| New Pepsi 'Special' flavor claims to have "fat blockers." Oh, the lids? |
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| alienated
Where is the Lid ? Fry and Laurie |
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| Happy Hours
how many joints are in a lid? |
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| kcoombs69 |
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| AverageAmericanGuy
I'll stick with the Pocari Sweat and Calpis, thankyouverymuch. |
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Mentalpatient87
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| mortimer_ford
Fat blockers. Because fat causes diabetes. |
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| Lemmy Kilmister
i cut out pop a few years ago. i wont touch that stuff anymore |
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| strangeguitar
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| darth_badger
I'll bet Pepsi Special makes you go "Poopsi" in your pants. |
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| meat0918
darth_badger: I'll bet Pepsi Special makes you go "Poopsi" in your pants. Came to say this. Just put down the soda bottle. |
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| jjwars1
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| vodka
In five years they'll be putting it in the water for the citizens, like fluoride. |
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| Carn
anal leakage? |
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| Maul555
that is interesting, but I think that this other article at the bottom of the page contains much more pertinent information... |
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| Maul555
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| vudukungfu
Fat people will buy this. Along with donuts, fried foods, and highfructose cornsyrup IVs. |
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| jjwars1
Carn: anal leakage? I thought it was pretty bad, but when strangers on the Internet know it's time for me to SSS. |
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| uncleacid
Fat blocker. |
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| darth_badger
If they put the special fat blockers in Yoo-hoo it might make it more fun to drink. And poop. |
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| sedric
fat blockers.. like blockers for running backs in football?? so it blocks the bodies natural defences and allows fat to form?? Bad Pepsi, BAD! /did not rtfa, have enough common sense to know that soda is basically a sweet sweeet poison |
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| ArcadianRefugee
The dextrin found in this particular vein of Pepsi is reportedly helpful when it comes to blocking fat, making it difficult to absorb the molecule Haven't we been down that road before? |
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| jjwars1
darth_badger: If they put the special fat blockers in Yoo-hoo it might make it more fun to drink. And poop. Caption: what fat blockers and poop might look like |
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| Znuh
Epicac and Olestra? |
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| Anastacya
My weakness is Pepsi Throwback. I dont like coffee, tea, or beer. But my bane is pop. /not fat, damnit |
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| VegasVinnie
Fat blockers? You mean stairs? |
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| Day_Old_Dutchie
What a "fat blocker" may look like |
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| kazrak
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| Timmy the Tumor kazrak: I'll just leave this here: Alli side effects in layman's terms. lol...loved this: "Eating a low-fat diet lowers the chance of these bowel changes. Limit fat intake in your meals to an average of 15 grams. The McDonald's Big Mac has 34 grams of fat, and the Burger King Whopper has 40. Eat either of these while taking Alli, and you'll very likely be transformed into a diarrhea cannon." |
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| Langdon Alger
so I bet it's one of those weird flavors from asia that has weird shiat that doesn't go in sodas like wassabi, curry or octopus. |
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| Expolaris
kazrak: I'll just leave this here: Alli side effects in layman's terms. Short cuts always come with a catch. What really kills you about soda is drowning your organs in salt. Regardless of the "fat" blockers - why not engineer soda with 0 sodium that doesn't taste like butt? ![]() Moar like diet rite pure ass - after doing a soda cleanse last year even diet stuff like this just takes horrid to me. I'd rather save my soda drinking for when rum is involved. /1 Year, 11 months - 156 lbs lost //26 minutes |
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| Already Disturbed
Kid focker? |
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| Orgasmatron138
Lemmy Kilmister: i cut out pop a few years ago. i wont touch that stuff anymore One of the best things I've ever done. I already drink beer, I don't need soda too. |
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| lohphat uncleacid: Fat blocker. [thumbs.dreamstime.com image 313x450] Where does one find a sea-foam green fridge? |
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| Too Pretty For Prison
subby - +1 |
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| germ78
AverageAmericanGuy: I'll stick with the Pocari Sweat and Calpis, thankyouverymuch. Ah, Japan. My impression of Pocari Sweat was of a salty, vaguely citrus drink. And the thing I love the best about Japanese drinks is that they aren't all sweet, and the 'sweet' drinks aren't overpoweringly so. |
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| germ78
Oh, and if this new Pepsi flavor truly had fat blockers, it would have zero sugar or artificial sweetners. Though it might have stevia. |
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| WhippingBoy All you need for a "fat blocker" is to put the word "healthy" on the label. Fatties hate healthy things. |
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| NoDitchDigging
Orgasmatron138: Lemmy Kilmister: i cut out pop a few years ago. i wont touch that stuff anymore One of the best things I've ever done. I already drink beer, I don't need soda too. My old roommate drank so much pop his teeth were dissolving. I was getting cavities so I quit soda and switched to black coffee. Quitting soda was remarkably easy but giving up coffee is like trying to sever my own arm... |
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| Saborlas Still waiting for Pepsi Perfect. |
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| Surool
Fat blocker? Who will buy it then? |
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| Jon iz teh kewl
i thought that fat was supposed to be good for u and it was the simple carbs that are ironically found in the soda the things that make u blubbery |
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