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   Today's televised death brought to you by LA and a bank robbery car chase

09 Nov 2012 09:24 PM   |   13198 clicks   |   AP
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marius2    [TotalFark]  
You mean they "accidentally" didn't cut the feed quick enough?

09 Nov 2012 06:56 PM
Amos Quito     
Suicide.

09 Nov 2012 06:58 PM
Silly Jesus     

Amos Quito: Suicide.


09 Nov 2012 08:27 PM
Indubitably     
Suddenly?

09 Nov 2012 09:25 PM
Walker    [TotalFark]  
To Live and Die in LA.....LIVE on TV.

09 Nov 2012 09:27 PM
Indubitably     
I am Indubitably, and the next fark who accuses me of multitab, I swear I will mindfark.

From space.

Early warning system alert successful.

*)

09 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
fat boy     
And nothing of value was lost

09 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
Active introvert     
Damn, I hate that I can't get the news out of LA anymore.

You stay classy.... Lancaster?

09 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
RoyHobbs22     
link?

09 Nov 2012 09:29 PM
steamingpile     
Good saved the hassle.of a trial, if only more dirt bags could be more considerate.

09 Nov 2012 09:34 PM
swaxhog     
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09 Nov 2012 09:35 PM
antiFodder     

09 Nov 2012 09:36 PM
AgentPothead     
Remember, robbing banks is punishable by death. Unless you run the banks, then you can take all the money you want and we'll just give you more.

09 Nov 2012 09:36 PM
willsomebody     
Why the hell does that site still have an Olympic Medals table?

09 Nov 2012 09:38 PM
W.C.fields forever     

Active introvert: Damn, I hate that I can't get the news out of LA anymore.

You stay classy.... Lancaster?


yeah..L.A News lives for that..I used to commute up into O.C. and stay up there on Friday nights.Prolly a 100 times.At least 10 of thoses times,after I got back to the hotel room after happy hour there was a chase..Its Prime Time..And that is also Friday rush hour in L.A.

09 Nov 2012 09:40 PM
Mentalpatient87     
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09 Nov 2012 09:40 PM
Indubitably     
Mr. President,

Please hold the bank-owntable accountable. Put them in prison.

Send the message on something that cost millions trillions, and does everyday...

Not okay, human.

Reregulate.

*)

09 Nov 2012 09:41 PM
KrispyKritter     

AgentPothead: Remember, robbing banks is punishable by death. Unless you run the banks, then you can take all the money you want and we'll just give you more.


federal is the word to avoid. law goes Terminator, never stops looking for you. rob most any other business on the block for $3500.00 it's ancient history if they don't catch you in short time. same $$$ from bank, you're on the run forever.

09 Nov 2012 09:42 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: Mr. President,

Please hold the bank-owntable accountable. Put them in prison.

Send the message on something that cost millions trillions, and does everyday...

Not okay, human.

Reregulate.

*)


Drugs were never this, and you know it.

09 Nov 2012 09:43 PM
Threadslayer     
Fusillade: the host new word for journalists.

09 Nov 2012 09:43 PM
phrawgh     
It is a message from God, children.

09 Nov 2012 09:43 PM
skrame     
It wasn't Fox, therefore the channel doesn't get mentioned and farkers don't get outraged.

09 Nov 2012 09:44 PM
Indubitably     
Make peas.

09 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
OnlyM3     
Where are all the members of FARK's whargarble moral brigade that were oh so very offended when FOX showed the last one?


ohh that's right. They're bigots. It only is wrong when FOX, a white guy, or "republican" does it.

09 Nov 2012 09:45 PM
Indubitably     

Indubitably: Make peas.


Feed peace.

09 Nov 2012 09:46 PM
signaljammer     
Peculation is a crime, but it isn't as bad as robbery.

//she came in through
//the bathroom window

09 Nov 2012 09:46 PM
vegasj     
meh

no loss

09 Nov 2012 09:46 PM
RoyHobbs22     

antiFodder: RoyHobbs22: link?

Link.


ouch

09 Nov 2012 09:47 PM
TomD9938     

skrame: It wasn't Fox, therefore the channel doesn't get mentioned and farkers don't get outraged.


I saw it on replay on a local affiliate (CBS?).

I just assumed that since it wasnt a suicide, it was considered a-ok for the public to watch the guy punch out.

09 Nov 2012 09:48 PM
jafiwam     
I like how the police have enough sense to wait till he bleeds out they know it is safe before moving in. 

Good shoot.

09 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
BronyMedic     
Perhaps the only reason this man lived was to serve as a warning to everyone else.

Remember, children. Shooting at the cops is not conducive to a state of good health.

09 Nov 2012 09:49 PM
Kevin72     

Indubitably: Indubitably:.



So now, what is your drug of choice?

09 Nov 2012 09:50 PM
ArmednHammered    [TotalFark]  
California voters weakened the 3 strikes law and the cops responded.
Strike 1, you're out!

09 Nov 2012 09:51 PM
signaljammer     
Seemed like suicide-by-cop.

09 Nov 2012 09:51 PM
calbert    [TotalFark]  

Indubitably: Make peas.


