You could say he... shuffled... his way to victory.

I thought I had too much free time...

I wish I'd known this record existed. I had a Guinea pig that could jump between two adjacent couches, which was at least 18-22 inches since she could almost reach the back of the cushion on the fly. Sadly she died a couple of years ago.

"Pfft! And...?"

majestykelf: I wish I'd known this record existed. I had a Guinea pig that could jump between two adjacent couches, which was at least 18-22 inches since she could almost reach the back of the cushion on the fly. Sadly she died a couple of years ago.

Someone moved the couches 24" apart?

Or is it too soon?

Eeeeek eeeek eeek!

I can do that, but I don't wanna.

Yeah, but was he tested for GPGH (Guinea Pig Growth Hormones) and Guinea Pig Steroids?

They look innocent and come with a Hollywood storyline but they always get caught, like that Neil Armstrong guy.

This just shows that instead of beating a well known record, it's generally easier to make up something completely off the wall and be the person that does it first.

Guinea Book of World Records

I think those girls bought that guinea pig because they could smell a winner.

I'm Italian and I find this racist. I'm reporting it.

It doesn't look like the little pig is going to make it from that photo. Looks like he's about to clonk his little chin.

The tape doesn't go all the way to the box on the left. Looks like they padded it by about an inch. The record should be revoked.