She can't be real, the tube top pic clearly demonstrates she has nipples. Barbie doesn't have nipples.

Is that what's known as sharp knees?

I like this 12 minute montage of her doing her makeup. If I had to spend 12 minutes doing that stuff I'd kill myself. The fact that the 12 minutes was a montage is even scarier.

She looked pretty good before the makeupping started though.

This woman looks more realistic.

Did she have her nipples removed and her orifices filled in?

I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.

Man, she would have been great in the real doll thread.

Because People in power are Stupid: Did she have... her orifices filled in?

Probably on a nightly basis.

I bet she has a great personality and no mental health issues whatsoever.

Crazy or not i would still like to put my thumb in her butt....

No, I just grew up hoping that Aqua would be sent to the salt mines for that song.

Icetech3: Crazy or not i would still like to put my thumb in her butt....

yup

NOPE!



THERE SHE IS

Jesus lizard. She looks like a Boy Toy doll.

/ except this one warms herself to operating temperature

Because People in power are Stupid: Did she have her nipples removed and her orifices filled in?

Go on...

I thought that was the anime chick at first.

Because People in power are Stupid: Did she have her nipples removed and her orifices filled in?

Does Little Baby Tender Love have a plastic pussy? Of course she did.

I'd fist her like an angry god!

Purty to look at but man, the maintenance.

/no, really, have two

The Stealth Hippopotamus: NOPE!



THERE SHE IS

Her waist has to be photoshopped. That's not right.

As a true, bona-fide heterosexual male... I must confess... some of those pictures of her were downright creepy. I don't know if I could have sex with her. Some of the ones in the middle, where her eyes weren't made up so strangely, weren't too bad. But overall... shew

showing this to my wife, she says "she looks a lot like Katie, just with bigger boobs"

//in my head I thought "huh...I know Katie...I should see if we could all go to the beach sometime..."

Can I store her out of the way someplace when I don't want to play with her?

I'd keep her in the closet with the rest of my toys.

She should enter Face Off.

All well and good, but does she have "Made in China" tattooed on her backside? Realism must be verified for this to be believed. Also... See Willyfreddy's post.

Imagine the Military Grade chit you would have to put up with.
Epic Grade, actually.

There is nothing creepy about her. I would fark that shiat out of that.

She seems naturally pretty, but does all this make up and photoshop which just makes her look creepy and not attractive.

To avoid the creepy sensation, just imagine you're banging a Real Doll instead of a real live human who looks like one.

 

No on ∞

Creepy? I dunno, I think she's pretty hot!

Pfft. Far creepier:

Gotta be honest

hawt.

Because People in power are Stupid: I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.

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Holy crap that brought back a flood of memories.

Because People in power are Stupid: I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.

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Ah, the memories are flooding in.

What a waste of a hottie. What's wrong with your face?

It would be hell scrubbing all of that makeup off your family jewels.

Mark Ratner: I bet she has a great personality and no mental health issues whatsoever.

^^^^^This. Bound to be the dullest bang ever. Crank up the A/C and make her stay real still.

And she's going to age well too. Either yearly plastic surgery or lock down ward stays. Or both.

Ugh.

sweet-daddy-2: It would be hell scrubbing all of that makeup off your family jewels.

No it wouldn't.

Because People in power are Stupid: I should add that my Big Jim doll was entirely disappointed with her when he brought her back to his RV.

Probably because she'd already gone Big Jack.

the professional photos look a little touched up, especially her skin, more plastic looking than the slideshow at the bottom (real pics).

/and, what do you bet there's a guy out there who's a realistic 'Ken' doll ? those two could hook up and make fake plastic children.

She looks more like a Real Doll then a Barbie Doll.

I had drunken sex with a clown once, A friend had hired her for his kids bday. She was hot, for a clown.
I totally blocked out the memory of it as well, until many months later when I was pulling out my cold-weather clothes and found a pair of jeans with grease-paint stains down the crotch. For that brief moment where I was trying to figure out why the paint was there and remembering the drunken clown sex, I felt like I was trapped in some story by Poe.

Anatomically correct?

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This woman looks more realistic.

I take it that's a "realdoll" or whatever?