A TFer votes: not skimpy enough.

Short answer? No

No. It's not like they're going outside to cheer.

No, but they are ugly as hell. I'm going out on a limb and saying a straight man designed those abominations--we don't know what looks good on cheerleaders.

Those too skimpy? No. Poorly tailored, yes.



THIS is too skimpy.

God Bless Mark Cuban

They need smmitches. And fries. And calamari. With a side of steamed clams.

Very nice, reminds me of 5th element.

Not too skimpy. Also not flattering.

Looking at this


made me immediately think of this


/I'm obviously NOT a dude

Lorelle: Looking at this
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made me immediately think of this
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/I'm obviously NOT a dude

The cheerleaders seems to have the same body fat level as Holocaust victims

Approves.

why are there no pictures of them from behind?

Lorelle: Looking at this
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made me immediately think of this
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/I'm obviously NOT a dude

I had the exact same thought, and I'm a dude. Although Maus is a must read, I was wondering what it had to do with whatever sport was being played.

Red banana standing by...

It's not that they are too skimpy, but rather they have that godawful strip down the middle which gives the illusion of them wearing less. But if you spend any time at all looking at it, you notice that it does nothing except make a mess of the women's naturally sexy lines. They are bisected, and not in a good way.

Been to a local swimmin' hole lately? These cover a lot more than the ass floss on a string bikini.

Podmore: Not too skimpy. Also not flattering.

Agree. They are awful.

Made me think of

simplicimus: Lorelle: Looking at this
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made me immediately think of this
[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x348]

/I'm obviously NOT a dude

I had the exact same thought, and I'm a dude. Although Maus is a must read, I was wondering what it had to do with whatever sport was being played.

I didn't make the connection, but I read it as 'Maus' too.

ArkAngel: The cheerleaders seems to have the same body fat level as Holocaust victims

I remember when the L.A. Rams first had cheerleaders in the late 1970s. I went to a game with my dad, brothers, and Dad's best friend and his sons, the youngest being 5 years old. The cheerleaders' outfits had huge teardrop cutouts to show off the boobies. The 5-year-old said to me, "Why do they have butts on the front of them?"

Those outfits were pretty obscene for that time. Some fans even threw things at the cheerleaders' chests. I think they lasted only a few weeks...by mid-season, the cheerleaders had completely different outfits that were only slightly low-cut.

Too skimpy? No
Look like shiat? Yes
Greatly improved by laying on the floor? Oh hell yeah

I can't wait until 2020, when the required uniform will be pasties and a butt plug.

/just sayin' somebody is one strip of fabric down the front away from owing a royalty check

Uchiha_Cycliste: why are there no pictures of them from behind?

For the love of all that is Holy--THIS!

Podmore: Not too skimpy. Also not flattering.

Agreed. Skimpy isn't always sexy.

That landing strip between the top and the bottom really kills it for me -- get rid of that bit and we'll talk. I'm even willing to trade it in for a long-sleeve turtleneck (so long as it's as snug as the current outfit) and kneesocks that almost all the way to the hem of the miniskirt.

simplicimus: Lorelle: Looking at this
[l2.yimg.com image 630x302]

made me immediately think of this
[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x348]

/I'm obviously NOT a dude

I had the exact same thought, and I'm a dude. Although Maus is a must read, I was wondering what it had to do with whatever sport was being played.

This. I think it was my disappointed dudeness looking for something else to do after noticing these outfits are, in no way, too skimpy. Look at those weird strips covering their bellybuttons! I'm not turned on I feel deprived.

/oblig

Rev.Veggie.Spam: /just sayin' somebody is one strip of fabric down the front away from owing a royalty check

The fact that that image came to mind is creepy.

/just sayin.

Why not just have them naked with feathers in their butts?

Meh, they're not bad but those girls have pointy knees

I'd rather see their belly buttons 'cause I like looking at holes on women

wait. what? that sounds bad

I like looking at women's ho....oh fark it

InternetSecurityGuard: Been to a local swimmin' hole lately? These cover a lot more than the ass floss on a string bikini.

Think about a sexy-but-not-too-sexy bikini -- one that'll make any healthy male take a second glance but still covers enough that it would be allowed to be shown on American television -- and then imagine the kind of reaction people would have if a woman were to wear that same bikini in public anywhere other than a local swimmin' hole, south Florida, or Hawai'i.

That's why some people are saying the Mavs' cheerleaders' outfits are too skimpy (and why some are saying, whether in earnest or in jest, that they aren't skimpy enough)

These are just modified from last year's abominations:



I don't know who's designing these, but they are utterly tasteless. You can be sexy with some taste. You can even be skimpy with some taste. These just look trashy. I know their purpose is to give men something to ogle lest they go 15 minutes without seeing a hot woman and lose their boner, but really, this IS supposed to be a family event & I'd really prefer it if our dancers looked like dancers and not the erotic kind. Much better:

Well those look stupid.

And the holocaust reference on them is just bizarre.

The Great EZE: No, but they are ugly as hell. I'm going out on a limb and saying a straight man designed those abominations--we don't know what looks good on cheerleaders.

Yeah. There's no such thing as took skimpy in a cheerleader's outfit but there sure is ugly.

FunkOut: Why not just have them naked with feathers in their butts?

I just showed this to my wife who responded with "That's exactly the dress I'm looking for but I want it with long sleeves."

/it's nice being married to a Chivette

Di Atribe: These are just modified from last year's abominations:

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I don't know who's designing these, but they are utterly tasteless. You can be sexy with some taste. You can even be skimpy with some taste. These just look trashy. I know their purpose is to give men something to ogle lest they go 15 minutes without seeing a hot woman and lose their boner, but really, this IS supposed to be a family event & I'd really prefer it if our dancers looked like dancers and not the erotic kind. Much better:

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If example #2 is ok with your family it is AOK for my 15 minute boner requirement.

Short Enough Guide™

When it can be clearly seen you mow the lawn, then it's just the right amount of skimpy.

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: I just showed this to my wife who responded with "That's exactly the dress I'm looking for but I want it with long sleeves."

/it's nice being married to a Chivette

Is that some kind of garlic scented whore? I'm not up on these new internet things the kids are into.

I would need to see video evidence before I can fap, erm I mean decide if they're too skimpy.

No. Next question.

I am just going to leave this here.

ArkAngel: Lorelle: Looking at this
[l2.yimg.com image 630x302]

made me immediately think of this
[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x348]

/I'm obviously NOT a dude

The cheerleaders seems to have the same body fat level as Holocaust victims

No. I'm not gonna be the one to bring those pictures in here, but no. They're not a lot higher body fat % but they're still pretty healthy looking. I read Viktor Frankle's Man's Search For Meaning and it really drove the whole Holocaust thing home.

what does cuban have against belly buttons?

Is that supposed to be a handle?

Whar belly button?! Whar!?