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09 Nov 2012 12:08 PM   |   1753 clicks   |   Times of Israel
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oldernell    [TotalFark]  
It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.

09 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
Walker    [TotalFark]  
"There is no war of any kind in Syria"
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09 Nov 2012 12:10 PM
Smeggy Smurf     

oldernell: It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.


Hence the cover up with Benghazi

09 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
BronyMedic     

Smeggy Smurf: oldernell: It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.

Hence the cover up with Benghazi


It really pisses you off the black guy won, doesn't it?

09 Nov 2012 12:14 PM
Nicholas D. Wolfwood     
Nice to see that What's-his-name, the old Iraqi Information Minister for Hussein, is still getting work.

09 Nov 2012 12:16 PM
The Southern Dandy     
What ever happened to Baghdad Bob? Is he rotting in a cell in Abu Ghraib or Gitmo?

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09 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
Deep Contact     
There all just terrorists. Where have I heard this before?

09 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
Walker    [TotalFark]  

The Southern Dandy: What ever happened to Baghdad Bob? Is he rotting in a cell in Abu Ghraib or Gitmo?

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Nope. He was never jailed.
He is now living a comfortable life in the United Arab Emirates with his family.

Citation given

09 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
croesius     
He acknowledged his troops are fighting a "tough war and a difficult war," adding that when foreign countries stop sending arms to rebels, "I can tell (you) that in weeks we can finish everything."

Translated: We can kill every damn one of them.

09 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
rdu_voyager     
Patient Name: Bashar al-Assad

Diagnosis: Excessive inter-cranial pressure

Prescription: 9mm ventilation

09 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
russlar     

Walker: "There is no war of any kind in Syria"
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we're done here.

09 Nov 2012 12:29 PM
SkunkWerks     

Smeggy Smurf: oldernell: It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.

Hence the cover up with Benghazi


Wouldn't be the first time we armed Al Qaeda. May as well train them again for old times' sake.

09 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
kattana     
backing of the rebellion against his regime


now.. why did i read that above as..

backing of the rebellion against the empire


and in vaders voice

wierd

09 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
groppet     
Its just a drive by gone bad......real bad!

09 Nov 2012 12:40 PM
grokca    [TotalFark]  
It's a police action, just like Korea.

09 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
spice trader     
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but they shocked santa's balls

09 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
Wolf_Cub     
FTA:Instead of civil war, Assad said, Syria is facing "terrorism through proxies," referring to foreign backing of the rebellion against his regime.

If anyone would know about terrorism through proxies, it would be the Syrians.

09 Nov 2012 01:02 PM
jaybeezey     
i bet he thought it was funny as shiat when he was sending Syrians into Iraq to kill Americans. Not so much fun now that it is happening to him.

09 Nov 2012 01:06 PM
TappingTheVein     
And here we are again with the classic middle eastern arab shiathole dilemma: the secular murderous vile dictator or the religious murderous opposition ?

09 Nov 2012 02:07 PM
Dimming     
nice try, Subby.

1. Find your nearest wormhole
2. dial the Pegasus galaxy
3. BOOM....Atlantis.

Easy peasy. Next time, don't be so dramatic with your headline.

09 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
tinyarena     

Smeggy Smurf: oldernell: It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.

Hence the cover up with Benghazi


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Please continue. Post more. It's delicious.

09 Nov 2012 04:29 PM
Mouser     

TappingTheVein: And here we are again with the classic middle eastern arab shiathole dilemma: the secular murderous vile dictator or the religious murderous opposition ?


So, Blood for the Blood God?

09 Nov 2012 04:29 PM
xen0blue     

TappingTheVein: And here we are again with the classic middle eastern arab shiathole dilemma: the secular murderous vile dictator or the religious murderous opposition ?


Perfectly put

09 Nov 2012 04:53 PM
xen0blue     

BronyMedic: It really pisses you off the black guy won, doesn't it?


HEY EVERYONE! IF YOU DIDN'T VOTE FOR OBAMA YOU'RE A RACIST! 

And that....is why I don't vote democrat.

09 Nov 2012 05:24 PM
stuffy     
Say what you want but don't got dragging Santa into this.

09 Nov 2012 06:35 PM
LewDux     

oldernell: It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.


"Hey, Ali, West won't help us, should be accept help from Al-Qaeda?"
"No, let's just curl up and die"
"Okey dokey"

10 Nov 2012 04:26 AM
PunGent     

Smeggy Smurf: oldernell: It's more a religious war than a civil war, but about the same. Suni hates Shia. What a lot of people don't know is that Al Qaeda is now heavily involved with the Suni rebels, so if anyone arms the rebels, they arm Al Qaeda too.

Hence the cover up with Benghazi


Alright, one more try. I have yet to get a rational answer out of a right-winger as to what, exactly, they think Obama is covering up. Care to enlighten me?

Muslim terrorists have been killing Americans since the Reagan administration...it's not exactly a secret.

10 Nov 2012 08:49 AM
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