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   Man impersonates federal officer attempting to enter Epcot for free, then impersonates Jesus Quintana in his mugshot

10 Nov 2012 03:03 PM   |   7388 clicks   |   Sun Sentinel
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AirForceVet    [TotalFark]  
Originally Epcot was EPCOT for Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow.

/I miss the Walt Disney Dream Machine.

10 Nov 2012 02:52 PM
skankboy     
Tell us more, Professor!

10 Nov 2012 03:07 PM
Kibbler     
Dat's right. Nobody f*ck with the Jesus.

10 Nov 2012 03:10 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     
It's a small cell after all.

10 Nov 2012 03:11 PM
Mugato    [TotalFark]  

AirForceVet: Originally Epcot was EPCOT for Experimental Prototype Community Of Tomorrow.

/I miss the Walt Disney Dream Machine.


That's turned into Disney Celebration. And it's a scary Stepford Wives little community.

Nice movie theater though.

But EPCOT? Why break into EPCOT? Sure, unlike the other parks at least you can drink there but you'll be broke before you get a buzz on. At least wait until they finish the Tron ride.

10 Nov 2012 03:11 PM
Tom_Slick     
I know the Wine and Food Festival is fun, and Sam Adams Chocolate Bock is good but impersonating a federal officer is Federal PMITA time.

10 Nov 2012 03:13 PM
Apos     
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"Amateur."

10 Nov 2012 03:14 PM
gaslight    [TotalFark]  
Why, why, why?

Can anyone please explain to me why people need to pretend to be police officers? And then pretend to be police officers in order to do trivial things like this?

10 Nov 2012 03:16 PM
Apos     

gaslight: Why, why, why?

Can anyone please explain to me why people need to pretend to be police officers? And then pretend to be police officers in order to do trivial things like this?


Criminals have always been a brazenly idiotic lot.

10 Nov 2012 03:18 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener     

gaslight: Why, why, why?

Can anyone please explain to me why people need to pretend to be police officers? And then pretend to be police officers in order to do trivial things like this?


I think it all flies under the rationale: "If you're going to fark up, you might as well go big or go home."

10 Nov 2012 03:25 PM
bopeuph     
Disney's security is super tight. You can't do much without getting caught. Don't know how a Floridian didn't know this.

10 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
jaybeezey     

Kibbler: Dat's right. Nobody f*ck with the Jesus.


That creep can roll...

10 Nov 2012 03:30 PM
Kibbler     

jaybeezey: Kibbler: Dat's right. Nobody f*ck with the Jesus.

That creep can roll...


Yeah, well, you know...that's just like, your opinion, man.

10 Nov 2012 03:35 PM
LordOfThePings     
Authentic badges? We don't need no steenkin' authentic badges.

10 Nov 2012 03:39 PM
rooftop235    [TotalFark]  
I am sitting in a convention at Disney world resort in Orlando at the moment. This is funny. I should probably pay attention to the conference.
/Something about layoffs and trained monkeys doing our jobs.

10 Nov 2012 03:43 PM
Fark Rye For Many Whores     
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10 Nov 2012 04:11 PM
Bijin     
Toby Ziegler has really hit hard times since President Bartlett left office, hasn't he. Toby, Toby, Toby.

10 Nov 2012 04:14 PM
Tenatra     

Apos: [25.media.tumblr.com image 400x297]

"Amateur."


DiCaprio doesn't have the face to portray a young Abagnale but I came here to reference the same guy.

/his book was pretty awesome though :)

10 Nov 2012 04:23 PM
Godscrack     
What a genius way to expose a ridiculous $100 admission to Disneyland.

10 Nov 2012 04:37 PM
zippythechimp     
Going next week, can't wait.

10 Nov 2012 04:49 PM
nicklenick     
Eight year olds dude eight year olds.

10 Nov 2012 05:37 PM
Diogenes Teufelsdrockh     
Man impersonates federal officer attempting to enter Epcot for free...

That's a mighty specific impersonation. He probably should've stopped at "Federal Officer" if he wanted to fool anyone.

10 Nov 2012 07:04 PM
Bob The Nob     
What's a pederast, Walter?

11 Nov 2012 02:37 AM
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