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   Daddy's little girl had never heard of porn until the principal explained what her slutty Halloween costume meant

10 Nov 2012 06:30 AM   |   23232 clicks   |   My Fox Detroit
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RoyBatty     
Dad doesn't seem upset that the principal fingered his daughter.

09 Nov 2012 09:08 PM
R.A.Danny    [TotalFark]  
Principal Janet Jones?

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09 Nov 2012 09:28 PM
WelldeadLink     
"All men watch porn."

"Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."

09 Nov 2012 09:30 PM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Meh, you let your daughter go to school in a skimpy Halloween whore costume and you are angry the school called her on it? Snowflakes raising snowflakes.

09 Nov 2012 10:25 PM
NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
With a dad that f*cking stupid, she's doomed.

09 Nov 2012 11:53 PM
Amos Quito     
Sounds like everyone involved needs a good spanking.

09 Nov 2012 11:58 PM
Coco LaFemme     
Who hasn't heard of pornography? I grew up in a very conservative Catholic house, but I knew what Playboy and the like were. Once I was rummaging around in my parents' closet and found my dad's stash of Penthouse magazines.

You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.

10 Nov 2012 12:03 AM
Nickster79    [TotalFark]  
Porn should only be taught in the home, dammit.

10 Nov 2012 12:29 AM
dickfreckle     
"Hey, don't look over there!!!!"

10 Nov 2012 01:30 AM
Lsherm    [TotalFark]  

Coco LaFemme: You'd either have to be absurdly sheltered or lying through your pie hole to claim you don't know what porn is.


I don't think he was complaining about the existence of porn, just that his daughter's principal told her about it.

But she's 15, so she's probably already been banged a few times. In three years she'll be in college, where she will come to learn that her generation is the first that expects and demands ejaculate on the face is foreplay.

10 Nov 2012 01:39 AM
Nickster79    [TotalFark]  
By the way, according to the facebook comments on the article by students from the school, this girl doesn't exactly have the most sterling of reputations.

/not surprised if true

10 Nov 2012 01:45 AM
log_jammin     
"(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

wtf?

10 Nov 2012 01:57 AM
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier    [TotalFark]  
As someone with a teenage pirate fetish, I'm not getting a kick...

Huh, that's odd. Mysterious black van just pulled in the driveway.

10 Nov 2012 01:59 AM
brigid_fitch    [TotalFark]  

WelldeadLink: "All men watch porn."

"Mommy, what's porn? That trailer says that it is very popular."


FTFA: "Werner's 15-year-old daughter..."

15! WTF? Okay, it may be the glass of wine but I cannot for the life of me understand why this douchebag went to the media. Did he HONESTLY believe his 15-yo daughter didn't know what porn was? And, that by going to school as "Slutty Pirate Wench" she wasn't dressed like a slut?

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An online retail image similar to the costume worn by the 15-year-old Utica High School student.

biatch, you know damn well there are 2 options for women on Halloween: Thing and Slutty Thing. You chose the latter and got called on it. Don't go crying to Daddy when someone tried to set you straight. Slut.

10 Nov 2012 02:04 AM
The_Sponge    [TotalFark]  
Agent: Now, before I give you the check, one more question. This place
"Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?

Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?

Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Brain: Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.

10 Nov 2012 02:05 AM
log_jammin     
"(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

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10 Nov 2012 02:13 AM
WorldCitizen     
This dad is pretty retarded if he thinks his 15 year old daughter didn't really know what porn was. And that costume for a 15 year old in school? Yeah, I'm not a Puritan, so I don't really care if she wears it...but it's not exactly a prudish costume. It sends a message.

10 Nov 2012 03:16 AM
doglover    [TotalFark]  
This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.

10 Nov 2012 05:02 AM
Ed Finnerty     

doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.


As someone raised in Catholic schools (with uniforms), I completely agree. I hated it at the time and can never wear knit shirts and corduroys again but it was one less distraction during school.

10 Nov 2012 05:34 AM
Mentat    [TotalFark]  
So now every 15 year old boy at school, not to mention their dads, are going to be looking at your 15 year old daughter thinking "What was she wearing that made her look like a porn star?"

