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   Growing up, you always wished you had a real, live Barbie doll. Well she's alive, although it's creepier than you think

10 Nov 2012 02:27 PM   |   25911 clicks   |   Huffington Post
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FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  
She can't be real, the tube top pic clearly demonstrates she has nipples. Barbie doesn't have nipples.

10 Nov 2012 11:43 AM
Pud    [TotalFark]  
Is that what's known as sharp knees?

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10 Nov 2012 11:55 AM
serial_crusher    [TotalFark]  
I like this 12 minute montage of her doing her makeup. If I had to spend 12 minutes doing that stuff I'd kill myself. The fact that the 12 minutes was a montage is even scarier.

She looked pretty good before the makeupping started though.

10 Nov 2012 12:00 PM
Therion    [TotalFark]  
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This woman looks more realistic.

10 Nov 2012 12:09 PM
L.D. Ablo    [TotalFark]  
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10 Nov 2012 12:13 PM
Because People in power are Stupid     
Did she have her nipples removed and her orifices filled in?

10 Nov 2012 12:22 PM
Because People in power are Stupid     
I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.

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10 Nov 2012 12:24 PM
basemetal    [TotalFark]  
Man, she would have been great in the real doll thread.

10 Nov 2012 12:38 PM
FirstNationalBastard    [TotalFark]  

Because People in power are Stupid: Did she have... her orifices filled in?


Probably on a nightly basis.

10 Nov 2012 01:05 PM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  
I bet she has a great personality and no mental health issues whatsoever.

10 Nov 2012 02:13 PM
Icetech3     
Crazy or not i would still like to put my thumb in her butt....

10 Nov 2012 02:28 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
No, I just grew up hoping that Aqua would be sent to the salt mines for that song.

10 Nov 2012 02:30 PM
ITGreen    [TotalFark]  

Icetech3: Crazy or not i would still like to put my thumb in her butt....


yup

10 Nov 2012 02:31 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus    [TotalFark]  
NOPE!

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THERE SHE IS

10 Nov 2012 02:32 PM
camaroash     
Jesus lizard. She looks like a Boy Toy doll.

/ except this one warms herself to operating temperature

10 Nov 2012 02:33 PM
BigSnatch    [TotalFark]  

Because People in power are Stupid: Did she have her nipples removed and her orifices filled in?


Go on...

10 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
James F. Campbell     
I thought that was the anime chick at first.

10 Nov 2012 02:34 PM
cig-mkr     

Because People in power are Stupid: Did she have her nipples removed and her orifices filled in?


Does Little Baby Tender Love have a plastic pussy? Of course she did.

10 Nov 2012 02:36 PM
buttcat     
I'd fist her like an angry god!

10 Nov 2012 02:37 PM
quatchi     
Purty to look at but man, the maintenance.

10 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
willyfreddy     
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/no, really, have two

10 Nov 2012 02:40 PM
Mark Ratner    [TotalFark]  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: NOPE!



THERE SHE IS


Her waist has to be photoshopped. That's not right.

10 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
jbrad47128     
As a true, bona-fide heterosexual male... I must confess... some of those pictures of her were downright creepy. I don't know if I could have sex with her. Some of the ones in the middle, where her eyes weren't made up so strangely, weren't too bad. But overall... shew

10 Nov 2012 02:42 PM
IamAwake     
showing this to my wife, she says "she looks a lot like Katie, just with bigger boobs"

//in my head I thought "huh...I know Katie...I should see if we could all go to the beach sometime..."

10 Nov 2012 02:44 PM
insertsnarkyusername     
Can I store her out of the way someplace when I don't want to play with her?

10 Nov 2012 02:47 PM
weclock     
I'd keep her in the closet with the rest of my toys.

10 Nov 2012 02:50 PM
muck4doo     
She should enter Face Off.

10 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
D Cubitus     
All well and good, but does she have "Made in China" tattooed on her backside? Realism must be verified for this to be believed. Also... See Willyfreddy's post.

10 Nov 2012 02:51 PM
snocone    [TotalFark]  
Imagine the Military Grade chit you would have to put up with.
Epic Grade, actually.

10 Nov 2012 02:54 PM
Ima4nic8or     
There is nothing creepy about her. I would fark that shiat out of that.

10 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
AutumnWind     
She seems naturally pretty, but does all this make up and photoshop which just makes her look creepy and not attractive.

10 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
GreenSun     
To avoid the creepy sensation, just imagine you're banging a Real Doll instead of a real live human who looks like one.

10 Nov 2012 02:58 PM
LordOfThePings     
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No on

10 Nov 2012 02:59 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  
Creepy? I dunno, I think she's pretty hot!
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10 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
ArcadianRefugee     
Pfft. Far creepier:

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10 Nov 2012 03:01 PM
jdmac     
Gotta be honest

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10 Nov 2012 03:03 PM
BlippityBleep     
hawt.

10 Nov 2012 03:04 PM
Darkviking     

Because People in power are Stupid: I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.

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Holy crap that brought back a flood of memories.

10 Nov 2012 03:04 PM
sleeps in trees     

Because People in power are Stupid: I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.

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Ah, the memories are flooding in.

10 Nov 2012 03:05 PM
BATMANATEE     
What a waste of a hottie. What's wrong with your face?

10 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
sweet-daddy-2     
It would be hell scrubbing all of that makeup off your family jewels.

10 Nov 2012 03:09 PM
KrispyKritter     

Mark Ratner: I bet she has a great personality and no mental health issues whatsoever.


^^^^^This. Bound to be the dullest bang ever. Crank up the A/C and make her stay real still.

And she's going to age well too. Either yearly plastic surgery or lock down ward stays. Or both.

10 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
Kibbler     
Ugh.

10 Nov 2012 03:17 PM
muck4doo     

sweet-daddy-2: It would be hell scrubbing all of that makeup off your family jewels.


No it wouldn't.

10 Nov 2012 03:17 PM
special20    [TotalFark]  

Because People in power are Stupid: I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.


Probably because she'd already gone Big Jack.

10 Nov 2012 03:23 PM
Third_Uncle_Eno     
the professional photos look a little touched up, especially her skin, more plastic looking than the slideshow at the bottom (real pics).

/and, what do you bet there's a guy out there who's a realistic 'Ken' doll ? those two could hook up and make fake plastic children.

10 Nov 2012 03:24 PM
Slaves2Darkness     
She looks more like a Real Doll then a Barbie Doll.

10 Nov 2012 03:25 PM
Old Man Winter    [TotalFark]  
I had drunken sex with a clown once, A friend had hired her for his kids bday. She was hot, for a clown.
I totally blocked out the memory of it as well, until many months later when I was pulling out my cold-weather clothes and found a pair of jeans with grease-paint stains down the crotch. For that brief moment where I was trying to figure out why the paint was there and remembering the drunken clown sex, I felt like I was trapped in some story by Poe.

10 Nov 2012 03:25 PM
whatsupchuck     
Anatomically correct?

10 Nov 2012 03:25 PM
IamAwake     

Therion: [www.lifelounge.com.au image 467x700]

This woman looks more realistic.


I take it that's a "realdoll" or whatever?

10 Nov 2012 03:26 PM
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