dammit i want teh Sound Machine and i want it bad. i have a HUGE farking box of battery operated noise maker toys, i love that shiat. -runs off to check eBay-

I'm pretty sure we had this

Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.

20 years ago, at age 18, i would have LOVED this



Today, at age 38, I would still love this!

Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.

would of?

*stab*stab*stab*

By 1992, I was more interested in the bra section, and would scan each one looking for a nipple visible through the lace to fap to.

texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
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Didn't everyone?

I think we had two.

Oh god, the Super Scope...my brother wanted that so bad, he mowed lawns and sold lemonade...until he said fark it and got Sonic 2 for my sister. Whatever changed his mind during that time, me and her thank him for the change of heart.

I had the mutating Splinter toy. shiat was so cool back in the day.

calbert: Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.

would of?

*stab*stab*stab*

BAITED

I no proper English, thanks you very much!

Mr.Poops: calbert: Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.

would of?

*stab*stab*stab*

BAITED

I no proper English, thanks you very much!

Glad we have that out of the way...
...or is it got that out of the way...

/discuss

Mario Paint. I'm pretty sure that game was the absolute worse one to listen to if you weren't the one playing. Between the sound effects of the fly swatter game and the god-awful music creation samples, you could drive a parent insane.

God I loved Swan's Crossing. Can still sing the whole theme song. That show was amazing. Sydney Rutledge, Sandy Swan, Mila, Grant.... loved it! Never had any of the dolls though.

*Garrett not Grant. Damn it :-(

texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
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I had the audio cassette version. Pretty sure in some random old box I have it still.

And I'm almost positive Dad had that video poker one.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: 20 years ago, at age 18, i would have LOVED this

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Today, at age 38, I would still love this!

Agreed.

/Needs a man-cave badly: even if outside.
//Now if you'll excuse me, I need to change a diaper and start item #23 of today's honey-do list.

Oh there was a Grant, too. Never mind my Swan's Crossing rambling.

Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

1992! Were people even ALIVE then? I love archaeology..

Early 80s. Greatest Toy EVAR.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: By 1992, I was more interested in the bra section, and would scan each one looking for a nipple visible through the lace to fap to.

didn't we all,

ah nostalgia, just found where the 12 year old boy has been sneaking off with the sears ads for the lingerie dept

/told him if me makes a mess, clean it up and don't leave it for mom

First half of the 80's was the most awesome period of toys ever.

Link is slow. I feel inconvenienced. Can I sue Fark.com?

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: 20 years ago, at age 18, i would have LOVED this

[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x607]

Today, at age 38, I would still love this!

Hate to break it to you but I'm pretty sure the inbred-looking kids were not included.

/bazinga!

gaspode: 1992! Were people even ALIVE then? I love archaeology..

Yup, you know you're a youngin' when 1992 is ancient history. Or 1982.

This would have definitely been right in my wheelhouse at the time. Wow, what a difference twenty years makes! You stop playing with toys and discover that an ex turned tricks in college.

Ahhh the sears catalog. When I was a kid in the '80s I'd check the mailbox everyday when it got closer to Christmas until it showed up. I figured Santa mailed it out as some sort of guide.

rhiannon: gaspode: 1992! Were people even ALIVE then? I love archaeology..

Yup, you know you're a youngin' when 1992 is ancient history. Or 1982.

You know you need to get off my damned lawn when 1992 is ancient history to you.

KiwDaWabbit: This would have definitely been right in my wheelhouse at the time. Wow, what a difference twenty years makes! You stop playing with toys and discover that an ex turned tricks in college.

Dafaq?

My grandmother actually gave me that poker game to keep me entertained on the plane ride home. Mom was not amused.

/same grandmother also gave me tamogatchis

loonatic112358: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: By 1992, I was more interested in the bra section, and would scan each one looking for a nipple visible through the lace to fap to.

didn't we all,

ah nostalgia, just found where the 12 year old boy has been sneaking off with the sears ads for the lingerie dept

/told him if me makes a mess, clean it up and don't leave it for mom

you told him to clean up YOUR mess? Ewwwww

100 Watt Walrus: KiwDaWabbit: This would have definitely been right in my wheelhouse at the time. Wow, what a difference twenty years makes! You stop playing with toys and discover that an ex turned tricks in college.

Dafaq?

Sucks, huh?

calbert: Mr.Poops: Glad to see Dinosaur Dracula links posted on fark. I used to love X-Entertainment and Matt is still doing what he loves and mad props.

Laughed at the VHS storage case, what type of a lame X-Mas gift that would of been.

would of?

*stab*stab*stab*

I like you. People of no idea how annoying that is.

Looks like that site is pretty farked already.

SouthParkCon: Maybe it was the mid 80's but it was still the coolest GD thing ever:

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I have that fighter jet. It still has the removable seats as well, but the parachutes that came with it have long since been destroyed.

God, I remember waiting for the new Sears catalog every year for Christmas so I could see all the new toys. Brings back memories. Then again, it was a few years before the 92 catalog.

mjg: [www.toysyouhad.com image 400x281]

Early 80s. Greatest Toy EVAR.

Looks awesome. I wanted one of these

 

Which took off too many appendages so it became this

dofus: Link is slow. I feel inconvenienced. Can I sue Fark.com?

I wouldn't sue Drew, he wins every time.

BTW, Site is farked.

Best Christmas toy ever. I had the trailer too. Proper training for Mars rover drivers:

Site should be unFarked momentarily. Upgrading server/memory right now. Been years since I've had to do that. Power of Fark!

I never got my damned X-Wing fighter.

I have to say, reading his little CSB about the Super Scope, all I could see what what would have happened to me if I had been stupid enough to tell my parents that ANY gift I was going to be given on Christmas "wasn't enough". I think I'd have gotten to watch them take all my presents, unwrap them, show them to me, and then load them into the car, and take them to the local shelter or something. Most likely wouldn't have gotten anything for the next Christmas or two after that either. My mom and dad can hold a grudge.

_toy

In 1992 I was 17 and was playing with this.


I would still love to have one these sets Smash Up Derby

kmmontandon: texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]

Didn't everyone?

I think we had two.

aristocrats, were ya?

NeoCortex42: Mario Paint. I'm pretty sure that game was the absolute worse one to listen to if you weren't the one playing. Between the sound effects of the fly swatter game and the god-awful music creation samples, you could drive a parent insane.

Indeed.

devildog123: I have to say, reading his little CSB about the Super Scope, all I could see what what would have happened to me if I had been stupid enough to tell my parents that ANY gift I was going to be given on Christmas "wasn't enough". I think I'd have gotten to watch them take all my presents, unwrap them, show them to me, and then load them into the car, and take them to the local shelter or something. Most likely wouldn't have gotten anything for the next Christmas or two after that either. My mom and dad can hold a grudge.

I believe 1992 was the year we had a christmas tree made out of construction paper and only got socks and dollar store type stuff as presents so that entire section kinda made me want to punch the writer through the internet. I seriously hope he's apologized to his mom.

strapp3r: kmmontandon: texdent: I'm pretty sure we had this
[dinosaurdracula.com image 640x330]

Didn't everyone?

I think we had two.

aristocrats, were ya?

Army playthings/Canadian playthings.

/exclusive rights given and received.

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year..

whips, chains, etc just for fun....

site worked fine for me..

and... ugh... 1992?.


y'all made me old.

never got my Big trax... think geek put it back out for a while, but it was smaller, and no trailer.


what I did get was OMNIBOT biatchES!!! still have Omni.. and he is operational.

List fails without:

/Probably an earlier year toy, though.