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   Don't do the crime if you can't pay the fine: Tribal rules say touching another man's cockatoo against his will carries a mandatory fine of a pig plus a bottle of liquor

09 Nov 2012 11:38 AM   |   1878 clicks   |   Thanhnien News
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Grapple     
Never rub another man's rhubarb.

09 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
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Buttknuckle     
That sounds HOT!

09 Nov 2012 11:41 AM
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probesport     
I see you've never played birdy swiney.

09 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
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abhorrent1     
it is the custom of the Co people that mature men do not touch other men's penises.

I think that's generally a custom anywhere.

/NTTAWWT
//If that's your thing

09 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
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darth_badger     
At least it didn't happen in ... BANGCOCK!

09 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
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cleveoh     
You better buy me dinner first. Or at least a couple of drinks.

09 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
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freewill    [TotalFark]  
During the talk, T said he touched D's penis just for fun because he was wearing shorts. But D took it serious and said that T had to pay the local fine of a pig and an alcohol jar saying it is the custom of the Co people that mature men do not touch other men's penises.

Wait, what?

T said he was not aware of the custom and insisted that D just wanted to make up the rule. After failing to explain the rule to T, D went back to his village and returned later with six strong men, threatening to beat him for breaking the rule.

Is it just me, or does this whole thing sound like the opening to some kind of gay Asian porn?

09 Nov 2012 11:48 AM
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zenobia     
Partay!

09 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
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trappedspirit     
Just so you know, when I show up on your doorstep with a pig and a bottle of liquor, it has nothing to do with this and it's totally safe to answer the door.

09 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
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jtown     
Keep the pig. How many broads do I get?

09 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
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mikebdoss     
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But look how big it is!

09 Nov 2012 12:07 PM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     

freewill: During the talk, T said he touched D's penis just for fun because he was wearing shorts. But D took it serious and said that T had to pay the local fine of a pig and an alcohol jar saying it is the custom of the Co people that mature men do not touch other men's penises.

Wait, what?

T said he was not aware of the custom and insisted that D just wanted to make up the rule. After failing to explain the rule to T, D went back to his village and returned later with six strong men, threatening to beat him for breaking the rule.

Is it just me, or does this whole thing sound like the opening to some kind of gay Asian porn?


I thought of this pic.

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09 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
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Buttknuckle     

darth_badger: At least it didn't happen in ... BANGCOCK!


If this would have happened in Phukit, no one would have even cared.

09 Nov 2012 01:24 PM
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HoratioGates     
Getting off with a fine like that instead of sexual assault charge seems pretty reasonable, and let's be clear here, he seems to have admitted to doing it. Strange laws.


I was once in a restroom, using the urinal (don't worry, this isn't going where you think it is). I looked over at the wall. There was a thermostat there that read, 'Johnson Controls'. It didn't seem to do anything, except make me hot? Sorry, I didn't have a strong finish, but the joke ending seemed a little premature. That's the long and short of it.

09 Nov 2012 01:48 PM
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wellreadneck    [TotalFark]  
Good Lord, queen. Just give them the alcohol first and you just might save yourself a pig.

09 Nov 2012 07:51 PM
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