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Earguy: This is his claim to fame, I guess. Link
Whiskey Dickens: .../Also, I'm in before The Office references?
TV's Vinnie: [cdn-www.cracked.com image 350x242]GLKKkGgHhWHUTDUHFUGGjHgFfhjHGFghHhghH h!This little tidbit from another source: http://www.southwestiowanews.com/counc il_bluffs/news/former-tv-anchor - michael-scott-arrested-in-domestic-vio lence-case/article_c8da76be-2a00 -11e2-844d-001a4bcf887a.html"After several stints as an anchor in various cities - including twice in Omaha - Scott has been working as a shoe salesman at Younkers at Westroads Mall."[25.media.tumblr.com image 320x239]Poor guy. He's probably praying for another Robert Hawkins to come along and put him out of his misery.
i upped my meds-up yours: OJ died?/guess I was following the election
Arkanaut: OJ's dead?
pseudoscience: Wow, never seen that video, farking hilarious. Reminds me of this:We may need emergency surgery in the studio
cynicalbastard: Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?
UrinalPooper: Am I the only one curious about what movie they saw?
CapeFearCadaver: cynicalbastard: Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?Probably. He just sounds like an abusive farkwit.
MagicBoris: pseudoscience: Wow, never seen that video, farking hilarious. Reminds me of this:We may need emergency surgery in the studioIn that case, allow me to share my favorite informercial blunder (you can skip the first 30 seconds)
NameDot: CapeFearCadaver: cynicalbastard: Would I be wrong to assume drugs and/or alchohol were involved?Probably. He just sounds like an abusive farkwit.cynical IS probably right, Cape, like me, can manage an episode sober while most can not
CapeFearCadaver: The woman claims that Scott attacked her after she said she did not like the movie they just watched at a theatre.Any reason at all, I suppose: Why didn't you unpack you suitcase quick enough? You burned the pancakes? Why do you want the toilet paper holder to go there? Why won't you put your VS bra in the damn dryer? Why won't you listen to me when I call you worthless? You missed your turn? Why are you five minutes late? Why won't you eat my ice cream? Why did you park the truck THERE? Who was that guy you were talking to? You're wearing that? Why are you crying? What the fark is wrong with you?Ah, life is bliss.
Macular Degenerate: OJ died?
chknjetski: OJ died?
DrCalx: OJ Died?
majestic: UrinalPooper: Am I the only one curious about what movie they saw?No. I have seen some really bad movies. But I have never seen a movie so bad that I wanted to kill my wife. Although I did get up and go outside to have a cigarette and a beer when she forced me to go to see The Day After Tomorrow. That movie was pretty farking stupid.
Omahawg: word around omaha is that cocaine is a helluva drug
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