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   Fifteen toys and treasures pulled from the 1992 Sears Wish Book. Merry Christmas in November

10 Nov 2012 05:23 PM   |   26693 clicks   |   Dinosaur Dracula
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KrispyKritter     
dammit i want teh Sound Machine and i want it bad. i have a HUGE farking box of battery operated noise maker toys, i love that shiat. -runs off to check eBay-

10 Nov 2012 04:23 PM
texdent    [TotalFark]  
I'm pretty sure we had this
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10 Nov 2012 04:27 PM
Mr.Poops     
Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.

10 Nov 2012 04:27 PM
Dumb-Ass-Monkey     
20 years ago, at age 18, i would have LOVED this

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Today, at age 38, I would still love this!

10 Nov 2012 04:28 PM
calbert    [TotalFark]  

Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.


would of?

*stab*stab*stab*

10 Nov 2012 04:29 PM
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers    [TotalFark]  
By 1992, I was more interested in the bra section, and would scan each one looking for a nipple visible through the lace to fap to.

10 Nov 2012 04:31 PM
kmmontandon     

texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]


Didn't everyone?

I think we had two.

10 Nov 2012 04:34 PM
eddievercetti     
Oh god, the Super Scope...my brother wanted that so bad, he mowed lawns and sold lemonade...until he said fark it and got Sonic 2 for my sister. Whatever changed his mind during that time, me and her thank him for the change of heart.

10 Nov 2012 04:35 PM
studman 69     
I had the mutating Splinter toy. shiat was so cool back in the day.

10 Nov 2012 04:42 PM
Mr.Poops     

calbert: Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.

would of?

*stab*stab*stab*


BAITED

I no proper English, thanks you very much!

10 Nov 2012 04:43 PM
fearmongert     

Mr.Poops: calbert: Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.

would of?

*stab*stab*stab*

BAITED

I no proper English, thanks you very much!


Glad we have that out of the way...
...or is it got that out of the way...

/discuss

10 Nov 2012 04:47 PM
NeoCortex42     
Mario Paint. I'm pretty sure that game was the absolute worse one to listen to if you weren't the one playing. Between the sound effects of the fly swatter game and the god-awful music creation samples, you could drive a parent insane.

10 Nov 2012 04:50 PM
marxychick1     
God I loved Swan's Crossing. Can still sing the whole theme song. That show was amazing. Sydney Rutledge, Sandy Swan, Mila, Grant.... loved it! Never had any of the dolls though.

10 Nov 2012 04:50 PM
marxychick1     
*Garrett not Grant. Damn it :-(

10 Nov 2012 04:54 PM
FriarReb98    [TotalFark]  

texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]


I had the audio cassette version. Pretty sure in some random old box I have it still.

And I'm almost positive Dad had that video poker one.

10 Nov 2012 04:54 PM
mjohnson71     

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: 20 years ago, at age 18, i would have LOVED this

[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x607]

Today, at age 38, I would still love this!


Agreed.

/Needs a man-cave badly: even if outside.
//Now if you'll excuse me, I need to change a diaper and start item #23 of today's honey-do list.

10 Nov 2012 04:54 PM
marxychick1     
Oh there was a Grant, too. Never mind my Swan's Crossing rambling.

10 Nov 2012 04:56 PM
SouthParkCon     
Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

www.thekickisgood.comView Full Size

10 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
gaspode     
1992! Were people even ALIVE then? I love archaeology..

10 Nov 2012 05:07 PM
mjg     
www.toysyouhad.comView Full Size


Early 80s. Greatest Toy EVAR.

10 Nov 2012 05:08 PM
loonatic112358     

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: By 1992, I was more interested in the bra section, and would scan each one looking for a nipple visible through the lace to fap to.


didn't we all,

ah nostalgia, just found where the 12 year old boy has been sneaking off with the sears ads for the lingerie dept

/told him if me makes a mess, clean it up and don't leave it for mom

10 Nov 2012 05:11 PM
OhioKnight     
First half of the 80's was the most awesome period of toys ever.

10 Nov 2012 05:28 PM
dofus     
Link is slow. I feel inconvenienced. Can I sue Fark.com?

10 Nov 2012 05:30 PM
peterthx     

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: 20 years ago, at age 18, i would have LOVED this

[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x607]

Today, at age 38, I would still love this!


Hate to break it to you but I'm pretty sure the inbred-looking kids were not included.

/bazinga!

10 Nov 2012 05:38 PM
rhiannon    [TotalFark]  

gaspode: 1992! Were people even ALIVE then? I love archaeology..


Yup, you know you're a youngin' when 1992 is ancient history. Or 1982.

10 Nov 2012 05:38 PM
KiwDaWabbit     
This would have definitely been right in my wheelhouse at the time. Wow, what a difference twenty years makes! You stop playing with toys and discover that an ex turned tricks in college.

10 Nov 2012 05:40 PM
Igor Jakovsky     
Ahhh the sears catalog. When I was a kid in the '80s I'd check the mailbox everyday when it got closer to Christmas until it showed up. I figured Santa mailed it out as some sort of guide.

10 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
Oldiron_79     
rhiannon: gaspode: 1992! Were people even ALIVE then? I love archaeology..

Yup, you know you're a youngin' when 1992 is ancient history. Or 1982.


You know you need to get off my damned lawn when 1992 is ancient history to you.

