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   No class: Betting your son's psychologist a dollar you can play with her 'boobs' without touching them. No brain: Actually fondling her and then handing her a dollar bill. No clue: Telling the police you thought it was humorous at the time

10 Nov 2012 09:37 AM   |   10854 clicks   |   UPI
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phlegmmo    [TotalFark]  
Brent Todd Friest, 39, a Radcliffe, Iowa, pig farmer...

How appropriate.

10 Nov 2012 01:15 AM
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AbbeySomeone     
Gosh, I wonder why the kid needs a psychologist?

10 Nov 2012 04:14 AM
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Ed Finnerty     
He should have done it then asked, "And how does that make you feel?"

10 Nov 2012 08:00 AM
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ThatGuyFromTheInternet     
I can only picture this man as Larry the Cable Guy.

10 Nov 2012 08:02 AM
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St_Francis_P     
The man is obviously an unsophisticated rube. It's only humorous if you grab first one, then the other, while saying "honk honk" - "toot toot!".

10 Nov 2012 08:26 AM
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UberDave    [TotalFark]  
I wonder how that psychologist was able to resist the charms of an Iowa pig farmer.

10 Nov 2012 08:26 AM
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dugitman    [TotalFark]  
Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

10 Nov 2012 08:35 AM
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some_beer_drinker    [TotalFark]  

dugitman: Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.


i hear the best thing to do is chop the body up into pieces. it will look like curry to a piss head.

10 Nov 2012 08:42 AM
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Pocket Ninja    [TotalFark]  

St_Francis_P: The man is obviously an unsophisticated rube. It's only humorous if you grab first one, then the other, while saying "honk honk" - "toot toot!".


See, that's the sort of tired humor you'd expect from a pig farmer or pig farmer admirer. Personally, I prefer a more cutting-edge, sophisticated approach to jokes, one that would involve grabbing one breast in each hand and moving your hands back and forth in circular motions while saying (preferably with a Japanese accent), tune in Tokyo, tune in Tokyo. Seriously, that one never gets old.

10 Nov 2012 09:12 AM
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Because People in power are Stupid    [TotalFark]  
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10 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
He figured it was ok since the pigs never complain when he does that sort of stuff

10 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
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PC LOAD LETTER    [TotalFark]  
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10 Nov 2012 09:39 AM
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lewismarktwo     
Really? Calling the police? How about just removing him from your client list? Why agree to such a bet in the first place?

10 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
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BitwiseShift     
Knew a 'Cliffie once, and she only dated pigs occasionally, and not just from Harvard.

10 Nov 2012 09:42 AM
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wambu     
Charged with assault with a friendly weapon?

10 Nov 2012 09:43 AM
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sandbar67     
In this guys defense, he's successfully used the "screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Betty?" pickup line at the bar

10 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
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MrSplifferton     

lewismarktwo: Really? Calling the police? How about just removing him from your client list? Why agree to such a bet in the first place?


I didn't get the impression that she agreed to the bet...

10 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
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Cargo     

lewismarktwo: Really? Calling the police? How about just removing him from your client list? Why agree to such a bet in the first place?


What the hell kind of psychologist is this woman?

10 Nov 2012 09:46 AM
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strapp3r     

lewismarktwo: Really? Calling the police? How about just removing him from your client list? Why agree to such a bet in the first place?


so, you're a conclusion-jumper, eh?
the article was very brief - read it again - slowly - sound out the big words

10 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
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ThatGuyFromTheInternet     

lewismarktwo: Really? Calling the police? How about just removing him from your client list? Why agree to such a bet in the first place?


Actually TFA doesn't even say she consented to his "bet". Wouldn't surprise me that he just assumed she'd be up for it.

10 Nov 2012 09:48 AM
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MoronLessOff     
CSB:

While I was in college, a buddy of mine did this exact same thing to one of the gals in our class. She was cute, huge rack, and dumb as a brick. He got away with it though.

/CSB:

10 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
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goliath_cobalt     

lewismarktwo: Really? Calling the police? How about just removing him from your client list? Why agree to such a bet in the first place?


