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09 Nov 2012 10:20 AM   |   17014 clicks   |   Betabeat
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SmackLT    [TotalFark]  
WD-40 everywhere

09 Nov 2012 08:38 AM
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Sybarite    [TotalFark]  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Does not approve.

09 Nov 2012 10:04 AM
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Hot Carl To Go     
Financing a robot will be cheaper than alimony and child support. Just saying.

09 Nov 2012 10:21 AM
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vegasj     
knees too sharp.

09 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
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pute kisses like a man     
i2.listal.com

/ oblig

09 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
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kvinesknows     
"Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety?"

Remember them? Hell I just had one reading the article

09 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
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cgraves67     
So a certain TFer's moral quandry regarding whether to buy a Realdoll or an engagement ring was actually prophetic?

09 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
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Expolaris     
Pass i'll keep my junk away from electronics with the potential to rip it off.

24.media.tumblr.com

//Electro-Gonorrhea is the Noisy Killer

09 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
i690.photobucket.com

i690.photobucket.com

/ah the good old days.

09 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
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Eddie Adams from Torrance    [TotalFark]  
Dear Santa...

09 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
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Father_Jack     
creepiest fark linked article ever.

09 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
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Langdon Alger     
Binary O-Face ^\p111 OH, OH One OH OH ONE!

09 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
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my alt's alt's alt     
robots really are fantastic lovers. second only to 11th dimensional beings.

09 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
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ObscureNameHere     
1. Go to YouTube.

2. Search for Bjork's "All is full of love" video

3. Profit?

/lezzie robots?
// [iamokwiththis.jpg]

09 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
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Alpo 3000     
I still jerk off manually.

09 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
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darth_badger     
t2.gstatic.com

09 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

09 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
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Shaggy_C     
The day these things become cheap and widely available, human progress will halt.

09 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
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ObscureNameHere     
Also: "Well hello, J.F!"

09 Nov 2012 10:32 AM
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The One True TheDavid     
Alpo 3000:

I still jerk off manually.

Me too.

Robots are for perverts.

09 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
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Langdon Alger     

Langdon Alger: Binary O-Face ^\p111 OH, OH One OH OH ONE!


I should probably start drinking.....heavily.

09 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
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unchellmatt     
The sex robots are coming? I would say they're doing better than my girlfriends did...

/so ronery

09 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
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StrikitRich    [TotalFark]  
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Gigolo Jane, please.

09 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
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phil her craken     
you misspelled coming subby

09 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
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probesport     
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

09 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
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Just_Dan     
This is the best news...EVER.

/threesomes for everyone

09 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
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Just_Dan     
I'm finally going to get something to LICK my butt!!!

09 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
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HAMMERTOE     
Cherry 2000.

That is all.

09 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  

Just_Dan: I'm finally going to get something to LICK my butt!!!


Not a dog person there Dan??

09 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
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JackieRabbit     
WTF did I just read?

09 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
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Treygreen13     
I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.

09 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
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maxx2112     
www.zap2it.com

Yes, I'll take a pair.



/ ask for "two," and you're likely to get Leoben.

09 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
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Bit'O'Gristle     
I would so order one that looked like the japanese schoolgirl from "Kill Bill". Not only was she hot, but she was a bad ass. Don't hate, you liked her too.

/ducks

09 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
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Treygreen13     

JackieRabbit: WTF did I just read?


The quote in the middle of the article reads like disturbing sci-fi erotica. And of course it's not attributed to anyone. It's just there.

09 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
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ElVee     
No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!

09 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
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madgonad     
I'm confused. Has pussy suddenly gotten boring for you guys? Because if you losers are all going to abandon it for robots, that just leaves more of the real thing for me.

09 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
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AlwaysRightBoy    [TotalFark]  
Gimme dat, gimme dat....

Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg!!!!!!

09 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
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ggecko     
blastr.com


/oblig

09 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
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Cheron     
"Remember the most convulsive, brain-ripping climax you ever had? The one that left you with "I could die happy now" satiety?"

Sure I remember it was just before I got married

09 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
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Famous Thamas     

Treygreen13: I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.


Well she didn't want to get all of his oily discharge up in her hooopajew.

09 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
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Just_Dan     
Seriously, finally something that's going to go deep in there and not just touch the wrinkled brown!

I LOVE SCIENCE!

09 Nov 2012 10:40 AM
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ciberido    [TotalFark]  

Treygreen13: I know that was an article about sex with robots and that's not exactly an area of traditional journalism, but holy crap that article is written like the author was taking it from robocop and she had to finish before he did.


Gives "Dead or alive, you're coming with me" a whole new meaning.

09 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
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Just_Dan     

ElVee: No talking about feelings for 30 minutes afterwards? I can roll over and start snoring without guilt?

Count me in!


fark that.

I just want one that doesn't biatch about me not letting "her" brush afterward.

09 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
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Your Zionist Leader     
Toss my shiny metal salad!

09 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
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macdaddy357     
Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto...
...That's what she said.

09 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
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jjwars1     
Great news for basement dwellers everywhere!

09 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
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Bendal     

Bit'O'Gristle: I would so order one that looked like the japanese schoolgirl from "Kill Bill". Not only was she hot, but she was a bad ass. Don't hate, you liked her too.

/ducks


Yeah but if she ever asks you if you want to penetrate her, you'd better watch out.

/if robot sex machines become widespread the human race dies off a generation or two later

09 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
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CoRrUpTeDbUdGiE     
So... if I had one of these, it would be exactly like having a real fella in the house...
Housework not done.
Failure to get out of bed.
Not bathing/washing or anything like that.
No bedtime snuggles for reassurance and closeness.

I definitely think I'll pass on this one thanks...

/dont even own a vibrator
//that was probably TMI.

09 Nov 2012 10:42 AM
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stevarooni    [TotalFark]  

madgonad: I'm confused. Has pussy suddenly gotten boring for you guys?


Nope, neither have Lamborghinis and $1.5 million Manhattan apartments.

09 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
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Sum Guye     
4.bp.blogspot.com

09 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
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