(full site)
Fark.com

Try out our new mobile site!


Back To Main
   Old & busted: Odd even gas rationing in NJ after Hurricane Sandy. New riot inducing hotness: Odd even liquor rationing just before Thanksgiving

10 Nov 2012 03:37 AM   |   3138 clicks   |   NYPost
Showing 1-24 of 24 comments
Refresh
jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
Looting would have prevented these losses. Sure, the shop owner would still lose, but the community as a whole would win. And then they'd support the shop owner.

10 Nov 2012 12:56 AM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
If that is really a problem, you might want to look up your local AA group.

10 Nov 2012 01:24 AM
ladyfortuna     
Clearly, we Farkers need to mobilize a booze delivery to our fellows on the coast.

Just don't tell the Feds. They're 'gifts'.

10 Nov 2012 03:48 AM
phartman     

jaylectricity: Looting would have prevented these losses. Sure, the shop owner would still lose, but the community as a whole would win. And then they'd support the shop owner.


"Wouldn't it be better to spread the wealth around?"

What. A. Load. Of. Poppycock.

10 Nov 2012 03:52 AM
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich     

jaylectricity: Looting would have prevented these losses.


People always loot storefronts, but I'm a big believer that if you're going to loot, go for a distribution warehouse. You get way more of the good stuff.

10 Nov 2012 04:01 AM
Summoner101     
Are there people that need to go to the liquor store every day rather than every other day?

10 Nov 2012 04:17 AM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body     

I always get a chuckle out of the east coasters that call me whenever there's a tremor here in California...

"OMIGOD!!! I could NEVER live in California with ALL of those EARTHQUAKES!!!"

Settle down, Bertha.... I'll take a tremor or two here in Cali while the rest of you east coasters live with that continually farked up weather you have to deal with.

Here's an example of the aftermath of a really REALLY bad storm here in california:

ctrlzstudio.comView Full Size


/nevah forget :(

10 Nov 2012 04:28 AM
monty666    [TotalFark]  
I laughed so hard at this I almost pooped my pants. But then, while holding my laugh in, I borrowed my neighbour's pants and pooped in them. Fu-unny headline, subby!

10 Nov 2012 04:46 AM
abhorrent1     
Oh FFS. It's not like you've been exiled to Antarctica. If it's that important, drive to farking Maryland or PA.

10 Nov 2012 04:59 AM
way south     

abhorrent1: Oh FFS. It's not like you've been exiled to Antarctica. If it's that important, drive to farking Maryland or PA.


...But they've also rationed the gas!!

/I say we build a wall around the place while there's still time.

10 Nov 2012 05:51 AM
monty666    [TotalFark]  

way south: abhorrent1: Oh FFS. It's not like you've been exiled to Antarctica. If it's that important, drive to farking Maryland or PA.

...But they've also rationed the gas!!

/I say we build a wall around the place while there's still time.


Who's "we", whitey?

10 Nov 2012 06:10 AM
wildcardjack     

way south: abhorrent1: Oh FFS. It's not like you've been exiled to Antarctica. If it's that important, drive to farking Maryland or PA.

...But they've also rationed the gas!!

/I say we build a wall around the place while there's still time.


24.media.tumblr.comView Full Size

10 Nov 2012 06:31 AM
Ow My Balls     
Quick! Legalize cannabis!

10 Nov 2012 07:00 AM
KrispyKritter     
sure this is an epic tragedy and a horrible loss. but any drinker worth their salt has got a stash of magical elixir that will last several weeks minimum.

10 Nov 2012 07:22 AM
abhorrent1     

KrispyKritter: sure this is an epic tragedy and a horrible loss. but any drinker worth their salt has got a stash of magical elixir that will last several weeks minimum.


And just cancel Thanksgiving so your ungrateful, resource sucking family members don't come over and drink it all.

/every man for himself!

10 Nov 2012 07:26 AM
Job Creator     
Looking at the comments on TFA, always amazes me how many people take a non-political article and use it to bash the President. How miserable it must be to have to inject politics in everything.

/yea, kind of just like I did

10 Nov 2012 07:37 AM
Nick Nostril     
Didn't the Boy Scouts teach these people to "be prepared"?

10 Nov 2012 08:11 AM
Marcintosh     
1.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size

10 Nov 2012 09:01 AM
downstairs    [TotalFark]  
FTA: If somebody drinks Grey Goose, you can't replace with Smirnoff or Ketel One 
 
Oh, FFS.  I get that people need their liquor.  I sure do.  But come on.

10 Nov 2012 01:07 PM
poot_rootbeer     
I have enough booze at home to last me six months, should the supply chain dry up.

Doesn't everybody?

10 Nov 2012 01:31 PM
abhorrent1     

poot_rootbeer: I have enough booze at home to last me six months, should the supply chain dry up.

Doesn't everybody?


I have about a week. Have about 3 months of food and water for me, my wife and my 4 dogs though. Really need to work on upping booze supply though.

10 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
Loadmaster     
//obligatory

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.comView Full Size

10 Nov 2012 06:24 PM
jaylectricity    [TotalFark]  
I purchased gas from the hoity toity gas stations twice this week. So there.

10 Nov 2012 10:20 PM
ladyfortuna     

abhorrent1: poot_rootbeer: I have enough booze at home to last me six months, should the supply chain dry up.

Doesn't everybody?

I have about a week. Have about 3 months of food and water for me, my wife and my 4 dogs though. Really need to work on upping booze supply though.


2-3 for me depending on how bored I am. Right about even on the food supply, more if there's power for the freezer.

11 Nov 2012 08:48 PM
Showing 1-24 of 24 comments
Refresh
This thread is closed to new comments.


Back To Main

More Headlines:
Main | Sports | Business | Geek | Entertainment | Politics | Video | FarkUs | Contests | Fark Party | Combined