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   Idiot who hung an empty chair representing Obama in his front yard gets a chair nailed to his driveway on Wednesday morning with "4 MORE YEARS" written on it. Remember kids, it's only racist if the Democrats do it

08 Nov 2012 09:29 PM   |   25659 clicks   |   MLive.com
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MisterTweak    [TotalFark]  
Looks like someone <sunglasses> nailed it. </sunglasses>

08 Nov 2012 06:26 PM
Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  
How is nailing a chair to a tree the same as lynching something representing a black man?

08 Nov 2012 06:28 PM
kronicfeld    [TotalFark]  
"That person there is the racist," Ken David said of those responsible for nailing the branded chair on his property. "I never was a racist and I never intended to be a racist. The only thing I'm for is liberty and freedom."

Man, "you're racist for noticing my racism" has jumped the shark

08 Nov 2012 06:28 PM
BSABSVR     
"That person there is the racist," Ken David said of those responsible for nailing the branded chair on his property. "I never was a racist and I never intended to be a racist. The only thing I'm for is liberty and freedom."

A majority of the Davids' lawn chair display remains intact one day after the election with a suspended lawn chair near their house and another one - which replaced a chair that was stolen last month - hanging closer to the street. The latter chair now has a drying potted plant sitting in it as a sign of "distress," Ken David said.



It's like a 4 year old read a book on literary symbolism.

08 Nov 2012 06:28 PM
scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
"The signs will stay up and they might be up for four more years - if they last that long," he said.

Christ I would hate to be this guy's neighbors.

08 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
cman    [TotalFark]  
Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios

08 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  

cman: Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios


I'm jealous.

08 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
SnakeLee    [TotalFark]  

Nadie_AZ: How is nailing a chair to a tree the same as lynching something representing a black man?


His last name is David, maybe he is Jewish

08 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
cman    [TotalFark]  

Nadie_AZ: cman: Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios

I'm jealous.


Really, if I held up a banner that said "Obama Sucks" and used a rope to hoist it from treebranch to treebranch, would I be called a racist?

08 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
cman    [TotalFark]  

cman: Nadie_AZ: cman: Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios

I'm jealous.

Really, if I hung up a banner that said "Obama Sucks" and used a rope to hoist it from treebranch to treebranch, would I be called a racist?


Verb fail. Fixt

08 Nov 2012 06:37 PM
Nadie_AZ    [TotalFark]  

cman: Nadie_AZ: cman: Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios

I'm jealous.

Really, if I held up a banner that said "Obama Sucks" and used a rope to hoist it from treebranch to treebranch, would I be called a racist?


I'm jealous you are drunk and I'm not.

08 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
cman    [TotalFark]  

Nadie_AZ: cman: Nadie_AZ: cman: Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios

I'm jealous.

Really, if I held up a banner that said "Obama Sucks" and used a rope to hoist it from treebranch to treebranch, would I be called a racist?

I'm jealous you are drunk and I'm not.


I was kidding about being drunk. I am sober as Nancy Reagan

08 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
Vodka Zombie     

cman: Nadie_AZ: cman: Nadie_AZ: cman: Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios

I'm jealous.

Really, if I held up a banner that said "Obama Sucks" and used a rope to hoist it from treebranch to treebranch, would I be called a racist?

I'm jealous you are drunk and I'm not.

I was kidding about being drunk. I am sober as Nancy Reagan


Sooo... Drunk then.

08 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
cman    [TotalFark]  

Vodka Zombie: cman: Nadie_AZ: cman: Nadie_AZ: cman: Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios

I'm jealous.

Really, if I held up a banner that said "Obama Sucks" and used a rope to hoist it from treebranch to treebranch, would I be called a racist?

I'm jealous you are drunk and I'm not.

I was kidding about being drunk. I am sober as Nancy Reagan

Sooo... Drunk then.


