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09 Nov 2012 09:55 AM   |   7379 clicks   |   Digital Spy
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
It wasn't his decision, subby

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09 Nov 2012 09:15 AM
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I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     
Nobody puts baby in a cornfield.

09 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
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AverageAmericanGuy    [TotalFark]  
"Combine injury" is an interesting GIS. PNSFW, though.

09 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
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cgraves67     
It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.

09 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
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cgraves67     

cgraves67: It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.


clog

/stupid subject-verb agreement

09 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
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fastfxr     
Jeezus...that combine whould have really thrashed him.

/Farkers won't get, Farmers will...

09 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Could have been worse.....


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09 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
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GoldDude     
I would hazard to guess there was a bit more than "becoming worn out by a bus journey" involved to fall asleep so soundly you don't notice a farking combine driving up to you.

09 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
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hdhale     
Anyone sleeping in a cornfield in the first week of November is absolutely playing Russian roulette and either suicidal, suffering from dementia, or somewhat beyond mildly retarded.

09 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

Harvestlarity ensues


That farmer sounds like a stalker. Probably husky, with a tassel on his cap.

09 Nov 2012 10:04 AM
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Walker    [TotalFark]  
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09 Nov 2012 10:05 AM
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mortimer_ford     

GoldDude: I would hazard to guess there was a bit more than "becoming worn out by a bus journey" involved to fall asleep so soundly you don't notice a farking combine driving up to you.


I've always thought those movies were full of shiat when they show a greyhound dropping some guy off in the middle of nowhere. Next stop, cornfield.

09 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
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upndn     

Englebert Slaptyback: Harvestlarity ensues


That farmer sounds like a stalker. Probably husky, with a tassel on his cap.


Well played

09 Nov 2012 10:10 AM
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ArcadianRefugee     

cgraves67: It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.


Just pretend "old guy bits" is a singular noun, like "kibbles and bits" (the dog food). Then you're all good.

09 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
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Langdon Alger     
Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: [being blunt] Ah, you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!

09 Nov 2012 10:12 AM
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freewill    [TotalFark]  

GoldDude: I would hazard to guess there was a bit more than "becoming worn out by a bus journey" involved to fall asleep so soundly you don't notice a farking combine driving up to you.


Worse, he woke up, noticed, and didn't have time to do anything about it in the two seconds that remained after the moment of dawning comprehension.

Sounds like a pretty metal way to go.

09 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
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ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Man, he almost got CORNHOLED!!!!

09 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
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glassgnome     

fastfxr: Jeezus...that combine whould have really thrashed him.

/Farkers won't get, Farmers will...


//some Farkers will.
///not that obscure...
////watch BBC's Victorian/Edwardian farm... beyond awesome.

09 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
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uncleacid     
He's lucky he didn't have his niblets cut off.

09 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
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Englebert Slaptyback     

upndn


Well played


Thanks. Not everyone appreciates corny jokes.

09 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
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Snowflake Tubbybottom     
Talk about almost getting corn-holed.

09 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
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Mr.Hawk     

Snowflake Tubbybottom: Talk about almost getting corn-holed.


We did already


ChipNASA 2012-11-09 10:15:42 AM
Man, he almost got CORNHOLED!!!!

09 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
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under a mountain    [TotalFark]  
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09 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
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kevinatilusa     
Aw, shucks!

09 Nov 2012 10:38 AM
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President Merkin Muffley     
Not a repeat from 2010 when the headline was funny.

09 Nov 2012 10:44 AM
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dcigary    [TotalFark]  
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09 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
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Arthurgoboom     

fastfxr: Jeezus...that combine whould have really thraeshed him.

/Farkers won't get, Farmers will...

 

Fixed. Other than that, A-, good joke, would LOL again.

09 Nov 2012 11:08 AM
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No Time To Explain     
Saw "cornfield" and "nap"in the same sentence, knew what was to happen

/subby, I like what you did there
//don't shuck me bro

09 Nov 2012 11:24 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     

09 Nov 2012 11:26 AM
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scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Cuz i got a brand new combine harvester
An ill give you the key
Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now i got a brand new combine harvester
An' ill give you the key.


Much better version here: Link

I prefer my combine harvester music to include aliens being slaughtered left and right.

09 Nov 2012 11:51 AM
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FrancoFile     

under a mountain: [fandangogroovers.files.wordpress.com image 500x281]


How long for you to sponge and press a suit?

09 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
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frunjer     

cgraves67: cgraves67: It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.

clog

/stupid subject-verb agreement


Combines don't have augers. Augers are used to drill holes not harvest corn. Stupid urbanite!

09 Nov 2012 02:01 PM
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cgraves67     

frunjer: cgraves67: cgraves67: It's a good thing the farmer stopped. Old guy bits really clogs up the augers.

clog

/stupid subject-verb agreement

Combines don't have augers. Augers are used to drill holes not harvest corn. Stupid urbanite!


Take a look at this.

http://www.explainthatstuff.com/howco mbineharvesterswork.html

Scroll down to the section called Inside a Combine Harvester. Look at item 4. Admittedly, they use the incorrect term augur, which is a priest that looks at bird guts, but an auger is any type of screw designed to move something, a screw conveyor, if you will. You can use them to move water, grain, or lots of other things. Your definition of auger, as a hole-maker, is also correct, but not the only definition.

09 Nov 2012 02:14 PM
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Ronin_S     
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09 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
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Hassan Ben Sobr     
I heard he was out standing in his field.

09 Nov 2012 06:20 PM
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laid back w/bud light     
Awww shucks, or not.

09 Nov 2012 09:39 PM
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Resident Muslim     
I don't remember the last time I was at real cornfield (if ever).

I there anything even remotely close to looking comfortable in a cornfield and at least safe from varmints?

10 Nov 2012 04:06 AM
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