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   Bad bar pick-up line: I'm a modeling agent and need a foot model. Fark: Co-ed falls for it

09 Nov 2012 11:59 AM   |   7339 clicks   |   My Fox Orlando
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lostcat     
What a heel.

09 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
Leeds     
You want a foot? I can get you a foot, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me

09 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
Langdon Alger     
George Costanza would not have fallen for it.

09 Nov 2012 12:01 PM
mortimer_ford     
Foot Fetish Attack. What is he a shiat-zu?

09 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
Yanks_RSJ     
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09 Nov 2012 12:02 PM
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     
Don't judge. She was his sole mate.

09 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
Begoggle     
What is a "co-ed"? What a stupid term.

09 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
The One True TheDavid    [TotalFark]  
I'm looking for a money model. Do you have a Benjamin handy?

09 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
FrancoFile     
How messed up was your childhood that you need to rub your wang on some random chick's foot to get off?

09 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
kvinesknows     
dear lord,

I your humble servant, humbly ask for you to grant my humble wish that this turn into a sexy foot thread. I thank you lord for the hot red head thread, the hot korean thread, and the hot japanese girl thread of these last days and humbly encourage you to spread the love of the feet your so skillfully crafted.

amen.

09 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
buttcat     
I think I found pic of the gal...

www.bogoboo.comView Full Size

09 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
Odd Bird     

kvinesknows: dear lord,

I your humble servant, humbly ask for you to grant my humble wish that this turn into a sexy foot thread. I thank you lord for the hot red head thread, the hot korean thread, and the hot japanese girl thread of these last days and humbly encourage you to spread the love of the feet your so skillfully crafted.

amen.


buttcat: I think I found pic of the gal...
[nastyfarkingthing.jpg]


kvinesknows, looks like God caught you pulling money from the collection plate or pissing in the holy water.

09 Nov 2012 12:11 PM
luktti     
Jizzed on a womans foot. Dudes so easy no woman would want him anyway.

09 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
Mr. Potatoass     

buttcat: I think I found pic of the gal...

[www.bogoboo.com image 400x300]


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Stop. Hammertoe!

09 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
WhippingBoy     

Begoggle: What is a "co-ed"? What a stupid term.


co·ed or co-ed (k d ) Informal. n. A woman who attends a coeducational college or university.

09 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Fark In The Duck    [TotalFark]  
Why would anyone be interested in feet? They are sweaty, stinky part of the female anat..... oh yeah. Never mind.

09 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER     
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/fell for it also

09 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
kvinesknows     

Odd Bird: kvinesknows: dear lord,

I your humble servant, humbly ask for you to grant my humble wish that this turn into a sexy foot thread. I thank you lord for the hot red head thread, the hot korean thread, and the hot japanese girl thread of these last days and humbly encourage you to spread the love of the feet your so skillfully crafted.

amen.

buttcat: I think I found pic of the gal...
[nastyfarkingthing.jpg]

kvinesknows, looks like God caught you pulling money from the collection plate or pissing in the holy water.


yeah.. I am doing a fair bit of sole searching right now for sure.

09 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
unfarkingbelievable     
Not surprised. There are millions of teens and 20-somethings who are so delusional and lack any self esteem, that if someone approaches and says, "I am looking for a model..." they'll fall right for it.

09 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
kvinesknows     

unfarkingbelievable: Not surprised. There are millions of teens and 20-somethings who are so delusional and lack any self esteem, that if someone approaches and says, "I am looking for a model..." they'll fall right for it.


really? this actually works?

(starts creating a fake business card)

09 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
Contrabulous Flabtraption    [TotalFark]  
Man a foot fetish would be awesome. Imagine seeing bare boobs everywhere. That's what it must be like for people with foot fetishes

09 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
WhippingBoy     

unfarkingbelievable: Not surprised. There are millions of teens and 20-somethings who are so delusional and lack any self esteem, that if someone approaches and says, "I am looking for a model..." they'll fall right for it.


I'm searching for a boobies model. Please submit samples of your work to my e-mail address.

09 Nov 2012 12:26 PM
bingethinker     
"Uh, I know I'm just a beginner, and you're, like, a professional photographer and all, but I don't understand why I have to take, like, all my clothes off if you're just photographing my feet?"

09 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
MrEricSir     
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^ His favorite Linux desktop.

09 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
The Voice of Doom    [TotalFark]  
TFA
led her to his car where he exposed himself and then touched his genitals with the woman's foot.

At the point of "exposed himself", she should have been more than willing to touch his genitals with her foot or knee.

09 Nov 2012 12:54 PM
fjnorton    [TotalFark]  

FrancoFile: How messed up was your childhood that you need to rub your wang on some random chick's foot to get off?


Don't judge me dude!

09 Nov 2012 01:33 PM
Sniffers Row    [TotalFark]  
I've had better luck using the pickup line "You and I are going to have sex tonight. It's completely up to you if you're also going to be raped." Works like a charm every time!


///Don't get butthurt farkettes, I'm kidding

09 Nov 2012 01:58 PM
RaisedOnATARI     
I'm thinking if there's DNA on her foot...

that went on a little longer than just a flash. Is she claiming foot rape?

09 Nov 2012 02:24 PM
bingethinker     
Is she going to get foot gonorrhea, or is he going to get athlete's dick?

09 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
kvinesknows     

bingethinker: Is she going to get foot gonorrhea, or is he going to get athlete's dick?


(shudder) wife and I were at a bath house a few weeks back.. walked into a room that had cum all over the floor.. just eww....

09 Nov 2012 03:18 PM
MattyBlast    [TotalFark]  
Came for King of the Hill reference...leaving satisfied.

09 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
mjjt     
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09 Nov 2012 03:31 PM
Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus     

kvinesknows: bingethinker: Is she going to get foot gonorrhea, or is he going to get athlete's dick?

(shudder) wife and I were at a bath house a few weeks back.. walked into a room that had cum all over the floor.. just eww....


What were you two doing at a bath house if you are grossed out by floor jizz? I am honestly curious.

09 Nov 2012 07:59 PM
kvinesknows     

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: kvinesknows: bingethinker: Is she going to get foot gonorrhea, or is he going to get athlete's dick?

(shudder) wife and I were at a bath house a few weeks back.. walked into a room that had cum all over the floor.. just eww....

What were you two doing at a bath house if you are grossed out by floor jizz? I am honestly curious.


watching a lady getgangbanged and then farking like crazy in the doctors office while people watched through the window

09 Nov 2012 11:01 PM
smask     
Came for QT references, leaving disappointed.

11 Nov 2012 04:03 AM
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