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   Through the looking glass: Pat Robertson reviews 50 Shades of Grey

09 Nov 2012 05:49 PM   |   9347 clicks   |   Right Wing Watch
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  
My god, its full of STARS!

09 Nov 2012 03:52 PM
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Saborlas    [TotalFark]  
There is nothing in that headline that makes me even remotely want to click it.

Crappy excuse for a person: check.

Crappy excuse for BDSM erotica: check.

Crappy excuse for an article: check.

Saborlas passing this up to see if there are any new recipes in this weeks food thread: double check!

09 Nov 2012 04:31 PM
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dickfreckle     
As tempted as I am to watch that, I think I'll just go stare directly into the sun instead.

09 Nov 2012 04:31 PM
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yukichigai     
"involved in pornogracy"

PORNOGRACY

09 Nov 2012 04:33 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  
He probably only saw blank pages

/he can only see black and white, no grey

09 Nov 2012 04:44 PM
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yukichigai     

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He probably only saw blank pages

/he can only see black and white, no grey


+1 internets to you good sir!

09 Nov 2012 04:46 PM
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DanZero    [TotalFark]  
Coming up: The CAPAlert review on the upcoming film

09 Nov 2012 04:57 PM
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433    [TotalFark]  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: He probably only saw blank pages

/he can only see black and white, no grey


invisible hairpiece!

09 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
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Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  

yukichigai: "involved in pornogracy"

PORNOGRACY


Pornogracy is dorksided. It's like slykicks and gorgyles.

09 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
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gul_jay     
i.imgur.com

09 Nov 2012 05:53 PM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
256 shades of gray (VGA monochrome)

09 Nov 2012 06:00 PM
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Pointy Tail of Satan     
50 Shades of Grey is quickly becoming as irritating to me as Ronald McDonald flogging gourmet coffee.

09 Nov 2012 06:01 PM
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Nick Nostril     
That's about right.

09 Nov 2012 06:02 PM
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bim1154     

Pointy Tail of Satan: 50 Shades of Grey is quickly becoming as irritating to me as Ronald McDonald flogging gourmet coffee.


Yea... me too... my wife is on the second book and I'm running out of fu(king places to hide.

09 Nov 2012 06:06 PM
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Weaver95    [TotalFark]  

Pointy Tail of Satan: 50 Shades of Grey is quickly becoming as irritating to me as Ronald McDonald flogging gourmet coffee.


hehe...you said 'flogging'.

09 Nov 2012 06:07 PM
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The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves     
Was it the book on tape?

09 Nov 2012 06:07 PM
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Exception Collection     

Saborlas: There is nothing in that headline that makes me even remotely want to click it.

Crappy excuse for a person: check.

Crappy excuse for BDSM erotica: check.

Crappy excuse for an article: check.

Saborlas passing this up to see if there are any new recipes in this weeks food thread: double check!


Pretty much this, except not checking the food thread.

/I haven't looked at the food threads. Any of them cover gluten free alternatives? Found out the wife had an ancestor with a wheat allergy, so we've been doing GF since we moved.
//She's feeling better. I'm feeling not worse. I suspect she's intolerant and I am not.

09 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
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ackb4r     
I need to buy this book for my wife.

09 Nov 2012 06:14 PM
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error 303     

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Was it the book on tape?


Thank you for this.

09 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
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23FPB23     

Jon iz teh kewl: 256 shades of gray (VGA monochrome)


Jon iZ tEH OLD

09 Nov 2012 06:16 PM
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pottie     
Pat: "Kristi, do you see anything in porn that attracts you?"

Pat hands her the book

Kristi: "Pat, why are the pages all sticky?"

09 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
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talkertopc     
Damn, he was not reviewing it. I doubt he ever even saw the cover of the book.

I think this would have deserved the Romero tag. He and his co-host (although I think she was just humoring him) were shocked to discover that lots of women like porn.

09 Nov 2012 06:18 PM
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mjg     
www.marymeetsdolly.com

09 Nov 2012 06:19 PM
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Corvus     
Sorry I couldn't get past Pat saying "Do you see anything in porn..." I was unable to watch anymore.

09 Nov 2012 06:21 PM
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halmot     

Corvus: Sorry I couldn't get past Pat saying "Do you see anything in porn..." I was unable to watch anymore.


I had to take a bath after I saw that.

And now I need another one.

