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Pocket Ninja    [TotalFark]  
Wow, they're such free-spirited adventurers who aren't at all attention whoring to get some free advertising for their business.

09 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
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brap    [TotalFark]  
Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

09 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
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Generation_D    [TotalFark]  
I don't expect any massive change happening out of this, but I would love for it to have a ripple effect."

It sounds as though it would, yeah.

09 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
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Lucky LaRue    [TotalFark]  
From the comments section: Great ! Now they'll be running those commercials about panty liners with WINGS again.

Lulz.

09 Nov 2012 12:56 PM
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Treygreen13     

brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be. At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.


The inverted boob thing made me very sad the first time I saw it.

09 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

"When we landed, it just hit us how powerful the experience
ground was," Gallegos said.

09 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
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Nightsweat     
But where's their third friend? Did they jump without Annette?

09 Nov 2012 12:57 PM
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farkingismybusiness    [TotalFark]  
So brave.

09 Nov 2012 12:59 PM
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Freakin Rican     
attention whores did what now?

09 Nov 2012 01:01 PM
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Mishno     

brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.


There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.

09 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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Just_Dan     
God bless their little hearts.

09 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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Just_Dan     

Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.


Shut up both of you.

No one cares. Women in underwear.

We need pics of that kind of stuff.

09 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
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KingKauff    [TotalFark]  
I can haz thread with pics of women in underwear?

09 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
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Mad Scientist     

brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be. 


I think I've seen that video.

09 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
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RoyBatty     
i.imgur.com

09 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
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Slartibeerfest     
This article is relevant to my interests.

09 Nov 2012 01:04 PM
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Slackfumasta     
Underwear? Pfft, these girls have nothing on this woman:

NSFW!

09 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
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bentley57     
Text up on top of the video: "What do you feel about this article?"

09 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
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Perducci     
It's kind of amusing when women (or men for that matter) do something in their underwear and act as if it's some sort of daring, risque behavior. Those same people could have easily been at a beach the week prior wearing something far more revealing and surrounded by far more people and not given it a second thought.

09 Nov 2012 01:10 PM
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deffuse     

Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.


For some reason that made me laugh.

/Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.

09 Nov 2012 01:12 PM
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CJHardin     
Thanks for the autoplay video dick!

09 Nov 2012 01:13 PM
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lohphat    [TotalFark]  
If course they have to wear underwear, otherwise the deep whistling sound as the fell would be deafening.

09 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
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lohphat    [TotalFark]  
*they

/grumble

09 Nov 2012 01:14 PM
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kvinesknows     

brap: The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.


I thought the bum was consider the emergency chute?

09 Nov 2012 01:16 PM
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Pair-o-Dice     
One of the jumpers, Rachel Elizabeth Murray...

Yes please!!

09 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
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spectrum17     

Slackfumasta: Underwear? Pfft, these girls have nothing on this woman:

NSFW!


Wonder if that sounds like someone giving a raspberry?

09 Nov 2012 01:20 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  

deffuse: Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.

For some reason that made me laugh.

/Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.


The sheep survived or your friend?

09 Nov 2012 01:22 PM
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Gaius     
A tandem jump is for puss....wimps.

09 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
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AMonkey'sUncle     

Englebert Slaptyback: "When we landed, it just hit us how powerful the experience ground was," Gallegos said.


Airgasm?

09 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
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rocketpants    [TotalFark]  

CJHardin: Thanks for the autoplay video dick!


You mean the incredibly loud autoplay video that starts off sounding like a porno?

09 Nov 2012 01:26 PM
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angry_scientist     
FTFA- Each of the women participating in the jump has lived through something traumatic, such as a death in the family, coping with being a rape victim, or overcoming an eating disorder. They're coming together to find ways to put those difficult times behind them.

"All these women have terrific stories," Hoffman told ABCNews.com.

?????? sicissor scissor scissor scissor

09 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
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blatz514    [TotalFark]  
pegasusnews.com

09 Nov 2012 01:28 PM
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unchellmatt     

spectrum17: Slackfumasta: Underwear? Pfft, these girls have nothing on this woman:

NSFW!

Wonder if that sounds like someone giving a raspberry?


1) Place finger between lips (of your mouth, perv)
2) Move finger up and down rapidly while exhaling and watching that gif again
3) Wonder no more.

09 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
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Nick Nostril     
And wow! they did it on camera! Whodathunkit?

Way to conquer your fears, ladies.

09 Nov 2012 01:29 PM
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deffuse     

blatz514: deffuse: Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.

For some reason that made me laugh.

/Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.

The sheep survived or your friend?


Well, it survived until the weekend. Then I roasted it and served it with mint sauce and new potatoes.

