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   Study: One in three women feel depressed after making love

10 Nov 2012 07:16 PM   |   9361 clicks   |   Daily Mail
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urban.derelict     
They never learn.

10 Nov 2012 05:56 PM
Sgygus    [TotalFark]  
Hard to believe I've slept with that many.

10 Nov 2012 06:05 PM
Mr. Potatoass     
Turn that frown upside down, jizzbucket.

10 Nov 2012 06:22 PM
ManateeGag    [TotalFark]  
that can't be true. I haven't had sex with that many women.

10 Nov 2012 06:28 PM
dahmers love zombie    [TotalFark]  
Wait, you mean two of them were actually HAPPY? WooHoo!!!!!

10 Nov 2012 06:30 PM
RodneyToady    [TotalFark]  
How many were depressed before making love? Or during?

10 Nov 2012 06:47 PM
Marcus Aurelius    [TotalFark]  
After meeting their husbands, I can see why.

10 Nov 2012 06:55 PM
Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  
I knew a guy who was like that. And that's really unfortunate.

10 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
Therion    [TotalFark]  
Only one in three?

10 Nov 2012 07:10 PM
ToxicMunkee     
Well duh. Have you seen what some women's husbands become with age?

10 Nov 2012 07:16 PM
WillyChase     
Can't say I haven't ever.

10 Nov 2012 07:18 PM
AssAsInAssassin     
Give then a bag of gold, and they'll biatch about the bag.

10 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  
Was it the mushroom stamp? Was that the final move that went too far?

10 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
NutWrench     
Ladies, try to avoid boffing self-absorbed, goateed douchebags and see what that does for your self-esteem.

10 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
Gonejahman     

Sgygus: Hard to believe I've slept with that many.


+1

10 Nov 2012 07:20 PM
Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo     
Post coitum omnia animalia trista sunt.

10 Nov 2012 07:21 PM
GungFu     
You have to wait for the Rohipnol to wear off first.

10 Nov 2012 07:21 PM
GWSuperfan    [TotalFark]  
Look, ladies, I'm sorry I didn't call you again, but there's only so many hours in a day. Plus, to be honest, you weren't that good.

10 Nov 2012 07:22 PM
Balchinian     
They should try farking instead. Making love is what they do in romance books and "women's magazines", so it is no wonder they are depressed afterwards. How can we men measure up to such unrealistic expectations?

10 Nov 2012 07:23 PM
cynicalbastard     
If you, after sex, don't feel that you're the most sick-minded pervert on the face of the planet and you should face damnation for even thinking about, much less doing, much less enjoying doing what you have just done, then I feel sorry for your miserably boring sex life.

10 Nov 2012 07:23 PM
LovingTeacher     

Sgygus: Hard to believe I've slept with that many.


ManateeGag: that can't be true. I haven't had sex with that many women.


Came to say exactly this. Maybe there are more of us than we thought.

10 Nov 2012 07:24 PM
FunkOut    [TotalFark]  

Ambivalence: I knew a guy who was like that. And that's really unfortunate.


Some people have neurochemical/neurological glitches, like the people who get migraines after sex. I read about one guy who would get heart palpitations and vomit because his body couldn't seem to handle the endorphin rush. Poor bastards.

10 Nov 2012 07:25 PM
Mr. Eugenides     
That sounds low, because it seems that more than 1 in 3 men is heavy enough to leave a depression. Or maybe that's just in the US.

10 Nov 2012 07:25 PM
TexanBoy     
I picked up a girl that was like that last night unfortunately, real mood killer. Things were going pretty well, she was pretty into me and it was clear we were gonna go for it. She wanted to stop after about a quarter of an hour, kept apologizing, and then we went to bed a few minutes later after I assured her it was fine. I got out of there quick this morning.

I honestly never met anyone like that before. I don't know how to feel about it, other than to not let it bother me, and keep away from her. (friend of a friend)

10 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
Ambivalence    [TotalFark]  

NutWrench: Ladies, try to avoid boffing self-absorbed, goateed douchebags and see what that does for your self-esteem.


it's probably a chemical thing, not a personality thing. Even people (women or men) who otherwise enjoy sex can experience ennui after the fact.

10 Nov 2012 07:26 PM
Banned on the Run     
1 in 3 depressed?
I mean disappointed, sure. But depresssed?

10 Nov 2012 07:27 PM
Pumpernickel bread     
Happens to most people....Sober up, look over....OMG, what have I done......dry heave a bit...promise to change your ways....don't

10 Nov 2012 07:28 PM
pivazena     

Banned on the Run: 1 in 3 depressed?
I mean disappointed, sure. But depresssed?


