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   South Korean activists air drop condoms into North Korea. No word on whether or not they stamped them "Texas Medium"

09 Nov 2012 11:49 AM   |   2343 clicks   |   Jezebel
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Grapple     
With God as my witness... I thought condoms could fly.

09 Nov 2012 11:53 AM
Farkborn     
Nah, they labelled them Texas extra-small.

09 Nov 2012 11:54 AM
Langdon Alger     
everyone was dissappointed to try "gum" for the first time.

09 Nov 2012 11:56 AM
Anastacya     
Awesome! I wonder what sort of angry rhetoric will come back from the DPRK?! I love reading all of the different ways that the "Dear Leaders" of "Best Korea" threaten hostile responses to the Souths attempts to enlighten the North. No, war is not funny, I am simply curious about the language used. They can be rather creative.

Then again, mastering propaganda is Despot 101.

/you know who else mastered propaganda?

09 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
Leeds     
I'm guessing the message of "Kill yourselves off by not procreating" is slightly less inflammatory as "Die in a fire."

Slightly.

09 Nov 2012 11:57 AM
Leeds     

Anastacya: /you know who else mastered propaganda?


Obama for the win!

09 Nov 2012 11:58 AM
Analgesic     
Open Condom style?

09 Nov 2012 11:59 AM
Lunaville     
When I was 13, I was involved in a Baptist version of scouts. A young woman who was a baptist missionary came to speak to our group. She had been pulled out of Africa and put on prison detail. Baptist missionaries used to distribute condoms and teach people how to use them. That was one of her responsibilities in Africa. She had a face-to-face encounter with a nun who had been telling people that using condoms was a sin against G-d and that they would burn in hell if they used the condoms. Young Baptist woman lost her self-control and slapped the nun in the face. So, she was removed from an area with incredibly high birth rates and a great deal of poverty and hunger and sent to my hometown which had multiple prisons. Even though she missed the people she'd come to know in Africa, she was a cheerful young woman and enjoyed working with the prisoners.

I wonder if Baptist missionaries still distribute condoms or if they've backed off of that in favor of avoiding controversy?

09 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve     

Analgesic: Open Condom style?


It's funny because Korea.

09 Nov 2012 12:04 PM
texmeth     
What is a "Texas Medium"? Is that an XL for the rest of the US, are North Koreans going to wear them as hats?

09 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
Clemkadidlefark     
I love that old joke

09 Nov 2012 12:05 PM
bluelancer03     
Of course they are Texas-Medium if they're being used as parachutes.

09 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
MattyBlast    [TotalFark]  
Don't all important festivities begin with a huge dropping of party balloons?

09 Nov 2012 12:12 PM
Blackbird     
It's China XXXL.

09 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Odd Bird     

Langdon Alger: everyone was dissappointed to try "gum" for the first time.


nice

09 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
Gonad the Ballbarian     

Langdon Alger: everyone was dissappointed to try "gum" for the first time.


I don't know, he seems to be enjoying it :)

Said North Korean:

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09 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
"We've heard condoms are particularly difficult to secure in the North," said Bong Tae-Hong, who heads the right-wing activist group Right Korea.

"North Koreans also need them as contraceptives and for protection against sexually transferred diseases," Bong told AFP.

What the hell is Bong smoking?

09 Nov 2012 12:33 PM
MasterPython     
How good are condoms going to be after they are exposed to extreme temperatures at high altitudes?

09 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh     

texmeth: What is a "Texas Medium"? Is that an XL for the rest of the US, are North Koreans going to wear them as hats?


"Extra Slim" for the rest of the American market, actually, but put into packages that say "XXL" so the Texas boys with their big hats, big trucks, big belt buckles and big guns don't have to feel like they're compensating. About the right size for the Korean market, upon reflection.

09 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
RobFMJ     

Gonad the Ballbarian: Langdon Alger: everyone was dissappointed to try "gum" for the first time.

I don't know, he seems to be enjoying it :)

Said North Korean:

[i2.photobucket.com image 480x360]


Been a while since I seen a Coneheads reference

Kudos to you, sir

09 Nov 2012 01:01 PM
RobFMJ     

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: texmeth: What is a "Texas Medium"? Is that an XL for the rest of the US, are North Koreans going to wear them as hats?

"Extra Slim" for the rest of the American market, actually, but put into packages that say "XXL" so the Texas boys with their big hats, big trucks, big belt buckles and big guns don't have to feel like they're compensating. About the right size for the Korean market, upon reflection.


I'm mildly disturbed by how much thought you've put into our penars

/nttawtt

09 Nov 2012 01:03 PM
Gonad the Ballbarian     

texmeth: What is a "Texas Medium"? Is that an XL for the rest of the US, are North Koreans going to wear them as hats?


i2.photobucket.comView Full Size


It's NOT short, it's just THIN,

a THIN penis...!!

09 Nov 2012 01:08 PM
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh     

RobFMJ: I'm mildly disturbed by how much thought you've put into our penars

/nttawtt


Nothing compared to how much you Texans have put into it. Going around telling anyone who'll listen that "everything's bigger in Texas" screams of serious insecurity.

/All meant in good fun.

09 Nov 2012 01:21 PM
texmeth     

Diogenes Teufelsdrockh: RobFMJ: I'm mildly disturbed by how much thought you've put into our penars

/nttawtt

Nothing compared to how much you Texans have put into it. Going around telling anyone who'll listen that "everything's bigger in Texas" screams of serious insecurity.

/All meant in good fun.


That's just what your mom said when she grabbed it.

/drives a Mazda 3
//owns one shotgun
///married to a midget(4'10")

09 Nov 2012 01:53 PM
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