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   Where Are They Now: YouTube hall-of-famer Michael Scott, the anchor who screams like a little girl, is arrested for body-slamming his (um, estranged) girlfriend while shouting "It's time to die like OJ"

09 Nov 2012 09:17 AM   |   8660 clicks   |   KFAB Omaha
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MmmmBacon    [TotalFark]  
Classy dude.

09 Nov 2012 07:58 AM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  
This is his claim to fame, I guess. Link

09 Nov 2012 08:09 AM
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Earguy    [TotalFark]  

Earguy: This is his claim to fame, I guess. Link


Duh, scroll down and it's in the article. Oh well.

09 Nov 2012 08:10 AM
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i upped my meds-up yours     
OJ died?

/guess I was following the election

09 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
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loveblondieo    [TotalFark]  
So he could have been the Scranton Strangler? Poor Holly Flax.

09 Nov 2012 09:12 AM
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Arkanaut     
OJ's dead?

09 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
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Whiskey Dickens     
I'd like to be the first to point out that he didn't scream "like a little girl."

*pats self on back*

/Also, I'm in before The Office references?

09 Nov 2012 09:23 AM
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TV's Vinnie     
cdn-www.cracked.com
GLKKkGgHhWHUTDUHFUGGjHgFfhjHGFghHhghH h!

This little tidbit from another source: http://www.southwestiowanews.com/coun cil_bluffs/news/former-tv-anchor - michael-scott-arrested-in-domestic-vio lence-case/article_c8da76be-2a00 -11e2-844d-001a4bcf887a.html

"After several stints as an anchor in various cities - including twice in Omaha - Scott has been working as a shoe salesman at Younkers at Westroads Mall."

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Poor guy. He's probably praying for another Robert Hawkins to come along and put him out of his misery.

09 Nov 2012 09:23 AM
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jrw8778     

Whiskey Dickens: ...

/Also, I'm in before The Office references?


Nein!

09 Nov 2012 09:26 AM
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Freudian Slit     
That's what she gets for jumping onto his jacket like that.

09 Nov 2012 09:27 AM
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Crudbucket     
And boom goes the dynamite.

09 Nov 2012 09:29 AM
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pseudoscience     
Wow, never seen that video, farking hilarious. Reminds me of this:

We may need emergency surgery in the studio

09 Nov 2012 09:30 AM
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Thelyphthoric     
He's the Nate Silver of the OJ Death pool, apparently.

09 Nov 2012 09:34 AM
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InfrasonicTom     
That's what she said.

09 Nov 2012 09:40 AM
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advex101     

TV's Vinnie: [cdn-www.cracked.com image 350x242]
GLKKkGgHhWHUTDUHFUGGjHgFfhjHGFghHhghH h!

This little tidbit from another source: http://www.southwestiowanews.com/counc il_bluffs/news/former-tv-anchor - michael-scott-arrested-in-domestic-vio lence-case/article_c8da76be-2a00 -11e2-844d-001a4bcf887a.html

"After several stints as an anchor in various cities - including twice in Omaha - Scott has been working as a shoe salesman at Younkers at Westroads Mall."

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Poor guy. He's probably praying for another Robert Hawkins to come along and put him out of his misery.


That is possibly the strangest article that I have ever read. Even on FARK. One person is a classic example of a domestic abuse doormat and the other is possibly having a nervous breakdown. I'll wait to watch this on Lifetime.

09 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
The woman claims that Scott attacked her after she said she did not like the movie they just watched at a theatre.

Any reason at all, I suppose: Why didn't you unpack you suitcase quick enough? You burned the pancakes? Why do you want the toilet paper holder to go there? Why won't you put your VS bra in the damn dryer? Why won't you listen to me when I call you worthless? You missed your turn? Why are you five minutes late? Why won't you eat my ice cream? Why did you park the truck THERE? Who was that guy you were talking to? You're wearing that? Why are you crying? What the fark is wrong with you?

Ah, life is bliss.

09 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
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Lord_Dubu     

i upped my meds-up yours: OJ died?

/guess I was following the election


Arkanaut: OJ's dead?


I see my potential contribution to this thread has already been sufficiently covered.

09 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
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Macular Degenerate     
OJ died?

09 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
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chknjetski     
OJ died?

09 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
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MagicBoris     

pseudoscience: Wow, never seen that video, farking hilarious. Reminds me of this:

We may need emergency surgery in the studio


In that case, allow me to share my favorite informercial blunder (you can skip the first 30 seconds)

09 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
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cynicalbastard     
Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?

09 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
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UrinalPooper     
Am I the only one curious about what movie they saw?

09 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

cynicalbastard: Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?


Probably. He just sounds like an abusive farkwit.

09 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
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SlothB77    [TotalFark]  
that's what she said?

09 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
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DrCalx     
OJ Died?

09 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
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Scrounger     
http://blog.al.com/ht/2007/07/lizard_a ttacks_new_waay_anchor.html

link

The truth is, Scott brings much more with him than just a crazy spot on YouTube. He's been an educator in the New York City public school system, a politician, a member of the inspirational group Up with People and an advocate against domestic abuse.