10 Nov 2012 05:45 PM
100 Watt Walrus     

KiwDaWabbit: This would have definitely been right in my wheelhouse at the time. Wow, what a difference twenty years makes! You stop playing with toys and discover that an ex turned tricks in college.


Dafaq?

10 Nov 2012 05:46 PM
Dalek Caan's doomed mistress     
My grandmother actually gave me that poker game to keep me entertained on the plane ride home. Mom was not amused.

/same grandmother also gave me tamogatchis

10 Nov 2012 05:51 PM
The Downfall     

loonatic112358: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: By 1992, I was more interested in the bra section, and would scan each one looking for a nipple visible through the lace to fap to.

didn't we all,

ah nostalgia, just found where the 12 year old boy has been sneaking off with the sears ads for the lingerie dept

/told him if me makes a mess, clean it up and don't leave it for mom


you told him to clean up YOUR mess? Ewwwww

10 Nov 2012 05:54 PM
KiwDaWabbit     

100 Watt Walrus: KiwDaWabbit: This would have definitely been right in my wheelhouse at the time. Wow, what a difference twenty years makes! You stop playing with toys and discover that an ex turned tricks in college.

Dafaq?


Sucks, huh?

10 Nov 2012 05:55 PM
Quantum Apostrophe     

calbert: Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.

would of?

*stab*stab*stab*


I like you. People of no idea how annoying that is.

10 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
Zeno-25     
Looks like that site is pretty farked already.

10 Nov 2012 05:57 PM
dennysgod     

SouthParkCon: Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

[www.thekickisgood.com image 659x539]


I have that fighter jet. It still has the removable seats as well, but the parachutes that came with it have long since been destroyed.

10 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
Nezu Chiza     
God, I remember waiting for the new Sears catalog every year for Christmas so I could see all the new toys. Brings back memories. Then again, it was a few years before the 92 catalog.

10 Nov 2012 05:58 PM
Quantum Apostrophe     

mjg: [www.toysyouhad.com image 400x281]

Early 80s. Greatest Toy EVAR.


Looks awesome. I wanted one of these

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Which took off too many appendages so it became this

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10 Nov 2012 05:59 PM
PaulieattheTap     

dofus: Link is slow. I feel inconvenienced. Can I sue Fark.com?


I wouldn't sue Drew, he wins every time.

BTW, Site is farked.

10 Nov 2012 06:02 PM
itsfullofstars     
Best Christmas toy ever. I had the trailer too. Proper training for Mars rover drivers:

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10 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
Matt XE     
Site should be unFarked momentarily. Upgrading server/memory right now. Been years since I've had to do that. Power of Fark!

10 Nov 2012 06:04 PM
ronaprhys     
I never got my damned X-Wing fighter.

10 Nov 2012 06:05 PM
devildog123    [TotalFark]  
I have to say, reading his little CSB about the Super Scope, all I could see what what would have happened to me if I had been stupid enough to tell my parents that ANY gift I was going to be given on Christmas "wasn't enough". I think I'd have gotten to watch them take all my presents, unwrap them, show them to me, and then load them into the car, and take them to the local shelter or something. Most likely wouldn't have gotten anything for the next Christmas or two after that either. My mom and dad can hold a grudge.

10 Nov 2012 06:08 PM
strapp3r     
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toy

10 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
Onkel Buck     
In 1992 I was 17 and was playing with this.
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I would still love to have one these sets Smash Up Derby

10 Nov 2012 06:14 PM
strapp3r     

kmmontandon: texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]

Didn't everyone?

I think we had two.


aristocrats, were ya?

10 Nov 2012 06:15 PM
Cyno01    [TotalFark]  

NeoCortex42: Mario Paint. I'm pretty sure that game was the absolute worse one to listen to if you weren't the one playing. Between the sound effects of the fly swatter game and the god-awful music creation samples, you could drive a parent insane.


Indeed.

10 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
mesmer242     

devildog123: I have to say, reading his little CSB about the Super Scope, all I could see what what would have happened to me if I had been stupid enough to tell my parents that ANY gift I was going to be given on Christmas "wasn't enough". I think I'd have gotten to watch them take all my presents, unwrap them, show them to me, and then load them into the car, and take them to the local shelter or something. Most likely wouldn't have gotten anything for the next Christmas or two after that either. My mom and dad can hold a grudge.


I believe 1992 was the year we had a christmas tree made out of construction paper and only got socks and dollar store type stuff as presents so that entire section kinda made me want to punch the writer through the internet. I seriously hope he's apologized to his mom.

10 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
SnyderCat     

strapp3r: kmmontandon: texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]

Didn't everyone?

I think we had two.

aristocrats, were ya?


Army playthings/Canadian playthings.

/exclusive rights given and received.

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year..

whips, chains, etc just for fun....

10 Nov 2012 06:17 PM
Cerebral Knievel    [TotalFark]  
site worked fine for me..

and... ugh... 1992?.


y'all made me old.

never got my Big trax... think geek put it back out for a while, but it was smaller, and no trailer.


what I did get was OMNIBOT biatchES!!! still have Omni.. and he is operational.

10 Nov 2012 06:20 PM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body     

List fails without:

www.usmilitariaforum.comView Full Size


/Probably an earlier year toy, though.

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10 Nov 2012 06:20 PM
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