Never rub another man's rhubarb.

That sounds HOT!

I see you've never played birdy swiney.

it is the custom of the Co people that mature men do not touch other men's penises.

I think that's generally a custom anywhere.

/NTTAWWT
//If that's your thing

At least it didn't happen in ... BANGCOCK!

You better buy me dinner first. Or at least a couple of drinks.

During the talk, T said he touched D's penis just for fun because he was wearing shorts. But D took it serious and said that T had to pay the local fine of a pig and an alcohol jar saying it is the custom of the Co people that mature men do not touch other men's penises.

Wait, what?

T said he was not aware of the custom and insisted that D just wanted to make up the rule. After failing to explain the rule to T, D went back to his village and returned later with six strong men, threatening to beat him for breaking the rule.

Is it just me, or does this whole thing sound like the opening to some kind of gay Asian porn?

Partay!

Just so you know, when I show up on your doorstep with a pig and a bottle of liquor, it has nothing to do with this and it's totally safe to answer the door.

Keep the pig. How many broads do I get?

 

But look how big it is!

freewill: During the talk, T said he touched D's penis just for fun because he was wearing shorts. But D took it serious and said that T had to pay the local fine of a pig and an alcohol jar saying it is the custom of the Co people that mature men do not touch other men's penises.

Wait, what?

T said he was not aware of the custom and insisted that D just wanted to make up the rule. After failing to explain the rule to T, D went back to his village and returned later with six strong men, threatening to beat him for breaking the rule.

Is it just me, or does this whole thing sound like the opening to some kind of gay Asian porn?

I thought of this pic.

darth_badger: At least it didn't happen in ... BANGCOCK!

If this would have happened in Phukit, no one would have even cared.

Getting off with a fine like that instead of sexual assault charge seems pretty reasonable, and let's be clear here, he seems to have admitted to doing it. Strange laws.


I was once in a restroom, using the urinal (don't worry, this isn't going where you think it is). I looked over at the wall. There was a thermostat there that read, 'Johnson Controls'. It didn't seem to do anything, except make me hot? Sorry, I didn't have a strong finish, but the joke ending seemed a little premature. That's the long and short of it.

Good Lord, queen. Just give them the alcohol first and you just might save yourself a pig.