Harry Knowles finally made himself useful.

Mom?

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may i be the first to offer subby a swift and merciless cockpunch?

/ungh

I always click these links that say 'hottie' or some variant, hoping Fark has changed and that this one will be different from all the rest. I'm always disappointed when I learn it hasn't... 

/Over it
//Nuke, orbit, etc.

Subby and me:

Okay, now you're (the subby) just being ridiculous.

NotoriousFire: I always click these links that say 'hottie' or some variant, hoping Fark has changed and that this one will be different from all the rest. I'm always disappointed when I learn it hasn't...

Yeah, and someday, Lucy won't pull the football away.

Cue reddit drama in 3...2...1...

some_beer_drinker: may i be the first to offer subby a swift and merciless cockpunch?

/ungh

I volunteer to hold subby still so you get a nice accurate punch in.

/why do I click on this shiat
//knows better
///sigh
////DRINK MOAR BEER!

NotoriousFire: I always click these links that say 'hottie' or some variant, hoping Fark has changed and that this one will be different from all the rest. I'm always disappointed when I learn it hasn't... 

/Over it
//Nuke, orbit, etc.

I have long since trained myself to subconsciously substitute "hottie" with "munter" when reading Fark headlines.

NotoriousFire: I always click these links that say 'hottie' or some variant, hoping Fark has changed and that this one will be different from all the rest. I'm always disappointed when I learn it hasn't... 

/Over it
//Nuke, orbit, etc.

This is the exact reason I check the comments first. Especially first thing in the morning.

Well that can't be unseen.

A Bag of Dicks, subby, Eat One

Subby, you Bastard

The Sun, term "Hottie" used in headline, mention of shaving... yep, there's no friggin' way I'm clicking that link.

Don't get mad at subby. You had to know someone was off when you got to the word "shaving".

/not subby

For anyone needing emergency eye bleach first aid, here's a link to the NSFW Page 3 360° site.

NSFW

Resembles an adult Donkeylips

Cuchulane: For anyone needing emergency eye bleach first aid, here's a link to the NSFW Page 3 360° site.

NSFW

I love Lucy.

Mugato: Harry Knowles finally made himself useful.

Done in one.

Mugato: Cuchulane: For anyone needing emergency eye bleach first aid, here's a link to the NSFW Page 3 360° site.

NSFW

I love Lucy.

AMEN Brother!!

Cuchulane: For anyone needing emergency eye bleach first aid, here's a link to the NSFW Page 3 360° site.

NSFW

Holy fark....

We all know that "hottie+Sun=horrifying" but that was worse than usual.

That's one hell of a beard for just one month....

Eye Bleach:







/hot
//In before some fark-up posts pics of carrot-top he who shall not be named.

i assume that's British pretty as opposed to Scots, Welsh or Irish pretty

That's not a beard. It's her pubic hair. She's just had too many facelifts.

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You know in some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there before, but I read about it... IN A BOOK!

Not even very red headed.

mgary: Eye Bleach:

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/hot
//In before some fark-up posts pics of carrot-top he who shall not be named.

The eye bleach was much needed after such a traumatic experience. Thank you for saving my sight.

Subby says the headline contains "hottie" because the goatee tickles his balls.

Polycystic Ovarian Disease, is often caused by a hormonal imbalance brought on by Insulin Resistance-related obesity

She has a beard because she is obese? Yikes, what other motivation do you need to lose weight??

Can I sue Subby?

Subby, I hate you.

Does the fact that I keep falling for this mean that I'm stupid, desperate, horny, or all three?

/punches self. Not in the good way.

At least I'm forever the optimist.

Subby, I don't think the world knows who your father is.

Evenbiggerknickers: Polycystic Ovarian Disease, is often caused by a hormonal imbalance brought on by Insulin Resistance-related obesity

She has a beard because she is obese? Yikes, what other motivation do you need to lose weight??

From wikipedia: PCOS is a complex, heterogeneous disorder of uncertain etiology, but there is strong evidence that it can to a large degree be classified as a genetic disease... The principal features are anovulation, resulting in irregular menstruation, amenorrhea, ovulation-related infertility, and polycystic ovaries; excessive amounts or effects of androgenic hormones, resulting in acne and hirsutism; and insulin resistance, often associated with obesity, Type 2 diabetes, and high cholesterol levels.[8] The symptoms and severity of the syndrome vary greatly among affected women.

The insulin-resistance-related obesity is often another symptom, rather than the cause, which may be genetic. On the plus side, she's quite unlikely to pass those genes on. The whole thing sounds like a real shiat sandwich for her, though.

mgary: Eye Bleach:

Thanks for that mgary!

Normally, I'd be "KILL IT WITH FIRE", but she's sacrificing her ability to meet society's "standards" for a worthy cause. Good on her.

She looks like my old Dungeon master.

Maybe, just maybe the "hottie" meme is getting old.