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   Smoking Hot call girl in the running to win World Press Photo contest

10 Nov 2012 09:48 AM   |   29729 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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syrynxx    [TotalFark]  
One of her knees is too sharp. Can't quite see the other one.

10 Nov 2012 08:15 AM
Darth Skywalker    [TotalFark]  
Egads.... smoking not

10 Nov 2012 09:08 AM
texdent    [TotalFark]  
DO NOT WANT!

10 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
Arkanaut    [TotalFark]  
Those are some mournful tits.

10 Nov 2012 09:51 AM
Shadowtag     
She looks like something Iggy Pop threw up.

10 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
AMonkey'sUncle     
Well, she is smoking.

10 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
AcesFull     
I'll have the rock and hold the lobster...

10 Nov 2012 09:55 AM
JasonOfOrillia    [TotalFark]  
Well, those do look like burn marks on her legs amidst the bruises.

10 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
Day_Old_Dutchie     
...prostitute pays YOU.

10 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
clipperbox     
this is still one of my favorite press photos of all time.

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10 Nov 2012 09:57 AM
BolshyGreatYarblocks     

clipperbox: this is still one of my favorite press photos of all time.

[www.guitarworld.com image 850x565]


Those Mexican Corrida musicians are more badass than I thought.....................

10 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
BigBooper     

Day_Old_Dutchie: ...prostitute pays YOU.


I prefer not to be payed in STD's.

10 Nov 2012 10:00 AM
ThatBillmanGuy     
So... Trap?

/the headline, that is..

10 Nov 2012 10:01 AM
Satanus Maximus     
This picture is an effective treatment for Viagra overdose.

10 Nov 2012 10:04 AM
dramatools    [TotalFark]  
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She only played a call girl on TV, but we needed some headline-appropriate eyebleach.

10 Nov 2012 10:06 AM
Aidan     
The child bride picture makes my soul shudder.

Several other pictures are really good. Some are merely nice.

10 Nov 2012 10:07 AM
feanorn     
The North Korean photo is great. That is claustrophobic stuff, there.

10 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
AcesFull     

BolshyGreatYarblocks: clipperbox: this is still one of my favorite press photos of all time.

[www.guitarworld.com image 850x565]

Those Mexican Corrida musicians are more badass than I thought.....................



lead guitar,vocals and a better than average blood lust..

10 Nov 2012 10:08 AM
nursedude     

clipperbox: this is still one of my favorite press photos of all time.

[www.guitarworld.com image 850x565]



I think I saw this episode. It's the one where Yusef sings about a train.

10 Nov 2012 10:09 AM
PreMortem    [TotalFark]  
I'd hit it.

10 Nov 2012 10:13 AM
Glitchwerks     
Is that big bandage covering up the gross signs of a Krokodil habit?

(don't GIS that, Farkers. You have been warned.)

10 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
dennysgod     

clipperbox: this is still one of my favorite press photos of all time.

[www.guitarworld.com image 850x565]


You can fight government oppression or forcing invaders but you can't fight the Muse

10 Nov 2012 10:14 AM
eltejon     
Ruck over! Ruck over!

/it is a Saturday. That is a great picture.

10 Nov 2012 10:15 AM
TOWG     
My standards are pretty low but the days of clicking on any story from Britain that mentions hot women are over!

10 Nov 2012 10:16 AM
MassAsster     
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10 Nov 2012 10:18 AM
starzman2003     

dramatools: [i49.tinypic.com image 640x640]
She only played a call girl on TV, but we needed some headline-appropriate eyebleach.


I loved watching that show.

/why yes I'm a guy
//but FU, I was watching it for her

10 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
aspAddict     

PreMortem: I'd hit it.


I got next!

...aaaand, I just made myself throw up a little...well done, jackass-self.

10 Nov 2012 10:19 AM
mikalmd     
One of the best articles from MailOnline that I have seen...

10 Nov 2012 10:25 AM
bmihura     

TOWG: My standards are pretty low but the days of clicking on any story from Britain that mentions hot women are over!


I've been on Fark awhile, as you can see from my profile.

You could have simplified that to "do not click on any story from Britain". Even BBC, as they are very biased anymore.

10 Nov 2012 10:27 AM
Forbidden Doughnut     

feanorn: The North Korean photo is great. That is claustrophobic stuff, there.