Like a witches teat

08 Nov 2012 06:46 PM
alienated     

cman: Like a witches teat


well played

08 Nov 2012 06:48 PM
n-abler    [TotalFark]  
When will dumb-asses like this realize they mobilize more votes against thier cause than for... Then again hopefully they never will, go ahead keep the sane people outraged by your idiousy

08 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
ShawnDoc     

Nadie_AZ: How is nailing a chair to a tree the same as lynching something representing a black man?


It was nailed to the driveway, not to the tree. Which makes subby fail even harder.

08 Nov 2012 07:42 PM
ShawnDoc     
Whoops, guess Nadie's fail, not subbys. Just noticed subby got it right, although lord knows how nailing a chair to the ground to make it harder to throw away is as racist as lynching an effigy of a black president.

08 Nov 2012 07:44 PM
Amos Quito     
They should have burned a cross in his yard.

That'd teach him.

08 Nov 2012 07:56 PM
Amos Quito     

cman: Nadie_AZ: cman: Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios

I'm jealous.

Really, if I held up a banner that said "Obama Sucks" and used a rope to hoist it from treebranch to treebranch, would I be called a racist?



Everyone already calls you a racist.

08 Nov 2012 07:58 PM
dr_blasto    [TotalFark]  

ShawnDoc: Whoops, guess Nadie's fail, not subbys. Just noticed subby got it right, although lord knows how nailing a chair to the ground to make it harder to throw away is as racist as lynching an effigy of a black president.


Still, nailing his dumbass display to his driveway is funny. I don't think vandalism is OK but it is just a lawnchair. It was probably one of his neighbors sick of looking at his tacky display of stupidity.

08 Nov 2012 07:59 PM
cman    [TotalFark]  

Amos Quito: cman: Nadie_AZ: cman: Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios

I'm jealous.

Really, if I held up a banner that said "Obama Sucks" and used a rope to hoist it from treebranch to treebranch, would I be called a racist?


Everyone already calls you a racist.


Not-sure-if-serious.gif

08 Nov 2012 07:59 PM
dr_blasto    [TotalFark]  

cman: Amos Quito: cman: Nadie_AZ: cman: Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios

I'm jealous.

Really, if I held up a banner that said "Obama Sucks" and used a rope to hoist it from treebranch to treebranch, would I be called a racist?


Everyone already calls you a racist.

Not-sure-if-serious.gif


Racist.



/I keed

08 Nov 2012 08:02 PM
Coco LaFemme     
We need to put this guy next to that vicious coont in Michigan that made fun of the dying child. Those two living next door to each other would be a laugh riot.

08 Nov 2012 08:11 PM
dr_blasto    [TotalFark]  

Coco LaFemme: We need to put this guy next to that vicious coont in Michigan that made fun of the dying child. Those two living next door to each other would be a laugh riot.


Not in my neighborhood. He'll, they'd probably get along great.

08 Nov 2012 08:17 PM
tin_man     
I imagine there is a fundamental difference between somebody putting something in their own yard, as opposed to having other people put things there.

08 Nov 2012 08:18 PM
Three Crooked Squirrels    [TotalFark]  
I'm not going to take a principled stand on whether hanging the empty chairs indicates racism.

I will take a principled stand on this, however: His green Crocs indicate he is an idiot.

08 Nov 2012 08:24 PM
unlikely     
In 1998, my boss was a nice Jewish woman with a nice house in a gated neighborhood.

In late November, her neighbors started harassing her about her 1997 lack of Christmas decorations.

In mid December, while she was at work, they dug a two foot hole with three deep post-holes (like a lego), filled it with concrete, and sunk a nativity scene into it.

She called the cops, they figured out who did it, and arrested the vandals.

Nailing the chair to his driveway is the same kind of dickish, but on a smaller scale. It doesn't matter how justified you think you are, you're not.