Depending on the circumstances, disappointment = why'd I do this (whore complex) = depressed

/ not that I know from experience or anything
// one night stands are usually *very* depressing

10 Nov 2012 07:30 PM
Zarquon's Flat Tire    [TotalFark]  
Well, stop banging douchebags.

10 Nov 2012 07:30 PM
W.C.fields forever    [TotalFark]  
3 outta 3 point and lauigh at me...

10 Nov 2012 07:31 PM
HighZoolander     

Banned on the Run: 1 in 3 depressed?
I mean disappointed, sure. But depresssed?


One was depressed, the other two were disappointed.

10 Nov 2012 07:31 PM
scrumpox     

Therion: Only one in three?


It would be much higher, but I haven't gotten laid in a while...

10 Nov 2012 07:31 PM
Rapmaster2000    [TotalFark]  

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, stop banging douchebags.


Quiet! You'll ruin my game.

10 Nov 2012 07:32 PM
cynicalbastard     

Pumpernickel bread: Happens to most people....Sober up, look over....OMG, what have I done......dry heave a bit...promise to change your ways....don't


This is, in the military, inevitably followed up by "the walk of shame" as you try to get her out of your room and out of the barracks and into a taxi before the Sunday morning crowd gets out of bed and heads down to the messhall for breakfast.

10 Nov 2012 07:32 PM
Satan's Dumptruck Driver     
It's usually the third one.

The early bird catches the worm.

10 Nov 2012 07:34 PM
GlamrLama     
What per cent of women feel depressed before making love? One in three sounds pretty low.

10 Nov 2012 07:36 PM
quatchi     
Beats my average.

*sigh*

10 Nov 2012 07:37 PM
orclover     
Depressed? I would assume they would be happy that they were untied at least.

10 Nov 2012 07:37 PM
Point02GPA    [TotalFark]  
Ladies, just remember, me and my "Ol' Avenger" can cure your blues.

10 Nov 2012 07:39 PM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body     

cynicalbastard: If you, after sex, don't feel that you're the most sick-minded pervert on the face of the planet and you should face damnation for even thinking about, much less doing, much less enjoying doing what you have just done, then I feel sorry for your miserably boring sex life.


This. If there wasn't headboard rattling, neighbors complaining about the noise, ass slapping against the wall taking place, then you're doing it wrong. Much, much wrong.

10 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
WhippingBoy     

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, stop banging douchebags.


You shut your whore mouth, you "nice guy"...

10 Nov 2012 07:40 PM
bobbette     
Wait, since when are 1 in 3 women lesbians? My dating odds may have just improved.

10 Nov 2012 07:41 PM
Carlip     
1 in 3 are married?
AMIRITE?

10 Nov 2012 07:42 PM
I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body     
On the bright side, at least they have their daddy right there to comfort them.

/Hell, who am I kidding??? Women with daddy issues are the BEST.

//Just not the best for anything long term.

///Them girls got the crazy eyes

////And the crazy mentality that goes along with it.

10 Nov 2012 07:43 PM
CreamFilling     
Sure, but 4 out of 5 are depressed before making love. Pretty much every female I know between the ages of 20 and 40 has been on antidepressants at some time in her life.

10 Nov 2012 07:44 PM
NewportBarGuy    [TotalFark]  

Rapmaster2000: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Well, stop banging douchebags.

Quiet! You'll ruin my game.


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10 Nov 2012 07:45 PM
ChubbyTiger     
It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.

10 Nov 2012 07:46 PM
WhippingBoy     
I've also found that 1 in 3 women don't know how to make me a proper sammich on their way out. I suspect this is directly related to their depression.

10 Nov 2012 07:47 PM
FunkOut    [TotalFark]  

ChubbyTiger: It's because I have withdrawn my penis. Melancholy is totally understandable.


Good lord man, you have evolved a retractable penis?

10 Nov 2012 07:50 PM
the801     
yeah, i used to bang lesbians. maybe 1 in 3 got depressed, and the rest just got kind of philosophical.

but i got tired of depression in the morning, so i started doing only schizophrenics. if they get depressed you can't even tell, because they're too busy hiding from the aliens. you know what keeps the aliens away? anal. freaky anal, not normal anal. yeah.

10 Nov 2012 07:50 PM
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