09 Nov 2012 06:23 PM
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apoptotic     
Well, that was creepy.

Also, I have serious doubts about the veracity of his proclamation that "30% of women are involved in pornogracy".

09 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
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I should be in the kitchen     

DanZero: Coming up: The CAPAlert review on the upcoming film


I'm actually looking forward to that!

09 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
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I should be in the kitchen     

Jon iz teh kewl: 256 shades of gray (VGA monochrome)


That would be a great title for a geeky parody

09 Nov 2012 06:31 PM
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ambercat     
HA HA HA HA HA! His female co-host seems like she is actively creeped out by him, but does her best to hide it to keep cashing in her sweet, sweet paycheck.

09 Nov 2012 06:33 PM
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astelmaszek     

I should be in the kitchen: Jon iz teh kewl: 256 shades of gray (VGA monochrome)

That would be a great title for a geeky parody


1 shade of gray, hercules

09 Nov 2012 06:34 PM
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fusillade762    [TotalFark]  
I initially read that as "Robert Pattinson" reviews 50 Shades of Grey.

09 Nov 2012 06:36 PM
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The All-Powerful Atheismo     

astelmaszek: I should be in the kitchen: Jon iz teh kewl: 256 shades of gray (VGA monochrome)

That would be a great title for a geeky parody

1 shade of gray, hercules


1 shade of amber

09 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
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ggecko     
He actually said "housewifey".

09 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
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janzee     
Will he read a passage while sitting on a vibrator?

/hits mute

09 Nov 2012 06:40 PM
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Amos Quito     
Pat wants some brown sugar.

09 Nov 2012 06:43 PM
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Omnivorous     
Who's the perfect person to review a young woman's erotic novel? An 82-year old Baptist bigot.

09 Nov 2012 06:43 PM
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vd61     
worth it just for the "30% of women" clips, sampling them into a industrial song

09 Nov 2012 06:44 PM
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CapeFearCadaver    [TotalFark]  
I... I don't think I can handle any more. No RTFA, no RTFT... I just can't do it.

09 Nov 2012 06:52 PM
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ChadM89     
Through the looking glass is RIGHT. I ended up following some anti-muslim link from that page and oh my god, what are we going to do with these people on the far right? They are completely, irreparably unhinged.

09 Nov 2012 06:53 PM
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yoursafewordisharder     
Ten bucks says Pat Robertson is semi-firm under that desk.

/try putting that visual out of your mind
//and she's medium-moist

09 Nov 2012 06:53 PM
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Kittypie070     
Who the frak greenlighted this and WHY did you see fit to inflict this infected asshair on us?

WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU!!??

09 Nov 2012 06:56 PM
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lostcat    [TotalFark]  

yukichigai: "involved in pornogracy"

PORNOGRACY


Finally a system of governance I can really get behind....And push.

09 Nov 2012 06:58 PM
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nmemkha     
Why should I care what a prudish impotent old man thinks about sex?

09 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
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MadameX     
i911.photobucket.com

09 Nov 2012 06:59 PM
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Animatronik     
Every time I hear something he said, I'm reminded why everyone should learn to think twice before opening your mouth at an early age, because if you dont youll end up making an ass of yourself over and over again when youre old.


And then theres fark...

09 Nov 2012 07:00 PM
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MrEricSir     
FTA: Robertson said he is shocked that "Fifty Shades of Grey" is so successful since its author is "a little housewifey-type that doesn't look like some glamour queen."

So, so many things wrong with this statement. I guess Robertson isn't aware that women enjoy sex, no matter what they look like?

09 Nov 2012 07:01 PM
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Indubitably     
Ew.

09 Nov 2012 07:02 PM
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TV's Vinnie     
Several things you never, ever, want to see in your lifetime:

1. Susan Boyle and the mother of Honey Boo Boo Child having a 69

2. a zombie taking a runny sh*t down his legs

3. THIS VIDEO

09 Nov 2012 07:07 PM
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GreenSun     
Maybe if the book was about 50 boys servicing a grey haired senior citizen in various titillating ways it would have made him more excited. Then he would have commented "It's a great book by an altarboyish type of wife."

09 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
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swingerofbirches     
He was getting off on it. Women like porn? I don't believe it. Do tell me more about these sinful, lusting ladies that love porn . . . tell me beautiful, young, innocent, Christian woman, do you love porn? What about porn do you like? I mean, if I were to show you my big, fat, throbbing c*ck, that wouldn't do anything for you, would it?

09 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
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