Yeah, I find the North Korean one the most depressing. ( yes, even more than the photos from the Ukraine and Norway...)

/ the Ukraine one comes pretty close, however...

10 Nov 2012 10:29 AM
Wayne 985     

bmihura: TOWG: My standards are pretty low but the days of clicking on any story from Britain that mentions hot women are over!

I've been on Fark awhile, as you can see from my profile.

You could have simplified that to "do not click on any story from Britain". Even BBC, as they are very biased anymore.


Biased how? Toward reality?

10 Nov 2012 10:31 AM
ModernLuddite     

Glitchwerks: Is that big bandage covering up the gross signs of a Krokodil habit?

(don't GIS that, Farkers. You have been warned.)


I learned something new today.

Also, I think I say "what the fark, Russia?" about once a day at this point.

10 Nov 2012 10:35 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu     
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10 Nov 2012 10:37 AM
Aidan     

Forbidden Doughnut: feanorn: The North Korean photo is great. That is claustrophobic stuff, there.

Yeah, I find the North Korean one the most depressing. ( yes, even more than the photos from the Ukraine and Norway...)

/ the Ukraine one comes pretty close, however...


The North Korean one is great because just yesterday there was a thread about North Korea so I was reading all up ins. This picture is one of the best of Pyongyang, IMO.

10 Nov 2012 10:39 AM
ummosirius     
WTF, man. Stop that shiat

10 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
I. R. Rottweiler     
Does a photo have to be soul crushingly depressing to be entered into this contest?

10 Nov 2012 10:41 AM
safetycap     
I got wood. Seriously.

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10 Nov 2012 10:46 AM
thelonearranger     
Knew it was a trap. Clicked anyway.

10 Nov 2012 10:47 AM
dersk     
Congratulations, subbie, you got a headline even more wrong than the Daily Fail. The prizes were awarded towards the beginning of the year.

10 Nov 2012 10:49 AM
harbingerofdoom     

Glitchwerks: Is that big bandage covering up the gross signs of a Krokodil habit?

(don't GIS that, Farkers. You have been warned.)


wow thats some messed up stuff right there.

10 Nov 2012 10:50 AM
Evil Mackerel     

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [ic.pics.livejournal.com image 400x250]


William DaFoe is doing drag again?

10 Nov 2012 10:51 AM
Chuck Ruffcorn     
Ugh! Does anyone else smell sun-baked coleslaw and shrimp?

Also, the word Leakage comes to mind.

They need pics of the guys that pay for that.

10 Nov 2012 10:52 AM
calbert    [TotalFark]  
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10 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
doosh     
Subby show thy name that I may shun thee henceforth!

As far as the photo is concerned most of its "impact" is its post-processing so maybe I need to take note of the formula for what's trending:

1- Underexpose by a stop then another frame correctly exposed
2- HDR the bejeezus out of both.
3- Sharpen that biatch til them pixels bleed.
4- Profit!

10 Nov 2012 10:56 AM
kab     
Most of those pics are actually quite good.

10 Nov 2012 10:58 AM
Just Another OC Homeless Guy     

Aidan: The child bride picture makes my soul shudder.

Several other pictures are really good. Some are merely nice.


Are not all cultures equal? You sound culture-centric and racist.

10 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
euphonial     
I question the submitter's lineage . . .

10 Nov 2012 11:04 AM
Peenus     
I was doing fine until the "half scrum" pic. They went full Brit on the description and I couldn't understand a thing I read.....

10 Nov 2012 11:05 AM
Just Another OC Homeless Guy     

Glitchwerks: Is that big bandage covering up the gross signs of a Krokodil habit?

(don't GIS that, Farkers. You have been warned.)


"At the injection site, which can be anywhere from the feet to the forehead, the addict's skin becomes greenish and scaly, like a crocodile's, as blood vessels burst and the surrounding tissue dies. Gangrene and amputations are a common result, while porous bone tissue, especially in the lower jaw, often starts to dissipate, eaten up by the drug's acidity."

Nice.

10 Nov 2012 11:10 AM
themasterdebater     
Well she looks much hotter when the lights are off...

/in my mind anyways...

10 Nov 2012 11:11 AM
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