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   Seven places raisins don't belong. Yes, yes, relax, "cookies" is on the list

10 Nov 2012 07:34 PM   |   8725 clicks   |   Buzzfeed
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Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  
#8: Cinnamon rolls

10 Nov 2012 05:33 PM
FloydA     
Never try to cram more than seven raisins up your nose.

10 Nov 2012 05:42 PM
unyon    [TotalFark]  
Raisins in oatmeal cookies are delicious.

10 Nov 2012 05:50 PM
Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  

unyon: Raisins in oatmeal cookies are delicious.


This.

Bathia_Mapes: #8: Cinnamon rolls


And this.

10 Nov 2012 06:00 PM
jchic    [TotalFark]  

Bathia_Mapes: #8: Cinnamon rolls


This!

10 Nov 2012 06:03 PM
costermonger    [TotalFark]  
Get your farking hands off my oatmeal raisin cookies!

10 Nov 2012 06:13 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk    [TotalFark]  

Bathia_Mapes: #8: Cinnamon rolls


This cannot be thised enough

10 Nov 2012 06:20 PM
Shostie    [TotalFark]  
What needs to be examined here is not: "why are raisins so disgusting?" but rather: "what is wrong with you people that think delicious and nutritious raisins are disgusting?"

10 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
optikeye    [TotalFark]  
Chicken Salad.

10 Nov 2012 06:32 PM
dugitman    [TotalFark]  

optikeye: Chicken Salad.


God I hate that. 

10 Nov 2012 06:48 PM
RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
On my turntable.

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10 Nov 2012 06:56 PM
Marcus Aurelius     

unyon: Raisins in oatmeal cookies are delicious.


If I must use raisins, I use sultanas soaked in rum.

Otherwise I use dried cherries instead.

In fact you can safely replace anything that calls for raisins with dried cherries, and you'll lead a much happier life.

10 Nov 2012 07:06 PM
Bathia_Mapes    [TotalFark]  

Marcus Aurelius: unyon: Raisins in oatmeal cookies are delicious.

If I must use raisins, I use sultanas soaked in rum.

Otherwise I use dried cherries instead.

In fact you can safely replace anything that calls for raisins with dried cherries, and you'll lead a much happier life.


Dried cranberries in cookies are pretty tasty too.

10 Nov 2012 07:11 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  

costermonger: Get your farking hands off my oatmeal raisin cookies!


THIS.

I would like to toss two more entrants for Fark's consideration into this "places raisins don't belong" debate.

1) Salads. 2) Stuffing.

Seriously, people need to stop doing that.

10 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  
Oh, just noticed we already did salads. NM.

Places raisins do belong?

Raisin bran cereal, of course, oatmeal and raisin cookies as previously discussed and the very best place to find a raisin in the entire world is inside a butter tart.

/Canadian thang, y'all.

10 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
RobertBruce    [TotalFark]  
Hermits are delicious.

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10 Nov 2012 07:29 PM
NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
If you do not enjoy oatmeal raisin cookies, you are worse than Hitler.

10 Nov 2012 07:33 PM
BigSnatch    [TotalFark]  
Election season apparently got the best of me, I read that as "racists."

10 Nov 2012 07:35 PM
Shazam999     
Phew, they still belong up my ass

10 Nov 2012 07:38 PM
Zeppelininthesky     
Raisins are awesome and you should feel bad!

10 Nov 2012 07:38 PM
had98c     

NewportBarGuy: If you do not enjoy oatmeal raisin cookies, you are worse than Hitler.


Nice. We Godwinned a thread about raisins.

They belong in bread and cereal that's it. Oatmeal raisin cookies are disgusting.

10 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
Porous Horace     
"You're like a Sultana in a salad"

/obscure?

10 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
TheMega     

unyon: Raisins in oatmeal cookies are delicious.


Seriously!!!!! How in the flying Fark are you going to have an oatmeal cookie without raisins in the thing?!? Blehhhh. That's like a chocolate chip cookie full of shiat!

10 Nov 2012 07:41 PM
Genju     
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10 Nov 2012 07:42 PM
NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  

had98c: Oatmeal raisin cookies are disgusting.


You will be first against the wall, my friend.

10 Nov 2012 07:42 PM
NobleHam     
Fark you, raisins are delicious, even in cookies.

10 Nov 2012 07:43 PM
rhiannon    [TotalFark]  
What's with this Twitter crap in between the list numbers? Maybe I'm just noticing it now.

10 Nov 2012 07:44 PM
relcec     
moroccan lamb stew

10 Nov 2012 07:45 PM
SamFlagg    [TotalFark]  

Genju: [t0.gstatic.com image 195x259]


So much this.

It's not that I dislike oatmeal raisin cookies.

It's that I hate that icy cold dagger in my back for making me think I was getting chocolate chip.

