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   The ocean just got a little more dangerous now that meat-eating sea sponges have been discovered

10 Nov 2012 11:06 AM   |   6811 clicks   |   Mother Nature Network
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FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  
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10 Nov 2012 07:16 AM
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St_Francis_P     
Evil sea sponges? We've seen this coming from a long time ago.

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10 Nov 2012 07:39 AM
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Dead for Tax Reasons     
It has trouble catching anything since it can be heard a mile away repeating "I'm ready, I'm ready"

10 Nov 2012 08:25 AM
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Mugato    [TotalFark]  
I'm not worried. I've been told I'm not sponge-worthy.

10 Nov 2012 09:03 AM
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clownyclownzomby    [TotalFark]  
I see my ex-wife has resurfaced.

10 Nov 2012 09:33 AM
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Lt. Cheese Weasel    [TotalFark]  

FirstNationalBastard: [24.media.tumblr.com image 544x400]

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Your basic layup accomplished. Not too impressive.

10 Nov 2012 11:09 AM
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Honest Bender    [TotalFark]  
Their discovery somehow makes the oceans more dangerous? Aren't the oceans just as dangerous as they were before the discovery?

10 Nov 2012 11:12 AM
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AcesFull     
meat eating sponge,thy name is brother-in-law....

10 Nov 2012 11:13 AM
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harbingerofdoom     
i guess someone forgot to tell them that meat was murder

10 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
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theunblinkingeye     

Honest Bender: Their discovery somehow makes the oceans more dangerous? Aren't the oceans just as dangerous as they were before the discovery?


I was thinking they'd be less dangerous now that we're aware of them.

10 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
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ZAZ    [TotalFark]  
Honest Bender

May I interest you in a pair of peril-sensitive sunglasses?

10 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
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strangeguitar    [TotalFark]  

Dead for Tax Reasons: It has trouble catching anything since it can be heard a mile away repeating "I'm ready, I'm ready"


Having 4 year old twins, I've just gotten into SB. Damn funny.

10 Nov 2012 11:15 AM
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ilikeracecars     

theunblinkingeye: Honest Bender: Their discovery somehow makes the oceans more dangerous? Aren't the oceans just as dangerous as they were before the discovery?

I was thinking they'd be less dangerous now that we're aware of them.


I hate fark because no matter how smart I think what I have to say is, someone else has already posted it. Even when there are only 11 replies.

10 Nov 2012 11:17 AM
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AbiNormal     
I was sure these little beasties would be off the coast of Australia, was surprised to see they were discovered off the coast of Cali. My guess is that Lilo went for a swim in the ocean and something fell off and mutated.

10 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
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NarrMaster     
The Giant Sponge is enraged!

The Giant Sponge pushes the Diver through the *Glass Diving Goggles*, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain!

The Diver has been struck down.

10 Nov 2012 11:19 AM
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Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo     
These would be great in the next Bond movie. Hang him over a big tank of them, push a henchman in first to show him what they can do, the whole bit.

10 Nov 2012 11:27 AM
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Riche    [TotalFark]  

AbiNormal: My guess is that Lilo went for a swim in the ocean and something fell off and mutated.


Now that's some quality humor right there.


I was surprised at the number of scary Spongebob hits on a GIS search.

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10 Nov 2012 11:29 AM
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TheOther     
We get it.

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They're gay. Move on.

10 Nov 2012 11:31 AM
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freewill    [TotalFark]  

clownyclownzomby: I see my ex-wife has resurfaced.


*clap*

10 Nov 2012 11:38 AM
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Millennium     

Riche: I was surprised at the number of scary Spongebob hits on a GIS search.


If you want even more, look for spengbab.

10 Nov 2012 11:42 AM
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chuggernaught     
And that's just another reason to keep my happy ass out of the ocean.

10 Nov 2012 11:47 AM
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LordOfThePings     
Hey, baby. Wanna play spermatophore catch?

10 Nov 2012 11:52 AM
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I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros     

LordOfThePings: Hey, baby. Wanna play spermatophore catch?


You're going to play catch with signal flags?

10 Nov 2012 12:03 PM
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give me doughnuts     
Yes, those sessile filter-feeders are terrifying.

10 Nov 2012 12:06 PM
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Eddie Ate Dynamite     

NarrMaster: The Giant Sponge is enraged!

The Giant Sponge pushes the Diver through the *Glass Diving Goggles*, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain!

The Diver has been struck down.


I'd like to see a badly drawn report of a diver being pushed through his goggles.

10 Nov 2012 12:18 PM
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jprogram     
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It came from beneath the sink!

10 Nov 2012 12:47 PM
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aerojockey    [TotalFark]  
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10 Nov 2012 02:28 PM
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Shoutingsilence     

NarrMaster: The Giant Sponge is enraged!

The Giant Sponge pushes the Diver through the *Glass Diving Goggles*, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain!

The Diver has been struck down.


The Giant Sponge feels only rage.

10 Nov 2012 05:38 PM
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captainreefer     
I'm sure theres a more deadly venomous variety in Australian waters

10 Nov 2012 06:00 PM
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SlowTimedRapid     
Honest Bender and theunblinkingeye for the win.

/came for this; leaving reassured re: (at least some) Farkers' common sense

10 Nov 2012 06:39 PM
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JustHereForThePics     
You know, I was just thinking about finding another nick-name for the ex Mrs. JustHereForThePics.

Meat-eating sponge... I think the search is over.

10 Nov 2012 10:58 PM
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cgraves67     
La esponja grande?

11 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
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logruszed     

Honest Bender: Their discovery somehow makes the oceans more dangerous? Aren't the oceans just as dangerous as they were before the discovery?


THIS

It's like saying "Falling out of the 100th floor of your apartment building just got more dangerous now that you've woken up."

11 Nov 2012 04:55 PM
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