So banning photography gets people to buy shiatty cakes. Who's the failure there?

This kind of thing happens now and then with dedicated craftspeople who are too busy to look at the internets. It always ends in fail as they get more, and worse, publicity than they ever dreamed of.

In this case, the clear message is, "Our cakes suck just enough that we're ashamed of having them on Cake Wrecks in any way whatsoever." Keep in mind that Cake Wrecks highlights well executed cakes as often as poorly done ones.

Mmm... cake.

// Craving sugar.

No farking way.

You probably can copyright a cake decoration, but to enforce it they'd first have to register the decoration with the U.S. Copyright Office. I can really see the Safeway bakery staff putting that one on their to-do list.

Read the headline as: Bakery bans pornography...

In other news, Walmart to ban photography in an attempt to prevent customers from appearing on People of Walmart.

The cake is a lie!

Have some pie instead


(Can we turn this into a cake/pie thread?).

Also, seems pretty relevant:

RIP cake. An exsquisite blend of all the wrong colors found in nature. Poo brown, pond slime and mildew greens. Hell, even the outer layer has the appearance of a rotted bloated carcass. I've never seen anything so nauseatingly perfect in my entire life.
*wretch*

The SafeWay near my apartment makes beautiful cakes.

Now I want cake.

Useful cakes!

Longtime fan of CakeWrecks. Their bad cakes are really, really bad. Andt their good cakes are astounding. Farkers would appreciate the blogger's snarky comments, too. Good site.

CygnusDarius: The cake is a lie!

Have some pie instead

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(Can we turn this into a cake/pie thread?).

 

/I don't understand the slash
//But I understand slashies

There just has to be an Iran joke in here but I'm too lazy to come up with a link for the punchline.

It's neither "RIP" nor "R.I.P." What else could it be?

traylor: [craphound.com image 300x400]

It's neither "RIP" nor "R.I.P." What else could it be?

Looks like righthere I pooped.

traylor: [craphound.com image 300x400]

It's neither "RIP" nor "R.I.P." What else could it be?

Or rectum: insert penis.

traylor: [craphound.com image 300x400]

It's neither "RIP" nor "R.I.P." What else could it be?

'rection in pooper?

Have a heart... it's all good. It's still cake!
 

Well... 

traylor

It's neither "RIP" nor "R.I.P." What else could it be?


It looks like the skeleton has brown genitalia flanked by the letters R and P.

traylor: It's neither "RIP" nor "R.I.P." What else could it be?

RON cock and balls PAUL

Still my favorite wreck after all these years ...

Max Awesome: [i42.photobucket.com image 500x375]

Holy hell, its Jewperman!

It's neither "RIP" nor "R.I.P." What else could it be?

Two words: POOP PENIS!

Jenn of Cakewrecks was ebullient when she shared this story on their Facebook page... a major victory in her life.

The blog is killer and has some of the most ridiculous and mind-blowing cakes you've ever seen.

poop penis would be a great fark handle

Now I Is!: [craphound.com image 600x800]

It's neither "RIP" nor "R.I.P." What else could it be?

Two words: POOP PENIS!


Roy Innis Penis?

TheSwizz: Max Awesome: [i42.photobucket.com image 500x375]

Holy hell, its Jewperman!

And he's a vampire!

If they're bad cakes, who would buy them to take home and photograph?

cyberspacedout: If they're bad cakes, who would buy them to take home and photograph?

BLIND PEOPLE?!

Clearly, one major exception to copyright is fair use for satire. What else is that site, if not a satire on the industry?

/...not my cake, but I did lol

Realistically speaking, who cares what the cake looks like, as long as it tastes good?

Gyrfalcon: Realistically speaking, who cares what the cake looks like, as long as it tastes good?

Brides?

Mr. Potatoass: Read the headline as: Bakery bans pornography...

You're not the only one. I was thinking "Dude, my cousin does cakes for Safeway, what are you making her do?"

I attended a wedding last summer with an XKCD cake. Yep, plain white with the little stick figures piped on. It was devilsfood inside. Delicious geekitude.

AdrienVeidt: Gyrfalcon: Realistically speaking, who cares what the cake looks like, as long as it tastes good?

Brides?

If you have a popcorn cake for your wedding, then you DON'T care what it looks like, you know?

Great the penis skeleton penis cake is from Seattle.

/ represent!

cyberspacedout: If they're bad cakes, who would buy them to take home and photograph?

Because they'll still taste good after you've made fun of them.