Good plan Dad.

10 Nov 2012 06:28 AM
Notabunny    [TotalFark]  
So Dad's an attention whore raising an attention whore who dresses like a whore and Fox has film at 11. Perfect.

10 Nov 2012 06:43 AM
Duck_of_Doom     

basemetal: Meh, you let your daughter go to school in a skimpy Halloween whore costume and you are angry the school called her on it? Snowflakes raising snowflakes.


Maybe the dad picked the costume out for her?

10 Nov 2012 06:43 AM
queenalice     
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10 Nov 2012 06:44 AM
Just another Heartland Weirdass     
School is for fools.

10 Nov 2012 06:45 AM
voodoolady     

log_jammin: "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

wtf?


I'm baffled by this! Short skirt? Ok. Off the shoulder top that also pushes up your breasts? Ok. Outfit with the term "sexy" in the description? Ok. Bows?

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You tramp!

/hot like hairbows

10 Nov 2012 06:47 AM
Sass-O-Rev    [TotalFark]  
Dad sounds like a real tool. Driving around town with a billboard? Holy crap....

10 Nov 2012 06:51 AM
Mr. Right     
Looking at the picture of the costume, it's pretty obvious that it was designed to be sexy. Dad needs to understand that when you send out invitations, somebody will come to the party.

10 Nov 2012 06:52 AM
abhorrent1     
In high school and never heard of porn? shenanigans

10 Nov 2012 06:56 AM
cherryl taggart     
15 and doesn't know about porn, Dad? Really? Your child is that freakin stupid? Listen, you might be that damn stupid, because you obviously have never heard of this thing called the internet, but no one under the age of 30 with a room temperature IQ is as foolish as you are trying to claim your daughter is.

Seriously, the most damaged of my kids is not even 8 years old mentally, and know exactly when he has gone to the wrong website, because he calls for help getting rid of the "nakee ladies" from his game. We just calmly clean it out, and re-show him how to go to his Favorites and not Dad's. He finally learned the word "porn" when he was 10, and was playing the rhyming game, but he still doesn't equate the two.

10 Nov 2012 06:57 AM
clowncar on fire     
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We've subbed out a cosplay attendee for a girl in a slutty pirate outfit. Let's see if anyone notices.

10 Nov 2012 06:58 AM
ani23     
Principal is a woman. I don't see why the dad has such an issue.

/maybe she rejected his advances

10 Nov 2012 06:59 AM
clowncar on fire     

log_jammin: "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star."

wtf?


Not too hard to out this principal as a women with a bow fetish now was it?

10 Nov 2012 06:59 AM
KrispyKritter     
Dad works hard to ensure family ties are severed on daughters 18th birthday. WTG, Dad.

10 Nov 2012 07:00 AM
apacheco     
More slutty costume pics for comparison

10 Nov 2012 07:01 AM
willfullyobscure     

cherryl taggart: 15 and doesn't know about porn, Dad? Really? Your child is that freakin stupid? Listen, you might be that damn stupid, because you obviously have never heard of this thing called the internet, but no one under the age of 30 with a room temperature IQ is as foolish as you are trying to claim your daughter is.

Seriously, the most damaged of my kids is not even 8 years old mentally, and know exactly when he has gone to the wrong website, because he calls for help getting rid of the "nakee ladies" from his game. We just calmly clean it out, and re-show him how to go to his Favorites and not Dad's. He finally learned the word "porn" when he was 10, and was playing the rhyming game, but he still doesn't equate the two.


wat

10 Nov 2012 07:03 AM
p4p3rm4t3     
Hey guys whats going on in this thread?

10 Nov 2012 07:03 AM
clowncar on fire     

apacheco: More slutty costume pics for comparison


But cosplay isn't slutty. Having been on Fark for awhile, I'd expect you to recognize the difference.

10 Nov 2012 07:05 AM
queenalice     

KrispyKritter: Dad works hard to ensure family ties bows are severed on daughters 18th birthday. WTG, Dad.


