientist     
The gov just needs a hot shower. Problem solved.

/sorry for that mental image.

08 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
Tillmaster     
We can help each other: mean-spirited bastards.

http://06880danwoog.com/2012/11/03/ha rd-hit-westport-helps-even-worse - off-new-jersey-and-staten-island/

08 Nov 2012 06:15 PM
Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  

KrispyKritter: The Skylands Manor at Ringwood N.J.:

suck on it haters


What are we supposed to suck on? The fact that you have a large building in NJ? Congratulations?

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Greatings from california. Hearst Castle says hi.

08 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
KrispyKritter     
Castle Edward, Lake Hopatcong NJ:

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Honest Bender, pardon me all to hell for having a little Jersey pride.

08 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  

KrispyKritter: Honest Bender, pardon me all to hell for having a little Jersey pride.


Only if you'll pardon me for having pride in my own, much better state, good sir.

08 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
unfarkingbelievable     

Honest Bender: KrispyKritter: Honest Bender, pardon me all to hell for having a little Jersey pride.

Only if you'll pardon me for having pride in my own, much better state, good sir.


Your state is shaped like New Jersey, but we were here as a state first. Before you had your lalaland "business," it started here in New Jersey. So suck it, wannabe.

08 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
unfarkingbelievable     

Ashrams: Just tell Snooki to close her legs, problem solved.
[www.chronicle.su image 370x278]


Yeah, except she's from New York. I imagine the fetid cum-and-tuna sandwich rot stink is stronger around Poughkeepsie.

08 Nov 2012 06:45 PM
Delawheredad    [TotalFark]  
I grew up on Long Beach Island. It would have been paradise had its townships the ability to ban tourists and homeowners from Northern New Jersey and New York. Those are the folks that give Jersey a bad name. The Jersey shore guidos were from New York.

08 Nov 2012 06:48 PM
bwilson27     

Ashrams: Just tell Snooki to close her legs, problem solved.
[www.chronicle.su image 370x278]


I'd almost betray the human race and say she looks hittable there.

08 Nov 2012 06:48 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel     
Snooki, guidos, passaic river..we hit em all. NJ is a shiathole. Move along now.......

08 Nov 2012 06:53 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel     

bwilson27: Ashrams: Just tell Snooki to close her legs, problem solved.
[www.chronicle.su image 370x278]

I'd almost betray the human race and say she looks hittable there.


Well, if you did hit that, we'd have to Soylent Green your ass. So, don't hit that.

08 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
bwilson27     

Lt. Cheese Weasel:


Well, if you did hit that, we'd have to Soylent Green your ass. So, don't hit that.


I'm ok now. I think I sobered up a bit.
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08 Nov 2012 07:14 PM
H31N0US     

unfarkingbelievable: Honest Bender: KrispyKritter: Honest Bender, pardon me all to hell for having a little Jersey pride.

Only if you'll pardon me for having pride in my own, much better state, good sir.

Your state is shaped like New Jersey, but we were here as a state first. Before you had your lalaland "business," it started here in New Jersey. So suck it, wannabe.


Plus the only people in Hollywood worth a damn are from NJ.

08 Nov 2012 07:44 PM
Jerseysteve22     
JERSEY THREAD!

08 Nov 2012 08:19 PM
Surool     
Looks like the hurricane might have disturbed all those unmarked shallow graves.

08 Nov 2012 09:23 PM
tuxq     
yeah, dogs usually smell pretty bad when they've been wet for a little while...

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/bonus: spot the awkward gay moment being had in that picture.

08 Nov 2012 10:18 PM
ladyfortuna     
I never did hear the reason NJ has weird random stench spots. I was visiting a friend off post from Fort Dix several years ago, and even though it seemed all I was driving past on the way to and from her town were farms, I definitely smelled some kind of sewage-esque stench part of the way.

08 Nov 2012 11:40 PM
ladyfortuna     
Also I live in NY dairy farm country, so there is no way I would confuse the two.

08 Nov 2012 11:41 PM
Yogimus     

tuxq: yeah, dogs usually smell pretty bad when they've been wet for a little while...

[guestofaguest.com image 850x566]

/bonus: spot the awkward gay moment being had in that picture.


take off those glasses son, if I wanted to cum on a windshield, I'd jerk off on an overpass.

08 Nov 2012 11:52 PM
Smackledorfer     

bwilson27: Ashrams: Just tell Snooki to close her legs, problem solved.
[www.chronicle.su image 370x278]

I'd almost betray the human race and say she looks hittable there.


Same.

09 Nov 2012 02:35 AM
OgreMagi     
Jersey just got thoroughly washed by Sandy. That "stink" is called "clean". You simply are not familiar with it.

09 Nov 2012 03:19 AM
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