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09 Nov 2012 09:51 PM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Looks like he fired first. Last mistake of his life.

09 Nov 2012 09:54 PM
BeerGraduate     

signaljammer: Seemed like suicide-by-cop.


Depending on the environment, walking down the street can constitute suicide-via-cop.

09 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
SirEattonHogg     
How is this news? This happens every other week somewhere in LA county.... including the televised shootout at the end.

If you don't live in LA, just youtube it. Or watch Heat again.

09 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
Gyrfalcon     

AgentPothead: Remember, robbing banks is punishable by death. Unless you run the banks, then you can take all the money you want and we'll just give you more.


But they don't run, you see. THAT'S the crime.

09 Nov 2012 09:58 PM
hershy799     
Meh. It's a 0.5/10 (at best) on the Budd Dwyer scale

09 Nov 2012 10:00 PM
Silly Jesus     

Gyrfalcon: AgentPothead: Remember, robbing banks is punishable by death. Unless you run the banks, then you can take all the money you want and we'll just give you more.

But they don't run, you see. THAT'S the crime.


Either that or the shooting at police. Herpy derpy derp.

09 Nov 2012 10:02 PM
GreenSun     
When surrounded by people with lots of firepower, it's best to temporarily surrender and fight again another day.

09 Nov 2012 10:06 PM
I_Hate_Iowa     

basemetal: Looks like he fired first. Last mistake of his life.


The last mistake, but surprisingly not the biggest. You see the biggest came when he had a child because of what one might call a "One Night Stand." The biggest mistake he made was promising himself he'd pay full child support no matter what. Now, this man didn't make much money because he was an actor who didn't get much work. This inevitably led to his need to... You guessed it: Hire Frank Stallone as an acting coach. Well, as everyone knows, Frank Stallone might not be a method actor - hell he might not even be an actor, I don't know. Who's to say he can't coach someone anyway? Where was I? Oh, yeah. So Frank Stallone may not be a method actor, but he sure as hell teaches method acting. And his coaching was so good he helped the man land a role almost immediately in a much-hyped blockbuster sequel well past its due. That movie?

Heat 2: It Just Got Hotter

09 Nov 2012 10:08 PM
Ed Grubermann    [TotalFark]  

AgentPothead: Remember, robbing banks is punishable by death. Unless you run the banks, then you can take all the money you want and we'll just give you more.


I think the whole "shooting at cops" part was what got him killed. But don't let reality disrupt your narrative.

09 Nov 2012 10:09 PM
Mentalpatient87     

Kevin72: Indubitably: Indubitably:.


So now, what is your drug of choice?


I'm baffled that everyone else seems to take that guy in stride. He has these little conversations with himself, sometimes responds to other people in completely incoherent ways, and I suspect English isn't his first language. Any attempt to directly address him has just been a brick damn wall. It makes my head swim..

09 Nov 2012 10:13 PM
Indubitably     
<b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/742 7035/80597613#c80597613" target="_blank">Mentalpatient87</a>:</ b> <i>Kevin72: Indubitably: Indubitably:.


So now, what is your drug of choice?

I'm baffled that everyone else seems to take that guy in stride. He has these little conversations with himself, sometimes responds to other people in completely incoherent ways, and I suspect English isn't his first language. Any attempt to directly address him has just been a brick damn wall. It makes my head swim..</i>

"Eugene, keep taking your medication, please. You know Mother gets unhappy when we don't play nice."

09 Nov 2012 10:28 PM
Tumbleweed Garden     
Suspect fires a shot and the cops empty their mags at him? Must be a day ending in "y" here in LA.

I never understand these guys. The cops keep behind cover real good, what do they expect to accomplish other than re-enacting the toll both scene from The Godfather?

09 Nov 2012 10:32 PM
Kevin72     

Mentalpatient87: Kevin72: Indubitably: Indubitably:.


So now, what is your drug of choice?

I'm baffled that everyone else seems to take that guy in stride. He has these little conversations with himself, sometimes responds to other people in completely incoherent ways, and I suspect English isn't his first language. Any attempt to directly address him has just been a brick damn wall. It makes my head swim..


I see what you mean based on the comment in between. Consider yourself favorited. I still wonder what his or her drug of choice is.

09 Nov 2012 10:34 PM
Mentalpatient87     

Tumbleweed Garden: I never understand these guys. The cops keep behind cover real good, what do they expect to accomplish other than re-enacting the toll both scene from The Godfather?


I didn't see any "real good" cover. Just a couple car doors, and those are pretty shiatty cover despite what movies lead you to believe. Take shots at police, get farking ventilated. That's kinda how it goes.

09 Nov 2012 10:35 PM
Indubitably     

Tumbleweed Garden: Suspect fires a shot and the cops empty their mags at him? Must be a day ending in "y" here in LA.

I never understand these guys. The cops keep behind cover real good, what do they expect to accomplish other than re-enacting the toll both scene from The Godfather?


Less fire, more talk.

Breathe.

Human first.

*)(

09 Nov 2012 10:35 PM
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