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   Five signs you're headed for a holiday breakdown. The good news is none of them can't be cured with a little eggnog and mistletoe

10 Nov 2012 08:49 AM   |   3718 clicks   |   Mother Nature Network
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Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  
Only two presents left to buy. First time I ever shopped ahead.

10 Nov 2012 08:58 AM
Dead for Tax Reasons     
The countdown to january 1st has begun. Hopefully I have enough booze to make the next two months tolerable

10 Nov 2012 09:04 AM
Abox     
Mistletoe...sounds like the opposite of cameltoe.

10 Nov 2012 09:05 AM
cryinoutloud    [TotalFark]  
I usually just ignore Christmas. It simplifies things immensely.

I do put up some Christmas lights though. The nights get pretty long here in December.

10 Nov 2012 09:05 AM
uber humper    [TotalFark]  
No, mistletoe will cure anything -- if you eat enough of it.

10 Nov 2012 09:19 AM
Smoking GNU    [TotalFark]  
How to avoid a horrible holiday season: Stay the fark away from family the entire season.

10 Nov 2012 09:23 AM
Jon iz teh kewl     
what's a christmas

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10 Nov 2012 09:32 AM
kisseswookies     
Working retail conspicuously absent from list.

10 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
Tom_Slick     
Vodka fixes everything.

10 Nov 2012 09:47 AM
MoronLessOff     
Halleluiah, holy shiat!

Where's the Tylenol?

10 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
WhippingBoy     
I'm just going to buy everyone on my list something from the Apple store... One stop shopping this year.

10 Nov 2012 09:52 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
See your shrink
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10 Nov 2012 09:54 AM
douchebag/hater     
Heard my first carol in a store on 11/5.

This crap as got to stop.

10 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
I. R. Rottweiler     
Be an atheist with no kids.

/ I still make something for Mom every year, though.

10 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
Artcurus     
yeah, some of the Home Deco/Craft stores already have christmas carols interjected with their music.

10 Nov 2012 10:43 AM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf     
#6. You think that Bob Rivers - 12 Pains Of Christmas describes your situation.

10 Nov 2012 10:59 AM
MoronLessOff     

douchebag/hater: Heard my first carol in a store on 11/5.

This crap as got to stop.


Maybe this will help:
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10 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
martid4    [TotalFark]  
It may be cured with one of my mistletoe belt buckles.

10 Nov 2012 11:44 AM
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