09 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
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frunjer     
New series on Bravo: Nude Lesbian muffSkydiving

09 Nov 2012 01:36 PM
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Boozewald     
I can just imagine the conversation while they all fly tandem
"HEY, CAN YOU ADJUST THE HARNESS? ITS POKING ME A BIT"
"SORRY LADY, THAT'S SOME ADRENALINE FUELED WOOD RIGHT THERE, NOT GOING ANYWHERE TILL I PULL THE CORD"

09 Nov 2012 01:37 PM
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Ashrams     
If I saw nude women falling from the sky my first thought would be the world ended and I was in heaven.

09 Nov 2012 01:37 PM
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Mishno     

deffuse: blatz514: deffuse: Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.

For some reason that made me laugh.

/Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.

The sheep survived or your friend?

Well, it survived until the weekend. Then I roasted it and served it with mint sauce and new potatoes.


Mint sauce? Yuck. Lots and lots of garlic is much better.

A friend of mine was a big-time skydiver. He was on the national canopy relative work team for several years. The local DZ was Perris Valley. One time a n00b had a malfunction and cut it away and for some unkown reason (execpt to him, maybe, and he's not telling) the guy never pulled the reserve. He bounced with fatal consequences. For the rest of the weekend the skydivers posed for pictures of themselves laying in the andromorphic crater. This was back around '82.

09 Nov 2012 01:39 PM
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Nick Nostril     

Ashrams: If I saw nude women falling from the sky my first thought would be the world ended and I was in heaven.


img600.imageshack.us

09 Nov 2012 01:41 PM
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theorellior    [TotalFark]  

Slackfumasta: Underwear? Pfft, these girls have nothing on this woman:


Oh, good, I was waiting for that gif. Another way of thinking about the sound is the snapping of a flag in a stiff breeze.

09 Nov 2012 01:42 PM
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foxyshadis     

angry_scientist: FTFA- Each of the women participating in the jump has lived through something traumatic, such as a death in the family, coping with being a rape victim, or overcoming an eating disorder. They're coming together to find ways to put those difficult times behind them.

"All these women have terrific stories," Hoffman told ABCNews.com.

?????? sicissor scissor scissor scissor


By those standards, everyone on earth not living in a bubble would qualify as having lived a traumatic life.

/Death in the family? Really?

deffuse: /Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.


That sounds like the punchline to the best or worst telling of the Aristocrats ever.

09 Nov 2012 01:45 PM
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rocketpants    [TotalFark]  

Slackfumasta: Underwear? Pfft, these girls have nothing on this woman:

NSFW!


I can only imagine the magnitude of the queef that followed.

09 Nov 2012 01:46 PM
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IrieTom     
I was going to make a joke about the underwear muffling the whistling noise, but after seeing Slackfumasta's gif I'll have to re-consider the sound. Perhaps an Ian Anderson solo?

09 Nov 2012 01:47 PM
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jigger     

Slackfumasta: Underwear? Pfft, these girls have nothing on this woman:

NSFW!


beat me to it

09 Nov 2012 01:47 PM
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Pardon Me Sultan     
Mmm. I love sitting through a 30 second commercial only to be told afterwards that the requested video is no longer available.

09 Nov 2012 01:49 PM
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Zeb Hesselgresser     
If the guys that took them could have heard that video's audio track before the jump, I believe they'd have cut them lose at 1,500 ft.

09 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
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brimed03     

deffuse: blatz514: deffuse: Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.

For some reason that made me laugh.

/Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.

The sheep survived or your friend?

Well, it survived until the weekend. Then I roasted it and served it with mint sauce and new potatoes.


Same question applies: the sheep, or your friend?

09 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
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deffuse     

brimed03: deffuse: blatz514: deffuse: Mishno: brap: Nude sky diving is not nearly as sexy as you would think it would be.  At four G's the human boob becomes a inverted viscous blob.
 
At five G's cellulite that didn't previously exist liquifies and begins to flow freely into the forehead.
 
At six G's the emergency chute opens.  The scary thing is there WAS no emergency chute.

There are no 'G's in free fall. Well, not more than the one you normally have on the ground and you only get that when you reach terminal velocity. Or the several hundred you get if you forget to deploy the parachute before impact with the ground.

For some reason that made me laugh.

/Know someone whose parachute didn't open fully
//Landed on a Sheep
///Survived
////Really. In NZ.

The sheep survived or your friend?

Well, it survived until the weekend. Then I roasted it and served it with mint sauce and new potatoes.

Same question applies: the sheep, or your friend?


Put it this way, kept finding bits of wool and canopy rope in my teeth.

09 Nov 2012 02:03 PM
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Thudfark     
She dropped 40,000 feet and forgot to show her tits

09 Nov 2012 02:03 PM
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