10 Nov 2012 07:05 AM
BeerLion     
Regardless of whether or not the costume was slutty or whether or not she actually knew what porn was I would not appreciate the principal discussing and explaining porn to my 15 year old daughter. If it wasn't inappropriate enough to send her home then leave it alone. Turning the bows in to make it okay is just silly.

10 Nov 2012 07:11 AM
some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  
does this have anything to do with the summers eve vaginal cleaning product pop up i just got from the main page? holy hell, what is going over there? i now this is a whacky website....but actual douches??? wow, just wow.

/lolz

10 Nov 2012 07:13 AM
clowncar on fire     

BeerLion: Regardless of whether or not the costume was slutty or whether or not she actually knew what porn was I would not appreciate the principal discussing and explaining porn to my 15 year old daughter. If it wasn't inappropriate enough to send her home then leave it alone. Turning the bows in to make it okay is just silly.


word.

10 Nov 2012 07:14 AM
Gergesa     
And so today our lesson will be about double penetration...

10 Nov 2012 07:16 AM
SundaesChild    [TotalFark]  
If she hasn't heard of porn by 15, she is either too dumb to be in high school or very practiced at keeping Daddy in the dark.

10 Nov 2012 07:16 AM
vrax     
"...there was a three-way meeting between the 15 year old teen, a guidance counselor, and Janet Jones."

Oh, I'm sure there was.

10 Nov 2012 07:17 AM
Just another Heartland Weirdass     

doglover: This is why I like uniforms in school as a teacher.

It's very easy to just point at a boy and say "Shirt's out. Tuck it in." or a girl "Skirt's up. Lower it to the knees." when the reason is "Because that's the dress code."

You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions. You have one correct option. All other possibilities are wrong. Therefore you don't have to worry about trying to explain to parents that their "innocent" teens trying to get laid at school with skimpy outfits isn't acceptable behavior. Dress in your uniform and if you wanna go around mostly nude in public the rest of the day, that's your business. On school property, and the way there and back, wear your school uniform and we can all lassiez faire our way to happiness.


This makes sense.

10 Nov 2012 07:19 AM
CheatCommando     

doglover: You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions.


Funny, I thought the purpose of education was to provide reasons, not unquestioning acceptance of authority.

10 Nov 2012 07:20 AM
jmr61     
I nailed her two months ago.
She knows plenty.

10 Nov 2012 07:22 AM
Duck_of_Doom     

BeerLion: Regardless of whether or not the costume was slutty or whether or not she actually knew what porn was I would not appreciate the principal discussing and explaining porn to my 15 year old daughter. If it wasn't inappropriate enough to send her home then leave it alone. Turning the bows in to make it okay is just silly.


Because a 15 year old girl dressed provocatively would never troll the principal by asking what porn is. And, as you know, 15 year old girls always tell daddy the truth, especially when discussing a meeting with the principal. Daddy will also always be completely honest with the media, and not misrepresent what was said in a phone conversation with the principal (who did not comment in article).

Agreed that turning the bows around is ridiculous. But this, FTFA: "Her outfit was perfectly appropriate," said Werner. "(Jones) said the bows is what indicated that she looked like a porn star." is bizarre too. Maybe the bows are another jelly bracelet urban legend, or maybe it's a nice way of saying the whole thing is inappropriate without going into too much detail as to why.

10 Nov 2012 07:24 AM
Digitalstrange     
"...there was a three-way meeting between the 15 year old teen, a guidance counselor, and Janet Jones."

Speaking of porn, I think I've seen this one. Pretty good except it was one of those where the "Teen schoolgirl" looked about 30. Otherwise very hot.

10 Nov 2012 07:27 AM
YouSirAreAMaroon     

CheatCommando: doglover: You don't have to give reasons. There doesn't have to be reasons. And, there's no exceptions.

Funny, I thought the purpose of education was to provide reasons, not unquestioning acceptance of authority.


We're talking about school here moran, try to stay on topic.

10 Nov 2012 07:28 AM
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