It doesn't say that she ever agreed. He may have very well said it and then done it without waiting for a response.

10 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
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nicoffeine     
She took the bet, neh?

10 Nov 2012 09:50 AM
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WhippingBoy     
I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

10 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
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Muta     
What's his fark handle?

10 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
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TaxiDriver     
Where he went wrong... it's $1 per breast.

10 Nov 2012 09:56 AM
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KrispyKritter    [TotalFark]  
you know you want to see my wiener!

WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?


only thinking makes it so. maybe female human breasts are dual purpose: to help attract a mate and to feed teh babby. i'm sure some will argue breasts are "sexual organs" because society sexualizes them. but people are quick to forget that some people turn on to feet, farm animals, you name it.

10 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
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Ms.Gradenko     

WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?


probably best not to touch any part

10 Nov 2012 09:58 AM
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lewismarktwo     
My only regret is not using the term 'slut'.

10 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
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CowboyUpCowgirlDown     
cdn.clipsgrabber.com

It's a trap.

10 Nov 2012 09:59 AM
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WhippingBoy     

Ms.Gradenko: WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

probably best not to touch any part


I get that, really, I do.

All I'm saying is that if some woman put her hand on my chest, I wouldn't feel the need to call the police.

10 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
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Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus     
This is bullshiat... he won that bet. Unless she was topless, he only touched her clothing. This is a case for jury nullification if I ever seen one. And she owes him two dollars, since she was the looser of the bet.

10 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
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Day_Old_Dutchie     
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10 Nov 2012 10:03 AM
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Euell Gibbons     
I saw something similar in Road House.

10 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
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RobSeace    [TotalFark]  

WhippingBoy: Ms.Gradenko: WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

probably best not to touch any part

I get that, really, I do.

All I'm saying is that if some woman put her hand on my chest, I wouldn't feel the need to call the police.


How about a very large gay man who suddenly started fondling you without permission? One large enough to easily subdue you and rape the shiat out of you if he so chose to do... Would you still feel all calm and cool and unthreatened? Yeah, that's likely how she felt, unless she was an Amazon woman and/or he was a dwarf...

10 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
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Ms.Gradenko     

WhippingBoy: Ms.Gradenko: WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

probably best not to touch any part

I get that, really, I do.

All I'm saying is that if some woman put her hand on my chest, I wouldn't feel the need to call the police.


not quite as simple as that. its not really an apples to apples comparison, more like an apples to melon who has been sexualized, demonized, victimized,and all the other baggage that comes from thousands of years of being female and engrained in our psyche-ized.

10 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
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Dear Jerk     
The writer said she ignored the Weeners, but the writer didn't mention the reaction to the bet, which is poor writing. It gives the appearance that the victim took the bet and that the writer is slanting in her favor.
Anyone who knows pig farmers, however, knows that this one wasn't going to depend on an acknowledgement to pull off this knee-slapper.
So it all evens out. The writer is untalented. The lady was victimized. The rube is in trouble. The kid can't win.
That's not a bad set-up for a sitcom. Kat Dennings is hard working psychologist. Everyone she comes into contact with is seriously lame. Think Northern Exposure meets Dawn of the Dead.

10 Nov 2012 10:17 AM
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Animatronik     

KrispyKritter: you know you want to see my wiener!

WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

only thinking makes it so. maybe female human breasts are dual purpose: to help attract a mate and to feed teh babby. i'm sure some will argue breasts are "sexual organs" because society sexualizes them. but people are quick to forget that some people turn on to feet, farm animals, you name it.


Glad you cleared that up.
If only his sows could talk, we might learn more about the uses of nipples.

10 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
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Christian Bale     
Is this surprising? That an Iowa pig farmer would think this joke is amusing?

He's probably "told" the same joke in bars with big ole country gals that laugh with him and tell him he's "terrible" and "I can't believe I fell for that!"

First time he goes into civilization he tries the joke and finds out it doesn't fly with the city slickers.

