My god, its full of STARS!

There is nothing in that headline that makes me even remotely want to click it.

Crappy excuse for a person: check.

Crappy excuse for BDSM erotica: check.

Crappy excuse for an article: check.

Saborlas passing this up to see if there are any new recipes in this weeks food thread: double check!

As tempted as I am to watch that, I think I'll just go stare directly into the sun instead.

"involved in pornogracy"

PORNOGRACY

He probably only saw blank pages

/he can only see black and white, no grey

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He probably only saw blank pages

/he can only see black and white, no grey

+1 internets to you good sir!

Coming up: The CAPAlert review on the upcoming film

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He probably only saw blank pages

/he can only see black and white, no grey

invisible hairpiece!

yukichigai: "involved in pornogracy"

PORNOGRACY

Pornogracy is dorksided. It's like slykicks and gorgyles.

256 shades of gray (VGA monochrome)

50 Shades of Grey is quickly becoming as irritating to me as Ronald McDonald flogging gourmet coffee.

That's about right.

Pointy Tail of Satan: 50 Shades of Grey is quickly becoming as irritating to me as Ronald McDonald flogging gourmet coffee.

Yea... me too... my wife is on the second book and I'm running out of fu(king places to hide.

Pointy Tail of Satan: 50 Shades of Grey is quickly becoming as irritating to me as Ronald McDonald flogging gourmet coffee.

hehe...you said 'flogging'.

Was it the book on tape?

Saborlas: There is nothing in that headline that makes me even remotely want to click it.

Crappy excuse for a person: check.

Crappy excuse for BDSM erotica: check.

Crappy excuse for an article: check.

Saborlas passing this up to see if there are any new recipes in this weeks food thread: double check!

Pretty much this, except not checking the food thread.

/I haven't looked at the food threads. Any of them cover gluten free alternatives? Found out the wife had an ancestor with a wheat allergy, so we've been doing GF since we moved.
//She's feeling better. I'm feeling not worse. I suspect she's intolerant and I am not.

I need to buy this book for my wife.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Was it the book on tape?

Thank you for this.

Jon iz teh kewl: 256 shades of gray (VGA monochrome)

Jon iZ tEH OLD

Pat: "Kristi, do you see anything in porn that attracts you?"

Pat hands her the book

Kristi: "Pat, why are the pages all sticky?"

Damn, he was not reviewing it. I doubt he ever even saw the cover of the book.

I think this would have deserved the Romero tag. He and his co-host (although I think she was just humoring him) were shocked to discover that lots of women like porn.

Sorry I couldn't get past Pat saying "Do you see anything in porn..." I was unable to watch anymore.

Corvus: Sorry I couldn't get past Pat saying "Do you see anything in porn..." I was unable to watch anymore.

I had to take a bath after I saw that.

And now I need another one.

Well, that was creepy.

Also, I have serious doubts about the veracity of his proclamation that "30% of women are involved in pornogracy".

DanZero: Coming up: The CAPAlert review on the upcoming film

I'm actually looking forward to that!

Jon iz teh kewl: 256 shades of gray (VGA monochrome)

That would be a great title for a geeky parody

HA HA HA HA HA! His female co-host seems like she is actively creeped out by him, but does her best to hide it to keep cashing in her sweet, sweet paycheck.

I should be in the kitchen: Jon iz teh kewl: 256 shades of gray (VGA monochrome)

That would be a great title for a geeky parody

1 shade of gray, hercules

I initially read that as "Robert Pattinson" reviews 50 Shades of Grey.

astelmaszek: I should be in the kitchen: Jon iz teh kewl: 256 shades of gray (VGA monochrome)

That would be a great title for a geeky parody

1 shade of gray, hercules

1 shade of amber

He actually said "housewifey".

Will he read a passage while sitting on a vibrator?

/hits mute

Pat wants some brown sugar.

Who's the perfect person to review a young woman's erotic novel? An 82-year old Baptist bigot.

worth it just for the "30% of women" clips, sampling them into a industrial song

I... I don't think I can handle any more. No RTFA, no RTFT... I just can't do it.

Through the looking glass is RIGHT. I ended up following some anti-muslim link from that page and oh my god, what are we going to do with these people on the far right? They are completely, irreparably unhinged.

Ten bucks says Pat Robertson is semi-firm under that desk.

/try putting that visual out of your mind
//and she's medium-moist

Who the frak greenlighted this and WHY did you see fit to inflict this infected asshair on us?

WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU!!??

yukichigai: "involved in pornogracy"

PORNOGRACY

Finally a system of governance I can really get behind....And push.

Why should I care what a prudish impotent old man thinks about sex?

Every time I hear something he said, I'm reminded why everyone should learn to think twice before opening your mouth at an early age, because if you dont youll end up making an ass of yourself over and over again when youre old.


And then theres fark...

FTA: Robertson said he is shocked that "Fifty Shades of Grey" is so successful since its author is "a little housewifey-type that doesn't look like some glamour queen."

So, so many things wrong with this statement. I guess Robertson isn't aware that women enjoy sex, no matter what they look like?

Ew.

Several things you never, ever, want to see in your lifetime:

1. Susan Boyle and the mother of Honey Boo Boo Child having a 69

2. a zombie taking a runny sh*t down his legs

3. THIS VIDEO

Maybe if the book was about 50 boys servicing a grey haired senior citizen in various titillating ways it would have made him more excited. Then he would have commented "It's a great book by an altarboyish type of wife."

He was getting off on it. Women like porn? I don't believe it. Do tell me more about these sinful, lusting ladies that love porn . . . tell me beautiful, young, innocent, Christian woman, do you love porn? What about porn do you like? I mean, if I were to show you my big, fat, throbbing c*ck, that wouldn't do anything for you, would it?