Stay classy.

09 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
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groppet     
Wow Ive been to some bad movies with girls but never slap em around bad. Maybe if I take a girl to a re-release of Ishtar.

09 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
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TV's Vinnie     

UrinalPooper: Am I the only one curious about what movie they saw?


According to sources, it was "Flight".

upload.wikimedia.org

DON'T YOU DARE SAY THIS MOVIE SUCKED OR I'LL CUT YOU, WOMAN!!!!

09 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
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advex101     
http://www.southwestiowanews.com/counc il_bluffs/news/former-tv-anchor- michael-scott-arrested-in-domestic-vio lence-case/article_c8da76be-2a00 -11e2-844d-001a4bcf887a.html

Read the article in the Southwest Iowan News. It's surreal. If you can't like direct try the Southwest Iowan News main page and hit the link.

09 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
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advex101     
LINK not like. Coffee deficient

09 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
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Skyfrog     
Maybe he was planning on killing OJ too.

09 Nov 2012 10:28 AM
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TV's Vinnie     

CapeFearCadaver: cynicalbastard: Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?

Probably. He just sounds like an abusive farkwit.


Well, in his defense, imagine having to work at your Al Bundy shoe salesman job day after day, remembering your glory days as a host on Entertainment Tonight, and having to hear John Tesch muzac being played over the PA system, and thinking that the only reason that hack is making big bank and you're not is because that cracker is white.

And then having to get up from the puddle of your own tears to get a size 6 1/2 for some fat Nebraska woman who insists her fat size 12 feet aren't bloated & disgusting.

09 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
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NameDot     

CapeFearCadaver: cynicalbastard: Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?

Probably. He just sounds like an abusive farkwit.


cynical IS probably right, Cape, like me, can manage an episode sober while most can not

09 Nov 2012 10:33 AM
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mortimer_ford     

MagicBoris: pseudoscience: Wow, never seen that video, farking hilarious. Reminds me of this:

We may need emergency surgery in the studio

In that case, allow me to share my favorite informercial blunder (you can skip the first 30 seconds)


Now, that was funny. Thanks for sharing that.

09 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
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Wayne 985     
Maybe I'm wrong, but I have a hard time believing this. "Time to die like OJ?" That doesn't sound poorly scripted to anyone else?

09 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

NameDot: CapeFearCadaver: cynicalbastard: Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?

Probably. He just sounds like an abusive farkwit.

cynical IS probably right, Cape, like me, can manage an episode sober while most can not


Episode? Is that what the kids are calling beatings nowadays?

09 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
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KarmaSpork     

CapeFearCadaver: The woman claims that Scott attacked her after she said she did not like the movie they just watched at a theatre.

Any reason at all, I suppose: Why didn't you unpack you suitcase quick enough? You burned the pancakes? Why do you want the toilet paper holder to go there? Why won't you put your VS bra in the damn dryer? Why won't you listen to me when I call you worthless? You missed your turn? Why are you five minutes late? Why won't you eat my ice cream? Why did you park the truck THERE? Who was that guy you were talking to? You're wearing that? Why are you crying? What the fark is wrong with you?

Ah, life is bliss.


Been there, done that, bought the divorce lawyer and the new life.


/book this jerkwad, Dan-O

09 Nov 2012 10:55 AM
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majestic     

UrinalPooper: Am I the only one curious about what movie they saw?

No. I have seen some really bad movies. But I have never seen a movie so bad that I wanted to kill my wife. Although I did get up and go outside to have a cigarette and a beer when she forced me to go to see The Day After Tomorrow. That movie was pretty farking stupid.

09 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
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kitsuneymg     
Am I too late to express disbelief and/or shock at OJ's death?!

09 Nov 2012 11:40 AM
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alcoda     

UrinalPooper: Am I the only one curious about what movie they saw?


flight, seriously

09 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
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Hector Remarkable     
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R.I.P. OJ

09 Nov 2012 12:39 PM
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MagSeven     

i upped my meds-up yours: OJ died?

/guess I was following the election


Arkanaut: OJ's dead?


Macular Degenerate: OJ died?


chknjetski: OJ died?


DrCalx: OJ Died?


He dead.

09 Nov 2012 12:48 PM
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cynicalbastard     

majestic: UrinalPooper: Am I the only one curious about what movie they saw?
No. I have seen some really bad movies. But I have never seen a movie so bad that I wanted to kill my wife. Although I did get up and go outside to have a cigarette and a beer when she forced me to go to see The Day After Tomorrow. That movie was pretty farking stupid.


They were probably just trying to see how many times they could break the laws of thermodynamics in one movie, rather like body counts in an old Schwartzenegger flick.

09 Nov 2012 01:38 PM
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Omahawg     
word around omaha is that cocaine is a helluva drug

09 Nov 2012 06:54 PM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  

Omahawg: word around omaha is that cocaine is a helluva drug


No excuse for beating your woman.

09 Nov 2012 07:27 PM
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