10 Nov 2012 10:20 AM
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fickenchucker     
I thought women were empowered and strong members of an equal society who were mature enough to stand up for themselves. Calling the police on a low-class rube who pulled this harmless stunt, rather than yelling at him and banning him from the office, is the reason most men overtly and covertly hold women in disregard.

Ladies, you can't get respect if you wuss out every time someone is the slightest bit naughty.

10 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
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LeGnome     
Seriously, doesn't agreeing to the bet amount to consent? And since she received money for it, couldn't she be arrested for prostitution?

10 Nov 2012 10:22 AM
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WhippingBoy     

RobSeace: WhippingBoy: Ms.Gradenko: WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

probably best not to touch any part

I get that, really, I do.

All I'm saying is that if some woman put her hand on my chest, I wouldn't feel the need to call the police.

How about a very large gay man who suddenly started fondling you without permission? One large enough to easily subdue you and rape the shiat out of you if he so chose to do... Would you still feel all calm and cool and unthreatened? Yeah, that's likely how she felt, unless she was an Amazon woman and/or he was a dwarf...


Some people feel threatened if other people look at them the wrong way. My point is that breasts are either sacred, sexual, and should be covered up (a la the male genitals), or they're not, in which case touching them is no different than putting a hand on someone's shoulder.

10 Nov 2012 10:23 AM
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the801     

10 Nov 2012 10:24 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl     
did they check the vagnia for blood
maybe she was raped..

10 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
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brimed03     

fickenchucker: I thought women were empowered and strong members of an equal society who were mature enough to stand up for themselves. Calling the police on a low-class rube who pulled this harmless stunt, rather than yelling at him and banning him from the office, is the reason most men overtly and covertly hold women in disregard.

Ladies, you can't get respect if you wuss out every time someone is the slightest bit naughty.


2/10.

/feeling generous today

10 Nov 2012 10:30 AM
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TheLopper     

fickenchucker: I thought women were empowered and strong members of an equal society who were mature enough to stand up for themselves. Calling the police on a low-class rube who pulled this harmless stunt, rather than yelling at him and banning him from the office, is the reason most men overtly and covertly hold women in disregard.

Ladies, you can't get respect if you wuss out every time someone is the slightest bit naughty.


Jesus christ this site gets dumber by the day. Really?

10 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
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brimed03     

WhippingBoy: Ms.Gradenko: WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

probably best not to touch any part

I get that, really, I do.

All I'm saying is that if some woman put her hand on my chest, I wouldn't feel the need to call the police.


You can almost hear the pleading in that last sentence.

10 Nov 2012 10:34 AM
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FormlessOne     

TheLopper: fickenchucker: I thought women were empowered and strong members of an equal society who were mature enough to stand up for themselves. Calling the police on a low-class rube who pulled this harmless stunt, rather than yelling at him and banning him from the office, is the reason most men overtly and covertly hold women in disregard.

Ladies, you can't get respect if you wuss out every time someone is the slightest bit naughty.

Jesus christ this site gets dumber by the day. Really?


Welcome to the new GOP. "What? I was only kidding! Broads, no sense of humor..."

10 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
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WhippingBoy     

brimed03: WhippingBoy: Ms.Gradenko: WhippingBoy: I'm confused... Are breast sexual organs or are they not? If you can whip 'em out in public, why can't people touch them?

probably best not to touch any part

I get that, really, I do.

All I'm saying is that if some woman put her hand on my chest, I wouldn't feel the need to call the police.

You can almost hear the pleading in that last sentence.


Actually, it would make me feel somewhat uncomfortable. I don't like to be touched.

10 Nov 2012 10:36 AM
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DarkVader     

LeGnome: Seriously, doesn't agreeing to the bet amount to consent? And since she received money for it, couldn't she be arrested for prostitution?


IF she agreed to the bet, it was consent. If he just groped without getting agreement to the bet, it wasn't.

And no, wasn't prostitution. That's stupid.

But if she agreed to the bet, she needs to be arrested for filing a false police report.

10 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
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