Evil sea sponges? We've seen this coming from a long time ago.

It has trouble catching anything since it can be heard a mile away repeating "I'm ready, I'm ready"

I'm not worried. I've been told I'm not sponge-worthy.

I see my ex-wife has resurfaced.

FirstNationalBastard: [24.media.tumblr.com image 544x400]

Your basic layup accomplished. Not too impressive.

Their discovery somehow makes the oceans more dangerous? Aren't the oceans just as dangerous as they were before the discovery?

meat eating sponge,thy name is brother-in-law....

i guess someone forgot to tell them that meat was murder

Honest Bender: Their discovery somehow makes the oceans more dangerous? Aren't the oceans just as dangerous as they were before the discovery?

I was thinking they'd be less dangerous now that we're aware of them.

Honest Bender

May I interest you in a pair of peril-sensitive sunglasses?

Dead for Tax Reasons: It has trouble catching anything since it can be heard a mile away repeating "I'm ready, I'm ready"

Having 4 year old twins, I've just gotten into SB. Damn funny.

theunblinkingeye: Honest Bender: Their discovery somehow makes the oceans more dangerous? Aren't the oceans just as dangerous as they were before the discovery?

I was thinking they'd be less dangerous now that we're aware of them.

I hate fark because no matter how smart I think what I have to say is, someone else has already posted it. Even when there are only 11 replies.

I was sure these little beasties would be off the coast of Australia, was surprised to see they were discovered off the coast of Cali. My guess is that Lilo went for a swim in the ocean and something fell off and mutated.

The Giant Sponge is enraged!

The Giant Sponge pushes the Diver through the *Glass Diving Goggles*, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain!

The Diver has been struck down.

These would be great in the next Bond movie. Hang him over a big tank of them, push a henchman in first to show him what they can do, the whole bit.

AbiNormal: My guess is that Lilo went for a swim in the ocean and something fell off and mutated.

Now that's some quality humor right there.


I was surprised at the number of scary Spongebob hits on a GIS search.

We get it.



They're gay. Move on.

clownyclownzomby: I see my ex-wife has resurfaced.

*clap*

Riche: I was surprised at the number of scary Spongebob hits on a GIS search.

If you want even more, look for spengbab.

And that's just another reason to keep my happy ass out of the ocean.

Hey, baby. Wanna play spermatophore catch?

LordOfThePings: Hey, baby. Wanna play spermatophore catch?

You're going to play catch with signal flags?

Yes, those sessile filter-feeders are terrifying.

NarrMaster: The Giant Sponge is enraged!

The Giant Sponge pushes the Diver through the *Glass Diving Goggles*, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain!

The Diver has been struck down.

I'd like to see a badly drawn report of a diver being pushed through his goggles.

 
It came from beneath the sink!

NarrMaster: The Giant Sponge is enraged!

The Giant Sponge pushes the Diver through the *Glass Diving Goggles*, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain!

The Diver has been struck down.

The Giant Sponge feels only rage.

I'm sure theres a more deadly venomous variety in Australian waters

Honest Bender and theunblinkingeye for the win.

/came for this; leaving reassured re: (at least some) Farkers' common sense

You know, I was just thinking about finding another nick-name for the ex Mrs. JustHereForThePics.

Meat-eating sponge... I think the search is over.

La esponja grande?

Honest Bender: Their discovery somehow makes the oceans more dangerous? Aren't the oceans just as dangerous as they were before the discovery?

THIS

It's like saying "Falling out of the 100th floor of your apartment building just got more dangerous now that you've woken up."