08 Nov 2012 08:26 PM
rynthetyn     
At this point, I'm for doing all the gloating possible.

08 Nov 2012 08:53 PM
Peter von Nostrand    [TotalFark]  
This whole thing is full potato. Or maybe I'm really full potato for noticing it's full potato

08 Nov 2012 09:01 PM
propasaurus    [TotalFark]  
Maybe nailing a chair to a tree is meant to signify Invisible Jesus.

08 Nov 2012 09:15 PM
RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  

cman: Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios


Everytime I see your name, I hear it in my head like the announcer saying "He-Man" from the Masters of the Universe cartoon.

08 Nov 2012 09:16 PM
RedPhoenix122    [TotalFark]  

propasaurus: Maybe nailing a chair to a tree is meant to signify Invisible Jesus.


Or maybe Jesus was in the chair, but he has risen!

08 Nov 2012 09:17 PM
Krieghund     
The Lakeshore Ethnic Diversity Alliance in Ottawa County says the lawn chairs are racially insensitive as they are hoisted from a rope, invoking implications of a lynching.

*eyeroll*

08 Nov 2012 09:24 PM
tuffsnake    [TotalFark]  
So he was hoisted on his own petard?

08 Nov 2012 09:32 PM
Hoopy Frood     
Hey, free chair!

08 Nov 2012 09:33 PM
YoungSwedishBlonde     
PSH! ITS NOT RACIST! JESUS WAS WHITE!

08 Nov 2012 09:35 PM
Fart_Machine     
The guy is an idiot but it's hardly a racist statement to hang a chair in your yard.

08 Nov 2012 09:36 PM
brap    [TotalFark]  
When furniture turns into the ultimate political statement, we all lose.
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08 Nov 2012 09:37 PM
Bit'O'Gristle     
Sounds like another republitard got hoisted by his own petard, in his own yard.

suck it neocon..long and deep

08 Nov 2012 09:37 PM
Thisbymaster     
If they want to put their money where their mouth is they should just hang themselves on their lawn, that will get some attention.

08 Nov 2012 09:38 PM
MFAWG    [TotalFark]  

tin_man: I imagine there is a fundamental difference between somebody putting something in their own yard, as opposed to having other people put things there.


Yup OTOH, some assholes deserve what they get

08 Nov 2012 09:40 PM
freetomato     
I don't generally condone vandalism but I do condone morons being mocked and villified. It's not like they trashed his car or broke his windows. This is less harmful a good TPing.

08 Nov 2012 09:40 PM
MisterLoki     
I laughed, but I felt legitimately bad about it afterwards.

08 Nov 2012 09:41 PM
ghare     
Douchebags. Douchebags EVERYWHERE! Chair all the things!

08 Nov 2012 09:42 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  
F*ck Obama and his chair.

08 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
sjcousins     

cman: Nadie_AZ: cman: Ok, I must be pretty damn drunk, because I have no farking idea what the fark is going on in regards to thios

I'm jealous.

Really, if I held up a banner that said "Obama Sucks" and used a rope to hoist it from treebranch to treebranch, would I be called a racist?


I'm really not outraged by his display, he just seems like an idiot, but I'll answer this.

No. Banners are designed to be held up with ropes. There's no symbolism there. If you take an object and then say "this object represents Obama" then hang it from a tree don't be surprised when people link it to a lynching. Whether it was his intention or not, It's not a long bow to draw and he really should know better.

08 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
swamp_of_dumb     
Want to make a statement? Put a chair with a sign saying" four more years" on your own property.

/and Keep Your Grubby Dick Skinners Off Other People's shiat.

08 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
freetomato     

freetomato: I don't generally condone vandalism but I do condone morons being mocked and villified. It's not like they trashed his car or broke his windows. This is less harmful a good TPing.


....than a good TPing.

Stupid non-preview.

08 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
SearchN     

Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm not going to take a principled stand on whether hanging the empty chairs indicates racism.

I will take a principled stand on this, however: His green Crocs indicate he is an idiot.


Sorry to burst your bubble toots, those are not Crocs.

/Trust me on this one.
//threadjack over.

08 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
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