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   New Pepsi 'Special' flavor claims to have "fat blockers." Oh, the lids?

09 Nov 2012 10:47 AM   |   5626 clicks   |   Foodbeast
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alienated     
Where is the Lid ? Fry and Laurie

09 Nov 2012 03:50 AM
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Happy Hours     
how many joints are in a lid?

09 Nov 2012 04:40 AM
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kcoombs69    [TotalFark]  

Happy Hours: how many joints are in a lid?


All of em!

09 Nov 2012 07:16 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
I'll stick with the Pocari Sweat and Calpis, thankyouverymuch.

09 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
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Mentalpatient87    [TotalFark]  
www.pixtus.com

09 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
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mortimer_ford     
Fat blockers. Because fat causes diabetes.

09 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
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Lemmy Kilmister     
i cut out pop a few years ago.

i wont touch that stuff anymore

09 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
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strangeguitar    [TotalFark]  

Happy Hours: how many joints are in a lid?


2

09 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
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darth_badger     
I'll bet Pepsi Special makes you go "Poopsi" in your pants.

09 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
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meat0918    [TotalFark]  

darth_badger: I'll bet Pepsi Special makes you go "Poopsi" in your pants.


Came to say this.

Just put down the soda bottle.

09 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
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jjwars1     

darth_badger: I'll bet Pepsi Special makes you go "Poopsi" in your pants.


Whoopsi!

09 Nov 2012 10:53 AM
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vodka     
In five years they'll be putting it in the water for the citizens, like fluoride.

09 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
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Carn     
anal leakage?

09 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
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Maul555     
that is interesting, but I think that this other article at the bottom of the page contains much more pertinent information...

09 Nov 2012 10:57 AM
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Maul555     

09 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
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vudukungfu     
Fat people will buy this.
Along with donuts, fried foods, and highfructose cornsyrup IVs.

09 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
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jjwars1     

Carn: anal leakage?


I thought it was pretty bad, but when strangers on the Internet know it's time for me to SSS.

09 Nov 2012 11:00 AM
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uncleacid     
Fat blocker.

thumbs.dreamstime.com

09 Nov 2012 11:01 AM
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darth_badger     
If they put the special fat blockers in Yoo-hoo it might make it more fun to drink.

And poop.

4.bp.blogspot.com

09 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
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sedric     
fat blockers.. like blockers for running backs in football??

so it blocks the bodies natural defences and allows fat to form??

Bad Pepsi, BAD!

/did not rtfa, have enough common sense to know that soda is basically a sweet sweeet poison

09 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
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ArcadianRefugee     
The dextrin found in this particular vein of Pepsi is reportedly helpful when it comes to blocking fat, making it difficult to absorb the molecule

Haven't we been down that road before?

cr4.globalspec.com

09 Nov 2012 11:07 AM
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jjwars1     

darth_badger: If they put the special fat blockers in Yoo-hoo it might make it more fun to drink.

And poop.


Caption: what fat blockers and poop might look like

09 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
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Znuh     
Epicac and Olestra?

09 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
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Anastacya     
My weakness is Pepsi Throwback. I dont like coffee, tea, or beer. But my bane is pop.

/not fat, damnit

09 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
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VegasVinnie     
Fat blockers? You mean stairs?

09 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
What a "fat blocker" may look like
s9.postimage.org

09 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
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kazrak     
I'll just leave this here:

Alli side effects in layman's terms.

09 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
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Timmy the Tumor    [TotalFark]  

kazrak: I'll just leave this here:

Alli side effects in layman's terms.


lol...loved this:

"Eating a low-fat diet lowers the chance of these bowel changes. Limit fat intake in your meals to an average of 15 grams.

The McDonald's Big Mac has 34 grams of fat, and the Burger King Whopper has 40. Eat either of these while taking Alli, and you'll very likely be transformed into a diarrhea cannon."

09 Nov 2012 11:23 AM
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Langdon Alger     
so I bet it's one of those weird flavors from asia that has weird shiat that doesn't go in sodas like wassabi, curry or octopus.

09 Nov 2012 11:25 AM
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Expolaris     

kazrak: I'll just leave this here:

Alli side effects in layman's terms.


Short cuts always come with a catch.

What really kills you about soda is drowning your organs in salt. Regardless of the "fat" blockers - why not engineer soda with 0 sodium that doesn't taste like butt?

news.drpeppersnapple.com

Moar like diet rite pure ass - after doing a soda cleanse last year even diet stuff like this just takes horrid to me. I'd rather save my soda drinking for when rum is involved.

/1 Year, 11 months - 156 lbs lost
//26 minutes

09 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
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Already Disturbed     
Kid focker?
www.gizmodiva.com

09 Nov 2012 11:28 AM
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Orgasmatron138     

Lemmy Kilmister: i cut out pop a few years ago.

i wont touch that stuff anymore


One of the best things I've ever done. I already drink beer, I don't need soda too.

09 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
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lohphat    [TotalFark]  

uncleacid: Fat blocker.

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 313x450]


Where does one find a sea-foam green fridge?

09 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
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Too Pretty For Prison     
subby - +1

09 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
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germ78     

AverageAmericanGuy: I'll stick with the Pocari Sweat and Calpis, thankyouverymuch.


Ah, Japan. My impression of Pocari Sweat was of a salty, vaguely citrus drink. And the thing I love the best about Japanese drinks is that they aren't all sweet, and the 'sweet' drinks aren't overpoweringly so.

09 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
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germ78     
Oh, and if this new Pepsi flavor truly had fat blockers, it would have zero sugar or artificial sweetners. Though it might have stevia.

09 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
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WhippingBoy     
All you need for a "fat blocker" is to put the word "healthy" on the label. Fatties hate healthy things.

09 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
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NoDitchDigging     

Orgasmatron138: Lemmy Kilmister: i cut out pop a few years ago.

i wont touch that stuff anymore

One of the best things I've ever done. I already drink beer, I don't need soda too.


My old roommate drank so much pop his teeth were dissolving. I was getting cavities so I quit soda and switched to black coffee. Quitting soda was remarkably easy but giving up coffee is like trying to sever my own arm...

09 Nov 2012 12:41 PM
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Saborlas    [TotalFark]  
Still waiting for Pepsi Perfect.

09 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
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Surool     
Fat blocker? Who will buy it then?

09 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
i thought that fat was supposed to be good for u
and it was the simple carbs that are ironically found in the soda the things that make u blubbery

09 Nov 2012 03:25 PM
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