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   Man cuts off his tongue to save his marriage. No word yet from him on how that's working out

09 Nov 2012 12:17 PM   |   5252 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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WTF_Are_You_Looking_At     
What a dumbass. He should've cut off his wife's tongue because everybody know women nags more than men.
/DNRTFA

09 Nov 2012 09:18 AM
scottydoesntknow    [TotalFark]  
Does he really think she will take him back? He literally just cut bedroom foreplay in half.

09 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
Shakes     
Twilight Zone?

09 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
buckeyebrain     
ARP! ARP! ARP!!!!

09 Nov 2012 12:19 PM
ChipNASA    [TotalFark]  
Men's Rule for Marriage....

Read and digest:


"You can be right......or you can be *happy*. "
 

09 Nov 2012 12:20 PM
otalicus     
I like to smoke cigars now and then, and my wife puts up with it. She has told me numerous times however if I lose my tongue from cancer she's leaving me.

09 Nov 2012 12:20 PM
stu1-1     
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09 Nov 2012 12:21 PM
angry_scientist     

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: What a dumbass. He should've cut off his wife's tongue because everybody know women nags more than men.
/DNRTFA


Absolutely THIS.

09 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
Sticky Hands    [TotalFark]  
India? Yeah India.
Strange place.

09 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
Pair-o-Dice     

buckeyebrain: ARP! ARP! ARP!!!!


Well played. +1

09 Nov 2012 12:23 PM
kvinesknows     
Would have made MORE sense to poke out the wife's ears.

09 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
Evil Mackerel     
Bwell bab bwass sbwooped.

09 Nov 2012 12:25 PM
Theaetetus     
In the accompanying slideshow:
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And her name is Channel Tapper?
O.o

09 Nov 2012 12:27 PM
OtherLittleGuy    [TotalFark]  

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Unimpressed

09 Nov 2012 12:28 PM
foxyshadis     
I would think tongue extensions would help a bit more...

Sticky Hands: India? Yeah India.
Strange place.


Seriously. It's not like it's hard to start beating someone you formerly just treated like dirt.

09 Nov 2012 12:30 PM
ciberido     

09 Nov 2012 12:31 PM
The One True TheDavid     
I keep my tongue where it belongs.

09 Nov 2012 12:32 PM
danielscissorhands     
I certainly hope they arrest the hawk that flew off with that Jack Russell's tongue.

09 Nov 2012 12:32 PM
LeroyBourne     
Ichi!!

09 Nov 2012 12:35 PM
Odd Bird     
I think my tongue extended my marriage 6 months.

09 Nov 2012 12:37 PM
StarshipAngel     
*see Oldboy reference. Leave satisfied, but somewhat creeped out, having watched that strange, strange, movie.*

09 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
Rindred     
This is not a recommended method for getting out of performing orally.

09 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
SlagginOff     
I'm not usually very squeamish, but I'm extremely hungover and the picture of that pair of scissors almost cutting that tongue made me nauseous.

09 Nov 2012 12:49 PM
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom     
No ass is worth that, sorry

09 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
uncleacid     
Words beginning with a T are going to be a problem.

09 Nov 2012 12:50 PM
Snarfangel     
Just buy your wife earplugs.

09 Nov 2012 12:51 PM
farm machine     
He's no longer a cunning linguist. I expect the wife will be displeased.

09 Nov 2012 12:52 PM
Big Ramifications     
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09 Nov 2012 01:23 PM
airplane_mech     
Doesn't really matter. It's India. No one is licking anything over there.

09 Nov 2012 01:26 PM
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09 Nov 2012 01:27 PM
ciberido     

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09 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
Ordinary Genius     
My wife would NOT be happy about my tongue being cut off.

09 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
BoxOfBees     
Why cut it off when a strategic piercing might suffice?

09 Nov 2012 03:18 PM
Jon iz teh kewl     
Jesus LOVES it when u cut off limbs/body parts when u don't have the willpower to stop sinning with them attached

09 Nov 2012 04:28 PM
trickymoo     
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Because he went like this.

BLAHLAHLAHLAHLAHALHAHLAHLAH!

And [s]he didn't like it,

so he cut out his tongue. 


/ So I am gonna be watching this film later on.
// You want Robin rubbed out, eliminated, maybe even killed...
/// In the years that we have been friends, England and Jersey, never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake. Or ganool. You know. Its a pastry with stuffing. Its got sprinkles on it.

09 Nov 2012 04:35 PM
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