RAISINS BETRAY!

10 Nov 2012 07:45 PM
BobSGA     
Meatballs. Apparently a semi-common thing among some Italians, of which my wife is one. Mmm, semi-rehydrated grapes...Jesus Christ, do they suck.

10 Nov 2012 07:45 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  

Porous Horace: "You're like a Sultana in a salad"

/obscure?


Don't be thick.

/^_^

10 Nov 2012 07:45 PM
Spiralmonkey    [TotalFark]  
Warm, fresh from the oven oatmeal raisin cookies are a thing of comfort and joy on a cold day. Likewise rum and raisin cookies. Inside a baked apple? Absolutely. Orange and raisin cinnamon loaf is heavenly. Apple strudel? Yup. Rum and raisin ice cream too, but never, never ever EVER in curry. That's just evil.

10 Nov 2012 07:46 PM
ukexpat     
However, they *do* belong in Coronation Chicken.

10 Nov 2012 07:46 PM
Psycoholic_Slag     
My mom used to make carrot and raisin salad. This is the most ungodly combination know to all cuisine.
I would never get past more than one bite before my brain shut down and I froze up at the table. It haunts my dreams to this day.

fark YOU CARROT AND RAISIN SALAD!!! fark YOU!!!

10 Nov 2012 07:47 PM
FunkOut    [TotalFark]  
I stick raisins and cayenne pepper in my coleslaw. The result is I get to eat all the coleslaw. Mwa hah hah!

10 Nov 2012 07:48 PM
WhippingBoy     
My mother used to call raisins "nature's candy".

I hate them so much.

10 Nov 2012 07:49 PM
Ego edo infantia cattus     
Wow, I just had a raisin cookie that i thought was chocolate chip about ten seconds before this went green.

/it was gross.

10 Nov 2012 07:49 PM
SfK     
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10 Nov 2012 07:50 PM
Le Bomb Suprize     

NewportBarGuy: had98c: Oatmeal raisin cookies are disgusting.

You will be first against the wall, my friend.


I have your back NewportBarGuy. Me and macadamia nut and white chocolate chip cookies.

10 Nov 2012 07:50 PM
TanSau     
Unless they are sugar coated and in a cereal, razins should not exist!!!

If I find them in my cookies, cake, oatmeal, bread, or ice cream, I will KILL you.

(don't get me started about sprinkles)

10 Nov 2012 07:51 PM
quatchi    [TotalFark]  

Le Bomb Suprize: ...white chocolate chip cookies.


Are an abomination.

/This is gonna be one of those threads, isn't it?

10 Nov 2012 07:52 PM
FunkOut    [TotalFark]  

Psycoholic_Slag: My mom used to make carrot and raisin salad. This is the most ungodly combination know to all cuisine.
I would never get past more than one bite before my brain shut down and I froze up at the table. It haunts my dreams to this day.

fark YOU CARROT AND RAISIN SALAD!!! fark YOU!!!


Naw, I still say Waldorf salad is the worst. Who the hell tries to serve that to a 7 year old?

10 Nov 2012 07:53 PM
hbk72777     
The sun?

10 Nov 2012 07:54 PM
dobro     
mouth

10 Nov 2012 07:55 PM
FunkOut    [TotalFark]  

BobSGA: Meatballs. Apparently a semi-common thing among some Italians, of which my wife is one. Mmm, semi-rehydrated grapes...Jesus Christ, do they suck.


Da fuq? Meatballs?

10 Nov 2012 07:56 PM
Enigmamf    [TotalFark]  
I swear sometimes it seems like I'm the only one who makes oatmeal cookies with chocolate chips LIKE GOD INTENDED.

Chocolate AND butterscotch, at that...

10 Nov 2012 07:57 PM
12349876     

Shostie: What needs to be examined here is not: "why are raisins so disgusting?" but rather: "what is wrong with you people that think delicious and nutritious raisins are disgusting?"


It's not the Middle Ages anymore, I can get my fruit fresh.

10 Nov 2012 07:57 PM
ZeroCorpse     
10. Ears
9. Navel
8. Nostrils
7. Tucked under belly fat.
6. Anus
5. Eyes
4. Weaved into hair
3. Vagina
2. Dickhole
1. Chili

10 Nov 2012 07:57 PM
zamboni    [TotalFark]  

had98c: NewportBarGuy: If you do not enjoy oatmeal raisin cookies, you are worse than Hitler.

Nice. We Godwinned a thread about raisins.

They belong in bread and cereal that's it. Oatmeal raisin cookies are disgusting.


Mein Führer! I can walk!

10 Nov 2012 07:59 PM
VTGremlin     
Here's the thing folks. RAISINS ARE FKN TERRIBLE. So yea.

10 Nov 2012 07:59 PM
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