Trenka told the officers that he caught the alligator with a large hook and line in a sinkhole, the report said.

Got 'em hook, line and sinkhole

Hiding hides in his hidey-hole?

I thought weed was legal now

/wakeandbake

//insert Breaking Bad methdad reference here

Why in God's name would they put an enlarge button by that mugshot?

Amos Moses?

He got caught because he doesn't have ONE THOUSAND YEARS of

The cardinal rule he broke was inviting the police without a warrant into his place.

Why didn't he just hide everything in his beard?

In the backyard of Trenka's home, officers said they spotted a marijuana plant growing in a black pot. Trenka told the officers the plant was not his and that he had been watering it for a friend who died several months ago.

Now, that's a friend!

Skink? That you?

Brawndo: Why didn't he just hide everything in his beard?

Because that's where he hides the chillens

This dude has reality show in his future.

That wacky tabcky make good gator bait!

SDRR: In the backyard of Trenka's home, officers said they spotted a marijuana plant growing in a black pot. Trenka told the officers the plant was not his and that he had been watering it for a friend who died several months ago.

Now, that's a friend!

Well yiu know what they say, "A friend with weed...."

One hide was nailed to a board in his machine shop.

One does not run a machine shop with long hair (unless buttoned up) or a beard like that. Disaster on the hoof.